USER JOKES INDEX

Why did the headless horseman start his own business?

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?

Why are all mummies workaholics?

How do you fix a damaged Jack-O-Lantern?

What's a ghosts favorite food?

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Why did the ghost have to leave the halloween party?

An eight-year-old girl went to the office with her dad on "Take your kid to work day." As they were walking around the office, the young girl started crying and getting very cranky. He father asked what was wrong with her. As the staff gathered around, she sobbed loudly; "Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said you worked with?"

Coworkers are like Christmas lights. They hang together, half of them don't work and the other half aren't so bright.

I think I need to lose some weight. I tried to sit up earlier and ended up rocking myself to sleep.