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Why did the illiterate witch get kicked out of the coven?
She couldn't spell!
Where do ghost's go on vacation?
The Boo-hamas!
What do skeletons travel around in?
A skele-copter!
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin-s!
How do monsters like there eggs cooked?
Terri-fried!
What's on the lunch menu at Monster School?
Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes cream!
Why are ghosts bad liars?
You can see right through them.
What do you get if you cross a ghost with a sailor?
A sea-ghoul!
Why don't mummies take time off?
They're afraid to unwind.
What did the ghost say to his wife?
You are very boo-tiful!