Two Irishmen Were Hammering Floorboards Down In A House....

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Irish Carpenter Joke

Author: The Joker
Joke: Two Irishmen were hammering floorboards down in a house. Paddy picks up a nail, realizes it's upside down and throws it away. He carries on doing this until Murphy says, Why are you throwing them away?" "Because, they're upside down", says Paddy. "You daft twat!", replies Murphy, "Save'em for the ceiling!"
Irish Carpenter Joke Joke Meme.
Irish Carpenter Joke Meme.