The Joker

Question 1

Family Tree Joke

If I shook your family tree, how many nuts would fall out?

Question 2

Crocodile With GPS Joke

What do you call a crocodile with GPS?

Question 3

Two Flames Fall In Love Joke

What did the flame say to his buddies after he fell in love?

Question 4

Wife And A Hand Grenade

What does your wife and a hand grenade have in common?

Question 5

Guy With No Arms And No Legs, In A Pot Of Boiling Water Joke

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, in a pot of boiling water?

Question 6

Tweety Bird Hospital Joke

Why did the Tweety bird go the hospital?

Question 7

Rabbits Walking Backwards Joke

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

Question 8

A Bridge To Hawaii Joke

A biker was riding his Harley along a California highway, when suddenly the sky cleared above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said: Because you have tried to be faithful to me and always, I will grant you one wish. The biker pulled over and said, build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want. The Lord said your request is materialistic. Think of all the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific, and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind. The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she’s thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, when she cries, what she means when she says nothing is wrong, when she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy. The Lord replied, “ do you want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?”

Question 9

The Wrong Valentine's Day Flowers

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

Question 10

Christmas Is Cancelled Joke

Did you hear Christmas has been canceled? Apparently, Santa is in jail. He was caught last year laying a doll under a tree.

Question 11

Two Elephants Swimming Joke

Why did the two elephants decide not to go swimming together?

Question 12

Horse Sport Joke

What sport do horses like playing the most?

Question 13

Worse Than Raining Cats And Dogs Joke

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Question 14

Candy Under Pillow Joke

Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Question 15

Stegosauruses Joke

Why are stegosauruses, such good volleyball players?

Question 16

No Vacation This Year.

I just told my suitcase that we're not going on vacation this year. Now I'm dealing with emotional baggage.

Question 17

Cats Favorite Color Joke

What's a cats favorite color?

Question 18

Divorce Settlement

"Mr. Smith, I reviewed your divorce cases very carefully," the divorce court judge said, "And, I have decided to give your wife $7500 a month." "That's very fair your honor." the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."

Question 19

Cat's Favorite Nursery Rhyme Joke

What's a cat's favourite nursery rhyme?

Question 20

What Do Scientist To With Dog Bones Joke

What do scientist to with dog bones?

Question 21

Dog Flower Vegetable Joke

What do you get when you cross a dog, a flower and a vegetable?

Question 22

Exersize And Life Expectancy

Rabbits jump and the live for an average of 8 years. Dog's run and they live for an average of 15 years. Turtles do nothing and can live for over 15o years... Lesson learned.

Question 23

Only One Yogi Bear Joke

Why did god make only one Yogi Bear?

Question 24

Frog Parking Only

What happens when a frog illegally parks?

Question 25

Carbs Are The Enemy

Bread is like the sun, it rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

Question 26

Astronauts Feet Joke

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Question 27

Leftover Bacon?

Someone asked me what to do with leftover bacon. I've never heard of that kind of bacon.

Question 28

Minneapolis Joke

We all know where the Big Apple is, but does anyone know where the Minneapolis?

Question 29

Cat The Doesn't Tell The Truth Joke

What do you call a cat that doesn't tell the truth?

Question 30

Baby Fish Sleep Joke

Where do baby fish sleep?

The Joker

Family Tree Joke

Crocodile With GPS Joke

Two Flames Fall In Love Joke

Wife And A Hand Grenade

Guy With No Arms And No Legs, In A Pot Of Boiling Water Joke

Tweety Bird Hospital Joke

Rabbits Walking Backwards Joke

A Bridge To Hawaii Joke

The Wrong Valentine's Day Flowers

Christmas Is Cancelled Joke

Two Elephants Swimming Joke

Horse Sport Joke

Worse Than Raining Cats And Dogs Joke

Candy Under Pillow Joke

Stegosauruses Joke

No Vacation This Year.

Cats Favorite Color Joke

Divorce Settlement

Cat's Favorite Nursery Rhyme Joke

What Do Scientist To With Dog Bones Joke

Dog Flower Vegetable Joke

Exersize And Life Expectancy

Only One Yogi Bear Joke

Frog Parking Only

Carbs Are The Enemy

Astronauts Feet Joke

Leftover Bacon?

Minneapolis Joke

Cat The Doesn't Tell The Truth Joke

Baby Fish Sleep Joke

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