What did the kitten say when its cat food was stolen?
Are you kitten me!
How much did Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing it was on the house.
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
What do snowmen have for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes!
Who hides in the bakery at christmas?
A mince spy!
What is my mommy and daddy’s favorite Christmas carol?
Silent Night.
What soft drink do pigs like best?
Root Beer.
Why should you never rob a bank with a pig?
Because they always squeal!
How can you tell when someone in the room owns a Peloton Bike?
Because, they will tell you!
