USER JOKES INDEX

Why did the ghost have to leave the halloween party?

An eight-year-old girl went to the office with her dad on "Take your kid to work day." As they were walking around the office, the young girl started crying and getting very cranky. He father asked what was wrong with her. As the staff gathered around, she sobbed loudly; "Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said you worked with?"

Coworkers are like Christmas lights. They hang together, half of them don't work and the other half aren't so bright.

I think I need to lose some weight. I tried to sit up earlier and ended up rocking myself to sleep.

When you teach a wolf to meditate he becomes aware wolf!

Put a glass of wine in each room of your house and call it a wine tour.

I recently took a pole and found out that 100% of the people in the tent were angry when it collapsed.

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while, they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom and the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the wedding giddier, the bride broom leaned over and said to the groom broom, "I think I am going to have a little broom." "Impossible!" said the groom broom. "We haven't even swept together yet!"

No matter how bad your life is, just remember... There are people out there worried about the gender of a plastic potato.

The guy next to me on the train pointed to a photograph and said "This is my girlfriend, isn't she beautiful?" "If you think she is beautiful, you should see my wife," says I. "Why is she stunning?" "No, she's an optician!"