The Joker

Question 1

Milkless Cow

If a cow doesn't produce milk, is it a milk dud or an utter failure?

Question 2

Cross-Eyed Girl Joke

I dated a crosseyed girl but I just knew she was seeing someone on the side.

Question 3

Cow Toe Joke

Why do cows have hooves?

Question 4

Someone Called My Phone Today, Sneezed, And Then Hung Up Joke

Someone called my phone today, sneezed, and then hung up.

Question 5

Take Your Kid To Work Day Joke

An eight-year-old girl went to the office with her dad on "Take your kid to work day." As they were walking around the office, the young girl started crying and getting very cranky. He father asked what was wrong with her. As the staff gathered around, she sobbed loudly; "Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said you worked with?"

Question 6

Halloween Pumpkin Joke

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?

Question 7

I Was A Kamikaze Pilot

I went out for Chinese food last night and got chatting with the waiter. He told me he lived in Japan during the war and was a kamikaze pilot and his code name was "Chow Mein". I said, "Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't kamikaze pilots sacrifice their own lives?" To which he replied, "Yes, but I was Chicken Chow Mein"

Question 8

Halloween Skeleton Joke

How much does a skeleton weigh?

Question 9

Leather Pants

Research has shown that when a woman wears leather clothing, a man's heart beats faster, his throat gets dry, and he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally. Then it was discovered why... She smells like a new truck.

Question 10

Congress Or Baboon's Joke

A group of baboons is called a congress. (that is the joke)

Question 11

The Good And Bad News

The bad news is time flies. The good news is you're the pilot.

Question 12

Cell Phone Joke

I just removed all the German contacts from my cell phone. It's now Hans free!

Question 13

Mummy Halloween Joke

Why don't mummies take time off?

Question 14

Bear Paw Pun

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get you?" The bear says "I'll have a rum . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . and coke." The bartender asks, "Why the big pause?" The bear answers, " What can I say, I was born with 'em."

Question 15

Hollywood Movie Joke

Hollywood has been making a movie about constipation for years but they aren't sure if it will ever come out.

Question 16

Guitar Pun

A woman is on trial for beating her husband with his guitars. The judge asks her, "first offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender."

Question 17

Only One

Since there is only one of me, does that make me endangered or a limited edition?

Question 18

Little Mermaid Joke

What did the Little Mermaid wear to math class?

Question 19

Flamingo Pun

My friend keeps telling me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I guess I'm just going to have to put my foot down.

Question 20

Elf Car Joke

What kind of cars do elves drive?

Question 21

Get A Mouse To Smile Joke

How do you get a mouse to smile?

Question 22

A Duck Chap Stick Pun

A duck goes into a store and asks if they have any ChapStick. They told him they had plenty for sale so he replied "great can you put it on my bill for me"

Question 23

Nudist Camp Joke

So a hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it now.

Question 24

Horse Injury Pun

A horse got hurt but he is doing fine and in fact, he is back in stable condition.

Question 25

Canned Meat Joke

If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat don’t open it... It's Spam!

Question 26

Days Of The Weak Joke

Saturday and Sunday's are the strongest days... all the rest are weak days!

Question 27

Chocolate Chewbacca

What do you call Chewbacca when he gets chocolate in his fur?

Question 28

Best Invention Joke

Out of all the inventions over the last 100 years, the dry erase board is the most remarkable.

Question 29

Pampered Cow Joke

What do you get from a pampered cow?

Question 30

Cut Lightning Joke

How do you cut lightning?