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Joke Count: 1229
Hospital Joke
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What part of the hospital has the least privacy?
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Canned Meat Joke
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If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat don’t open it... It's Spam!
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National Hot Dog Day Joke - Buddhist Pun
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A Buddhist goes up to a hotdog vendor and says "make me one with everything".
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Doctors And Lawyers Coke Joke
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Two physicians boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an attorney got on and took the aisle seat next to the two physicians. The attorney kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes, and was settling in when the physician in the window seat said, " I think I'll get up and get a coke." "No problem," said the attorney, "I'll get it for you." While he was gone, one of the physicians picked up the attorney's shoe and spat in it. When he returned with the coke, the other physician said, "That looks good, I think I'll have one too." Again, the attorney obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone, the other physician picked up the other shoe and spat in it. The attorney returned and they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the attorney slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. "How long must this go on?" he asked. "This fighting between our professions? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"
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Going Deaf Joke
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The Doc told me I was going deaf... It was hard to hear.
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Chocolate Chewbacca
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What do you call Chewbacca when he gets chocolate in his fur?
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Don't Text And Drive
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Honk if you love Jesus... text if you want to meet him!
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Best Invention Joke
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Out of all the inventions over the last 100 years, the dry erase board is the most remarkable.
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Cut Lightning Joke
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How do you cut lightning?
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Three Moles Pun
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Three moles had been burrowing underground when the first one says "did you smell something sweet, it smelled like candy?' The second one said he smelled something sweet but it was more like honey. The one at the back of the line told them "I smelled something but it didn't smell sweet, it smelled like mole asses!"
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Teddy Bear Dessert
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Why did the Teddy Bear say no to dessert?
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Wise Man Joke
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A wise man once told his wife nothing, because he was a wise man.
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What Did One Boat Say To The Other Boat On Valentines Day?
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What did one boat say to the other?
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Iron Man Joke
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Why Iron-man and not Fe-male?
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Wife And A Hand Grenade
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What does your wife and a hand grenade have in common?
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Coin Shortage Joke
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There is a coin shortage. America is officially out of common cents.
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Grandpa Joke
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I asked my granddaughter to fetch me a newspaper. She laughed and said, "Grandpa you are so old, just use my phone." So I slammed her phone against the wall and killed that annoying fly.
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Tortilla Factory Joke
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Why did the baker open a tortilla factory?
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Toilet Paper Joke
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I got in touch with my inner self today... That's the last time I buy 1-ply toilet paper at the dollar store.
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How Do You Pronounce Lafayette?
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A honeymooning couple was passing through Louisiana. When they were approaching Lafayette, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they got to the town, where they decided to stop for lunch. As they stood at the counter, the man said, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us. Would you very slowly pronounce where we are?" The guy behind the corner leaned over and said, "Burrrrrrrr gerrrrrrr Kiiiiing"
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Divorce Settlement
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"Mr. Smith, I reviewed your divorce cases very carefully," the divorce court judge said, "And, I have decided to give your wife $7500 a month." "That's very fair your honor." the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."
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How Do You Get A Squirrel To Love You Joke
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How do you get a squirrel to love you?
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Cat's Favorite Nursery Rhyme Joke
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What's a cat's favourite nursery rhyme?
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Politicians And Diapers
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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
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What Do Scientist To With Dog Bones Joke
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What do scientist to with dog bones?
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Vegan Argument
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If two vegans get into an argument... is it still considered a beef?
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Dad Jokes Joke
Joke:
Where does Dad keep his Dad jokes?
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You're Right?!
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Guys I need your help... I'm in the middle of an argument with my wife and she just told me that I'm right. What the hell do I do next?!
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Runners Memory Joke
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What do runners do when they forget something?
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Santa's Watching!
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Santa's been reading your posts all year... Most of you are getting dictionaries for Christmas.
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