Why was Dracula afraid of cows?

Because they were full of steaks.

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What do you call Dracula when he's shopping for bargains?

Dis-Count Dracula.

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Where does Dracula get his hair cut?

Fang-tasitc Sams.

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What's Dracula's favorite streaming service?

Neck-flix.

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What is Dracula's favorite fruit?

Neck-tarines.

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What did Dracula suffer from after biting a snowman?

Frostbite.

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I don't usually whoop...

but when I do, there it is!

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It's the time of the year when I get to pretend the five pounds of candy I'm buying is for Trick-or-Treaters.

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It's CORN! + Who let the DOGS OUT? What is it?

Corndog (Easy peasy lemon squizy right?)

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Bully got toasted because...

His OLDER bully gave him a TOAST ( HA! you thought the older bully made fun of him did you?)

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