Why are ghosts terrible liars?
Because, you can see right through them!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A pain in the neck!
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because, nothing gets under their skin.
Why do vampires need mouthwash?
Because they have bat breath!
What did the Jack-O-Lantern say to the pumpkin?
Cut it out!
Why did the illiterate witch get kicked out of the coven?
She couldn't spell!
