The Joker

Question 1

Cow Toe Joke

Question 2

Someone Called My Phone Today, Sneezed, And Then Hung Up Joke

Someone called my phone today, sneezed, and then hung up.

Question 3

Take Your Kid To Work Day Joke

An eight-year-old girl went to the office with her dad on "Take your kid to work day." As they were walking around the office, the young girl started crying and getting very cranky. He father asked what was wrong with her. As the staff gathered around, she sobbed loudly; "Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said you worked with?"

Question 4

I Was A Kamikaze Pilot

I went out for Chinese food last night and got chatting with the waiter. He told me he lived in Japan during the war and was a kamikaze pilot and his code name was "Chow Mein". I said, "Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't kamikaze pilots sacrifice their own lives?" To which he replied, "Yes, but I was Chicken Chow Mein"

Question 5

Halloween Skeleton Joke

How much does a skeleton weigh?

Question 6

Leather Pants

Research has shown that when a woman wears leather clothing, a man's heart beats faster, his throat gets dry, and he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally. Then it was discovered why... She smells like a new truck.

Question 7

Congress Or Baboon's Joke

A group of baboons is called a congress. (that is the joke)

Question 8

The Good And Bad News

The bad news is time flies. The good news is you're the pilot.

Question 9

Cell Phone Joke

I just removed all the German contacts from my cell phone. It's now Hans free!

Question 10

Mummy Halloween Joke

Why don't mummies take time off?

Question 11

Bear Paw Pun

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get you?" The bear says "I'll have a rum . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . and coke." The bartender asks, "Why the big pause?" The bear answers, " What can I say, I was born with 'em."

Question 12

Hollywood Movie Joke

Hollywood has been making a movie about constipation for years but they aren't sure if it will ever come out.

Question 13

Guitar Pun

A woman is on trial for beating her husband with his guitars. The judge asks her, "first offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender."

Question 14

Only One

Since there is only one of me, does that make me endangered or a limited edition?

Question 15

Little Mermaid Joke

What did the Little Mermaid wear to math class?

Question 16

Flamingo Pun

My friend keeps telling me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I guess I'm just going to have to put my foot down.

Question 17

Elf Car Joke

What kind of cars do elves drive?

Question 18

Get A Mouse To Smile Joke

How do you get a mouse to smile?

Question 19

A Duck Chap Stick Pun

A duck goes into a store and asks if they have any ChapStick. They told him they had plenty for sale so he replied "great can you put it on my bill for me"

Question 20

Nudist Camp Joke

So a hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it now.

Question 21

Horse Injury Pun

A horse got hurt but he is doing fine and in fact, he is back in stable condition.

Question 22

Canned Meat Joke

If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat don’t open it... It's Spam!

Question 23

Days Of The Weak Joke

Saturday and Sunday's are the strongest days... all the rest are weak days!

Question 24

Chocolate Chewbacca

What do you call Chewbacca when he gets chocolate in his fur?

Question 25

Best Invention Joke

Out of all the inventions over the last 100 years, the dry erase board is the most remarkable.

Question 26

Pampered Cow Joke

What do you get from a pampered cow?

Question 27

Cut Lightning Joke

How do you cut lightning?

Question 28

Three Moles Pun

Three moles had been burrowing underground when the first one says "did you smell something sweet, it smelled like candy?' The second one said he smelled something sweet but it was more like honey. The one at the back of the line told them "I smelled something but it didn't smell sweet, it smelled like mole asses!"

Question 29

Use You Big Boy Words Joke

A group of four-year-olds were trying very hard to become accustomed to school. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! "You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them. "John what did you do over the weekend?" "I went to visit my Nana." "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!" She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo-choo." "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words," she said. She then asked little Alex what he had done. "I read a book," he replied. "That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?" Alex thought very hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride and said, "Winnie the SHIT."

Question 30

Closed Brothel

What does the sign on a closed brothel say?

The Joker

Cow Toe Joke

Someone Called My Phone Today, Sneezed, And Then Hung Up Joke

Take Your Kid To Work Day Joke

I Was A Kamikaze Pilot

Halloween Skeleton Joke

Leather Pants

Congress Or Baboon's Joke

The Good And Bad News

Cell Phone Joke

Mummy Halloween Joke

Bear Paw Pun

Hollywood Movie Joke

Guitar Pun

Only One

Little Mermaid Joke

Flamingo Pun

Elf Car Joke

Get A Mouse To Smile Joke

A Duck Chap Stick Pun

Nudist Camp Joke

Horse Injury Pun

Canned Meat Joke

Days Of The Weak Joke

Chocolate Chewbacca

Best Invention Joke

Pampered Cow Joke

Cut Lightning Joke

Three Moles Pun

Use You Big Boy Words Joke

Closed Brothel

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