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Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?
Because his heart wasn't in it!
Why are ghosts terrible liars?
Because, you can see right through them!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A pain in the neck!
What do demons eat for breakfast?
Deviled eggs!
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because, nothing gets under their skin.
Why do vampires need mouthwash?
Because they have bat breath!
What did the Jack-O-Lantern say to the pumpkin?
Cut it out!
Why did the illiterate witch get kicked out of the coven?
She couldn't spell!
Where do ghost's go on vacation?
The Boo-hamas!
