What do you call a pool filled with tacos?

A flotilla.

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What do lemons say when they answer the telephone?

Yeeellllooow.

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I respect giraffe’s... They’re an animal I can look up to.

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What is a giraffe's favorite fruit?

Nectarines.

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Did you know babies are born with four kidneys?

When they grow up two of them turn into adult knees.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

The grass was greener on the other side.

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Just read the CEO of IKEA was appointed Prime Minister of Sweden. He's currently assembling his cabinet.

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What kind of key opens a haunted house?

A spook-key!

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Why did the boy eat waffles for breakfast, lunch and dinner?

His mother said he needed three square meals a day!

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What did one llama say to the other llama?

Alpaca basket for our picnic.

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