So, a duck walks into a bar. It asks the bartender, "Got any grapes?" The bartender replies, "No? I mean this is a bar. We don't really sell that kind of stuff..." So the duck leaves. The next day, the duck comes back in. "Got any grapes?" the duck asks. "No," The bartender says of annoyed. The duck leaves. The next day, the duck comes back and asks, "Got any grapes?" Finally, the bartender has had enough. "NO! We don't have any grapes. If you come in one more time asking if you've got any grapes, I'll nail your bill to the wall!" The duck leaves. The next day it comes back and says, "Got any nails?" The bartender replies, "No?" Then the duck says, "Got any grapes?"
Yesterday a book fell on my head... I only have my shelf to blame.
Why Did The Dear Need Braces?
He had buck teeth!
What did one boat say to the other?
Are you up for a little row-mance?
What did the flame say to his buddies after he fell in love?
I have found the perfect match!
What did one penny say to the other penny on Valentine's day?
Let's get together and make some cents!
I couldn't understand why I couldn't lose weight. Turns out there were saying KETO, not Cheeto!
For the new year, I've been trying intermittent fasting. So far I'm up to 12 minutes without eating and to be honest, I love the results!
