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What do demons eat for breakfast?
Deviled eggs!
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because, nothing gets under their skin.
Why do vampires need mouthwash?
Because they have bat breath!
What did the Jack-O-Lantern say to the pumpkin?
Cut it out!
Why did the illiterate witch get kicked out of the coven?
She couldn't spell!
Where do ghost's go on vacation?
The Boo-hamas!
What do skeletons travel around in?
A skele-copter!
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin-s!
How do monsters like there eggs cooked?
Terri-fried!
What's on the lunch menu at Monster School?
Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes cream!