For the new year, I've been trying intermittent fasting. So far I'm up to 12 minutes without eating and to be honest, I love the results!
I try to avoid things that make me fat... Like scales, mirrors, and photographs!
If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.
What did the kitten say when its cat food was stolen?
Are you kitten me!
How much did Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing it was on the house.
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
What do snowmen have for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes!
Who hides in the bakery at christmas?
A mince spy!
What is my mommy and daddy’s favorite Christmas carol?
Silent Night.
What soft drink do pigs like best?
Root Beer.
