What's a skeleton's favorite thing to order at a restaruant?
Spare-ribs!
What position does a ghost play on his hockey team?
Ghoulie!
What can you find in a ghost's nose?
Boo-gers!
What’s another term for a will?
A dead giveaway!
Why didn't the ghost eat his candy?
He didn't have the stomach for it!
Where is a ghosts favorite place to live?
On a dead end!
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
What Do You Get If You Cross Bambi With A Ghost?
Bam-Boo!
Why didn't the zombie like his new house?
Because, there was no living room!
