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Why did the deer go to the dentist?
It had buck teeth!
What did the corgi say after someone asked him for money?
I'm a little short!
I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called The Bad Batch File!
What is a Christian's favorite social networking site?
Faithbook!
I just went to a Halloween party for rappers and rap DJs from the Czech Republic, and everyone was dressed in the same costume!
I couldn't tell which witch was Wich!
What did the computer say when it was tired of the user?
Kiss my ASCII!
What equipment do you use to increase the volume of bagpipes?
A zamplifier!
What is Shaye Saint John's favorite Christmas song?
Ah Hurd the Bells on Christmas Day!
What do you call a singing contest that is filmed in a rural area?
American Idyll!
What is a pop star's favorite cryptocurrency?
Taylor SwiftDemand!
