Why was Dracula afraid of cows?
Because they were full of steaks.
What do you call Dracula when he's shopping for bargains?
Dis-Count Dracula.
Where does Dracula get his hair cut?
Fang-tasitc Sams.
What's Dracula's favorite streaming service?
Neck-flix.
What is Dracula's favorite fruit?
Neck-tarines.
What did Dracula suffer from after biting a snowman?
Frostbite.
It's the time of the year when I get to pretend the five pounds of candy I'm buying is for Trick-or-Treaters.
It's CORN! + Who let the DOGS OUT? What is it?
Corndog (Easy peasy lemon squizy right?)
Bully got toasted because...
His OLDER bully gave him a TOAST ( HA! you thought the older bully made fun of him did you?)
