What's a monster's favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
What makes trick or treating with twin witches so challenging?
You never know which witch is which!
What do witches put on to go trick or treating?
Mas-scare-a!
What do you call a witch that lives at the beach?
A sand-witch!
Where do ghosts like to travel on vacation?
The Dead Sea!
What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires?
Fangs-giving!
What does a ghost call his mom and dad?
His transparents!
When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
When you are a mouse!
What dog breed would Dracula love to have as a pet?
A blood hound!
Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?
Because his heart wasn't in it!
