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Joke Count: 1229
Sick Lemon Joke
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What do you give a sick lemon?
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Megabyte Pun
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My friend is changing his bands name to 999 Megabytes because they never got a gig.
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Little Mermaid Joke
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What did the Little Mermaid wear to math class?
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Flamingo Pun
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My friend keeps telling me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I guess I'm just going to have to put my foot down.
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Balloon Music Joke
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What type of music are balloons afraid of?
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Wife Bra
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I almost tripped over my wife’s bra the other day... I'm sure it was a booby trap.
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Cold Painter Joke
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What does the painter do when he gets cold?
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A Duck Chap Stick Pun
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A duck goes into a store and asks if they have any ChapStick. They told him they had plenty for sale so he replied "great can you put it on my bill for me"
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Nudist Camp Joke
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So a hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it now.
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Hospital Joke
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What part of the hospital has the least privacy?
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National Hot Dog Day Joke - Buddhist Pun
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A Buddhist goes up to a hotdog vendor and says "make me one with everything".
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Doctors And Lawyers Coke Joke
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Two physicians boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an attorney got on and took the aisle seat next to the two physicians. The attorney kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes, and was settling in when the physician in the window seat said, " I think I'll get up and get a coke." "No problem," said the attorney, "I'll get it for you." While he was gone, one of the physicians picked up the attorney's shoe and spat in it. When he returned with the coke, the other physician said, "That looks good, I think I'll have one too." Again, the attorney obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone, the other physician picked up the other shoe and spat in it. The attorney returned and they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the attorney slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. "How long must this go on?" he asked. "This fighting between our professions? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"
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Going Deaf Joke
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The Doc told me I was going deaf... It was hard to hear.
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Chocolate Chewbacca
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What do you call Chewbacca when he gets chocolate in his fur?
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Don't Text And Drive
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Honk if you love Jesus... text if you want to meet him!
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Best Invention Joke
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Out of all the inventions over the last 100 years, the dry erase board is the most remarkable.
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Cut Lightning Joke
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How do you cut lightning?
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Three Moles Pun
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Three moles had been burrowing underground when the first one says "did you smell something sweet, it smelled like candy?' The second one said he smelled something sweet but it was more like honey. The one at the back of the line told them "I smelled something but it didn't smell sweet, it smelled like mole asses!"
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Irish Furniture Pun
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Who is Irish and sits outside all day?
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Teddy Bear Dessert
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Why did the Teddy Bear say no to dessert?
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Wise Man Joke
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A wise man once told his wife nothing, because he was a wise man.
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An 86 Year Old Man Walked Into A Crowded Waiting Room Joke
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An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?" "There's something wrong with my penis", he replied. The Receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that." “Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said. The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something, and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private." The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?" “There's something wrong with my ear", he stated. The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?" "I can't pee out of it," he replied......... The waiting room erupted in laughter!
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What Did One Boat Say To The Other Boat On Valentines Day?
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What did one boat say to the other?
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Iron Man Joke
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Why Iron-man and not Fe-male?
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Wife And A Hand Grenade
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What does your wife and a hand grenade have in common?
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Grandpa Joke
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I asked my granddaughter to fetch me a newspaper. She laughed and said, "Grandpa you are so old, just use my phone." So I slammed her phone against the wall and killed that annoying fly.
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Football Player Who Likes Dad Jokes
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What do you call a football player that likes dad jokes?
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Tortilla Factory Joke
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Why did the baker open a tortilla factory?
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Toilet Paper Joke
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I got in touch with my inner self today... That's the last time I buy 1-ply toilet paper at the dollar store.
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How Do You Pronounce Lafayette?
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A honeymooning couple was passing through Louisiana. When they were approaching Lafayette, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they got to the town, where they decided to stop for lunch. As they stood at the counter, the man said, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us. Would you very slowly pronounce where we are?" The guy behind the corner leaned over and said, "Burrrrrrrr gerrrrrrr Kiiiiing"
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