The Joker

Question 1

Wise Man Joke

A wise man once told his wife nothing, because he was a wise man.

Question 2

An 86 Year Old Man Walked Into A Crowded Waiting Room Joke

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?" "There's something wrong with my penis", he replied. The Receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that." “Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said. The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something, and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private." The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?" “There's something wrong with my ear", he stated. The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?" "I can't pee out of it," he replied......... The waiting room erupted in laughter!

Question 3

Crocodile With GPS Joke

What do you call a crocodile with GPS?

Question 4

Grandpa Joke

I asked my granddaughter to fetch me a newspaper. She laughed and said, "Grandpa you are so old, just use my phone." So I slammed her phone against the wall and killed that annoying fly.

Question 5

Football Player Who Likes Dad Jokes

What do you call a football player that likes dad jokes?

Question 6

Rabbits Walking Backwards Joke

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

Question 7

Tortilla Factory Joke

Why did the baker open a tortilla factory?

Question 8

Toilet Paper Joke

I got in touch with my inner self today... That's the last time I buy 1-ply toilet paper at the dollar store.

Question 9

Cats Favorite Color Joke

What's a cats favorite color?

Question 10

Cat's Favorite Nursery Rhyme Joke

What's a cat's favourite nursery rhyme?

Question 11

Politicians And Diapers

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Question 12

Vegan Argument

If two vegans get into an argument... is it still considered a beef?

Question 13

Email Warning

If you ever receive an email titled "Ding Dong", do not open it. It's a Jehovahs Witness working from home.

Question 14

Runners Memory Joke

What do runners do when they forget something?

Question 15

Santa's Watching!

Santa's been reading your posts all year... Most of you are getting dictionaries for Christmas.

Question 16

Toilet Paper Cross The Road Joke

Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?

Question 17

Cat The Doesn't Tell The Truth Joke

What do you call a cat that doesn't tell the truth?

Question 18

Chemist Pun

When chemists die, they barium.

Question 19

Star Wars Pirate Joke

What do you get if you cross Star Wars and a Pirate?

Question 20

Monster Dessert Joke

What is a monster's favorite dessert?

Question 21

Baby Fish Sleep Joke

Where do baby fish sleep?

Question 22

Wear A Mask

A big nose is not an excuse to not wear a mask! I mean, I still wear underwear!

Question 23

Polar Bear Favorite Food Joke

What do polar bears like to eat?

Question 24

Inflation Joke

I asked my grandfather for twenty dollars. "Twenty dollars?!" he said. "For What?" "To buy groceries," I told him. "When I was a boy," my grandfather said. "My mama would give me a dollar, just one dollar, and I'd go to the store and come home with two loaves of bread, two sacks of potatoes, a carton of eggs, three bottles of milk, and can of coffee and a box of tea." He shrugged and paused. "Times have changed and you can't do that now," he told me. "Too many security cameras."

Question 25

Hungary Clock Pun

What does a clock do when it gets hungry?

Question 26

Take Off Your Bra

I spent twenty minutes trying to get my wife's bra off, I've decided to give up! I wished I had never put it on now.

Question 27

How You Know When You're Old

Most people don't think I'm as old as I am until they hear me stand up.

Question 28

Jack And The Bean Stalk Joke

My friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables. Jack and the beans talk.

Question 29

Recount Or Else!

I just called my bank and told them that they counted wrong so I want to find $11,780 in my account by tomorrow!

Question 30

Social Distancing Joke

How long is this social distancing supposed to last? My wife keeps trying to come in the house.

The Joker

Wise Man Joke

An 86 Year Old Man Walked Into A Crowded Waiting Room Joke

Crocodile With GPS Joke

Grandpa Joke

Football Player Who Likes Dad Jokes

Rabbits Walking Backwards Joke

Tortilla Factory Joke

Toilet Paper Joke

Cats Favorite Color Joke

Cat's Favorite Nursery Rhyme Joke

Politicians And Diapers

Vegan Argument

Email Warning

Runners Memory Joke

Santa's Watching!

Toilet Paper Cross The Road Joke

Cat The Doesn't Tell The Truth Joke

Chemist Pun

Star Wars Pirate Joke

Monster Dessert Joke

Baby Fish Sleep Joke

Wear A Mask

Polar Bear Favorite Food Joke

Inflation Joke

Hungary Clock Pun

Take Off Your Bra

How You Know When You're Old

Jack And The Bean Stalk Joke

Recount Or Else!

Social Distancing Joke

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