Where is a ghosts favorite place to live?
On a dead end!
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
What Do You Get If You Cross Bambi With A Ghost?
Bam-Boo!
Why didn't the zombie like his new house?
Because, there was no living room!
What happens when you stay up all night on Halloween?
Something dawns on you!
What's a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie?
He didn't have the guts!
