The Joker

Question 1

PhD In Dad Jokes

What does it take to get a PhD in Dad Jokes?

Question 2

Marketing Joke

Why don't marketers like trampolines?

Question 3

Sheep Vacation Destination Joke

Where do sheep go on vacation?

Question 4

Rut Vs Grave

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

Question 5

Did You Know Alligator Vs Crocodile Joke

Did you know? You can distinguish between an alligator and a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or after a while.

Question 6

Zoo With No Dogs Joke

What do you call a zoo with no dogs?

Question 7

Best Selling Book

In the US, a book titled: "How to change your wife in 30 days", sold 50 million copies in one week, before the author discovered that the title had a spelling error! The correct title was: "How to change your life in 30 days". After the correction, for a whole month, one 2 copies were sold.

Question 8

Pizza Joke

I have a joke about pizza... It's a little cheesy!

Question 9

Indian Pun

Why were the Indians here first?

Question 10

Wife Horoscope

A married man's honest confession... "I always read my wife's horoscope to see what kind of day I was going to have."

Question 11

Jewish Grandma

A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. "You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment 301. There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow, push button 30. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in and with your elbow, push 3. When you get out, I'm on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell." "Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?....... "What..... You're coming empty handed?"

Question 12

Idiocracy Frito Quote

For the smartest guy in the world, you're pretty dumb sometimes. - Frito

Question 13

You Like My Smile

A man and a woman were traveling on a train. Woman, "Every time you smile I feel like inviting you over to my place." Man, "Aww are you single?" Woman, "No, I'm a dentist."

Question 14

1st Day As A CSI

Detective: How did this man drown?

Question 15

Don't Drink And Drive Joke

Cop, "What's in the bottle." Lady, "Just water." Cop, "Ma'am that's wine!" Lady, "OMG, Jesus did it again!"

Question 16

Daylight Saving Time

Clocks are supposed to fall back on Nov. 1st. Think I'll set mine forward at least two months because nobody wants to fall back in 2020.

Question 17

Wisdom Comes With Age Joke

As you get older, you'll realize that a $300 watch and a $30 watch both tell the same time. A Micheal Kors wallet and a Forever 21 wallet hold the same amount of money. A $300,000 house and a $100,000 house host the same loneliness. A Ford will drive you as far as a Bentley. True happiness is not found in materialistic things, it comes from the love and laughter found with each other. Stay humble... the holes dug for us in the ground are the same size.

Question 18

Why Did The Author Put On A Sweater?

Why did the author put on a sweater?

Question 19

Time To Stop Drinking Wine Joke

You know when it's time to cut back on you're wine intake when your doctor tells you, "Your blood type is Chardonn-A positive."

Question 20

French Stubbed Toe Joke

When French people stub their toe, do they say "Ow-Oui"?

Question 21

How To Win Powerball

After losing in last night's Powerball, I've decided to declare myselft the winner and to file lawsuits until I win!

Question 22

Santa Claus Pun

I never really believed in Santa, always was a rebel without a claus.

Question 23

Quarantine

Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.

Question 24

Art Museum Joke

Why did the art thief's van run out of gas as he drove away from the museum?

Question 25

Left Side Cut Off Joke

Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off?

Question 26

Every Day Is A Gift Joke

If each day is a gift, can we get a refund on the shitty ones?

Question 27

Paleontologists Joke

Paleontologists are having a party to celebrate unearthing the largest ever dinosaur tibia... It's going to be quite the dinosaur shin-dig.

Question 28

Laughing Dog Joke

What type a dog laughs at every joke?

Question 29

Happy Dwarf Joke

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.

Question 30

PMS Pun

PMS jokes aren't funny. Period!

The Joker

PhD In Dad Jokes

Marketing Joke

Sheep Vacation Destination Joke

Rut Vs Grave

Did You Know Alligator Vs Crocodile Joke

Zoo With No Dogs Joke

Best Selling Book

Pizza Joke

Indian Pun

Wife Horoscope

Jewish Grandma

Idiocracy Frito Quote

You Like My Smile

1st Day As A CSI

Don't Drink And Drive Joke

Daylight Saving Time

Wisdom Comes With Age Joke

Why Did The Author Put On A Sweater?

Time To Stop Drinking Wine Joke

French Stubbed Toe Joke

How To Win Powerball

Santa Claus Pun

Quarantine

Art Museum Joke

Left Side Cut Off Joke

Every Day Is A Gift Joke

Paleontologists Joke

Laughing Dog Joke

Happy Dwarf Joke

PMS Pun

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