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What do you call a witch that lives at the beach?
A sand-witch!
Where do ghosts like to travel on vacation?
The Dead Sea!
What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires?
Fangs-giving!
What does a ghost call his mom and dad?
His transparents!
When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
When you are a mouse!
What dog breed would Dracula love to have as a pet?
A blood hound!
Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?
Because his heart wasn't in it!
Why are ghosts terrible liars?
Because, you can see right through them!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A pain in the neck!