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Why are ghosts bad liars?
You can see right through them.
What do you get if you cross a ghost with a sailor?
A sea-ghoul!
Why don't mummies take time off?
They're afraid to unwind.
What did the ghost say to his wife?
You are very boo-tiful!
What did the skeleton say to the dog?
Bone-Appetite!
What's a ghosts favorite dessert?
Ice Cream!
What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?
Wrap!
Why is Dracula so easy to trick on Halloween?
Because he’s a sucker.
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers.
How much does a skeleton weigh?
A skeleTON!