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What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?
Wrap!
Why is Dracula so easy to trick on Halloween?
Because he’s a sucker.
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers.
How much does a skeleton weigh?
A skeleTON!
Why did the headless horseman start his own business?
To get ahead in life.
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash!
Why are all mummies workaholics?
They're afraid to unwind!
How do you fix a damaged Jack-O-Lantern?
You use a pumpkin patch.
What's a ghosts favorite food?
Boo-Berries!
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite!