Who hides in the bakery at christmas?
A mince spy!
What is my mommy and daddy’s favorite Christmas carol?
Silent Night.
What soft drink do pigs like best?
Root Beer.
Why should you never rob a bank with a pig?
Because they always squeal!
How can you tell when someone in the room owns a Peloton Bike?
Because, they will tell you!
Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color?
He had reptile dysfunction.
I'm reading a book called "Quick Money for Dummies", by Robin Banks.
Pat is at the airport with a sack over each shoulder. When he is stopped at customs they fin that both sacks are full of mobile phones. When asked why Pat said, "Well, while I was on my travels in America, I got a phone call from my mate Mick and he told me he was starting a Jazz band and could I bring him two saxophones."
I went to church today and the preacher came over to me and said, "You will walk today." I told him I wasn't paralyzed, but he said it again with more enthusiasm. After the service, I went outside and my car was gone!
