Why Did The Dear Need Braces?
He had buck teeth!
What did one boat say to the other?
Are you up for a little row-mance?
What did the flame say to his buddies after he fell in love?
I have found the perfect match!
What did one penny say to the other penny on Valentine's day?
Let's get together and make some cents!
I couldn't understand why I couldn't lose weight. Turns out there were saying KETO, not Cheeto!
For the new year, I've been trying intermittent fasting. So far I'm up to 12 minutes without eating and to be honest, I love the results!
I try to avoid things that make me fat... Like scales, mirrors, and photographs!
If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.
