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Joke: Three moles had been burrowing underground when the first one says "did you smell something sweet, it smelled like candy?' The second one said he smelled something sweet but it was more like honey. The one at the back of the line told them "I smelled something but it didn't smell sweet, it smelled like mole asses!"
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Joke: What does the sign on a closed brothel say?
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Joke: If I shook your family tree, how many nuts would fall out?
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Joke: What do you call a crocodile with GPS?
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Joke: What did the flame say to his buddies after he fell in love?
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Joke: What does your wife and a hand grenade have in common?
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Joke: Why did the Tweety bird go the hospital?
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Joke: What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?
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Joke: Why did the two elephants decide not to go swimming together?
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Joke: What sport do horses like playing the most?
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Joke: What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
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Joke: Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?
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Joke: Why are stegosauruses, such good volleyball players?
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Joke: I just told my suitcase that we're not going on vacation this year. Now I'm dealing with emotional baggage.
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Joke: What's a cats favorite color?
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Joke: "Mr. Smith, I reviewed your divorce cases very carefully," the divorce court judge said, "And, I have decided to give your wife $7500 a month." "That's very fair your honor." the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."
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Joke: What's a cat's favourite nursery rhyme?
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Joke: What do scientist to with dog bones?
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Joke: What do you get when you cross a dog, a flower and a vegetable?
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Joke: Rabbits jump and the live for an average of 8 years. Dog's run and they live for an average of 15 years. Turtles do nothing and can live for over 15o years... Lesson learned.
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Joke: Why did god make only one Yogi Bear?
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Joke: What happens when a frog illegally parks?
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Joke: Bread is like the sun, it rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.
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Joke: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
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Joke: Someone asked me what to do with leftover bacon. I've never heard of that kind of bacon.
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Joke: We all know where the Big Apple is, but does anyone know where the Minneapolis?
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Joke: Santa's been reading your posts all year... Most of you are getting dictionaries for Christmas.
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Joke: What do you call a cat that doesn't tell the truth?
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Joke: Where do baby fish sleep?
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Joke: Why do male dogs float in water?
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