The Joker

Question 1

Horse Sport Joke

What sport do horses like playing the most?

Question 2

Divorce Settlement

"Mr. Smith, I reviewed your divorce cases very carefully," the divorce court judge said, "And, I have decided to give your wife $7500 a month." "That's very fair your honor." the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."

Question 3

How Do You Get A Squirrel To Love You Joke

How do you get a squirrel to love you?

Question 4

Cat's Favorite Nursery Rhyme Joke

What's a cat's favourite nursery rhyme?

Question 5

Politicians And Diapers

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Question 6

What Do Scientist To With Dog Bones Joke

What do scientist to with dog bones?

Question 7

A New Parents Favorite Christmas Carol Joke

What is my mommy and daddy’s favorite Christmas carol?

Question 8

Vegan Argument

If two vegans get into an argument... is it still considered a beef?

Question 9

You're Right?!

Guys I need your help... I'm in the middle of an argument with my wife and she just told me that I'm right. What the hell do I do next?!

Question 10

Runners Memory Joke

What do runners do when they forget something?

Question 11

Santa's Watching!

Santa's been reading your posts all year... Most of you are getting dictionaries for Christmas.

Question 12

Toilet Paper Cross The Road Joke

Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?

Question 13

Monster Dessert Joke

What is a monster's favorite dessert?

Question 14

Wear A Mask

A big nose is not an excuse to not wear a mask! I mean, I still wear underwear!

Question 15

Polar Bear Favorite Food Joke

What do polar bears like to eat?

Question 16

Inflation Joke

I asked my grandfather for twenty dollars. "Twenty dollars?!" he said. "For What?" "To buy groceries," I told him. "When I was a boy," my grandfather said. "My mama would give me a dollar, just one dollar, and I'd go to the store and come home with two loaves of bread, two sacks of potatoes, a carton of eggs, three bottles of milk, and can of coffee and a box of tea." He shrugged and paused. "Times have changed and you can't do that now," he told me. "Too many security cameras."

Question 17

Why Did You Marry Me?

I asked my wife why she married me. She said, "Because you are funny." I said, "I thought it was because I was good in bed." She said, "See? You are hilarious!"

Question 18

Hungary Clock Pun

What does a clock do when it gets hungry?

Question 19

Embrace Your Mistakes

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes... So, she hugged me.

Question 20

Take Off Your Bra

I spent twenty minutes trying to get my wife's bra off, I've decided to give up! I wished I had never put it on now.

Question 21

How You Know When You're Old

Most people don't think I'm as old as I am until they hear me stand up.

Question 22

Exorcist Joke

If you don't pay your exorcist do you get repossessed?

Question 23

Jack And The Bean Stalk Joke

My friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables. Jack and the beans talk.

Question 24

Recount Or Else!

I just called my bank and told them that they counted wrong so I want to find $11,780 in my account by tomorrow!

Question 25

Social Distancing Joke

How long is this social distancing supposed to last? My wife keeps trying to come in the house.

Question 26

A Second Opinion

My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him, "If you don't mind, I'd like a second opinion." He said, "All right. You're ugly too!"

Question 27

Computer Password Joke

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "My penis" and the wife falls to the ground laughing, because on-screen it says, "Error, not long enough."

Question 28

Electrical Work Pun

It shocks me how bad I am at electrical work around the house.

Question 29

Air Freshener Pun

I've no idea why my new plug in air freshener won't work, I plug it in and switch it on.. nothing!....It just doesn't make scents.

Question 30

Dogs Can't Read

Dogs can't read an MRI but CATScan!

The Joker

Horse Sport Joke

Divorce Settlement

How Do You Get A Squirrel To Love You Joke

Cat's Favorite Nursery Rhyme Joke

Politicians And Diapers

What Do Scientist To With Dog Bones Joke

A New Parents Favorite Christmas Carol Joke

Vegan Argument

You're Right?!

Runners Memory Joke

Santa's Watching!

Toilet Paper Cross The Road Joke

Monster Dessert Joke

Wear A Mask

Polar Bear Favorite Food Joke

Inflation Joke

Why Did You Marry Me?

Hungary Clock Pun

Embrace Your Mistakes

Take Off Your Bra

How You Know When You're Old

Exorcist Joke

Jack And The Bean Stalk Joke

Recount Or Else!

Social Distancing Joke

A Second Opinion

Computer Password Joke

Electrical Work Pun

Air Freshener Pun

Dogs Can't Read

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