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Joke: What happens when a frog illegally parks?
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Joke: Guys I need your help... I'm in the middle of an argument with my wife and she just told me that I'm right. What the hell do I do next?!
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Joke: Someone asked me what to do with leftover bacon. I've never heard of that kind of bacon.
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Joke: We all know where the Big Apple is, but does anyone know where the Minneapolis?
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Joke: Why do women have small feet?
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Joke: Santa's been reading your posts all year... Most of you are getting dictionaries for Christmas.
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Joke: What do you call a cat that doesn't tell the truth?
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Joke: Why do male dogs float in water?
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Joke: I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.
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Joke: The cashier told me, "Strip down facing me". By the time I realized they meant the debit card, it was too late.
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Joke: Singing in the shower is all fun and game until you get soap in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.
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Joke: What does a horny frog say?
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Joke: My Child doesn't want to eat meat. What can I replace it with?
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Joke: Two Irishmen were hammering floorboards down in a house. Paddy picks up a nail, realizes it's upside down and throws it away. He carries on doing this until Murphy says, Why are you throwing them away?" "Because, they're upside down", says Paddy. "You daft twat!", replies Murphy, "Save'em for the ceiling!"
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Joke: Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you.
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Joke: Why are frogs so happy?
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Joke: It shocks me how bad I am at electrical work around the house.
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Joke: I asked, "Alexa, what do women want?" It hasn't shut up for nine days!
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Joke: What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
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Joke: What do you call a rabbit that tells a good joke?
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Joke: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
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Joke: Yesterday I saw a book called "How to solve 50% of your problems", so I bought two.
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Joke: I went to McDonald's and slammed ten bucks on the counter and said, "Surprise me! Because I never get what I ask for anyway!"
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Joke: I never called you stupid, but when I asked you to spell "orange", and you asked me the fruit or the color it kinda caught me off guard.
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Joke: Do you ever notice that when geese fly in a "V" formation, one side is always longer than the other?
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Joke: The first five florist I called knew nothing about carpet or tile. And suddenly I'm the idiot.
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Joke: My friend composes songs about sewing machines. He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams.
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Joke: Where do Elves go to vote?
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Joke: I trained my dog to fetch me a beer. It may not sound impressive, but he gets it from the neighbors fridge!
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Joke: I just burnt this Hawaiian pizza. Guess I should have used aloha temperature.
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