Joke of The Day Index - Farts.com

The Joke of the Day jokes are hand selected by the staff at Fart.com and featured for your enjoyment. We only select the best jokes so you don't have to waist time sorting through thousands of classic jokes.

Radio For Sale

Today I saw an ad that said, "Radio for sale $1, volume stuck on full." I thought, "I can't turn that down."

Secure Job Joke

My job is secure. No one else wants it.

A Wise Man Joke

In life, it is very important to know when to stop arguing with people and just let them be wrong!

Where Do Football Players Go To Get A New Uniform Joke

Where do football players go to get a new uniform?

Koala Bear Joke

Why don't koala bears hang around other bears?

Trump Locked Out Of White House Joke.

Why can't Donald Trump go to the White House anymore?

The Only Art Coming Out Of You Joke

The only art coming out of you is in a fart!

Fishing Or Sunday School

A young boy came to Sunday School late. His teacher knew that he was usually very prompt so she asked, "Billy, is there anything wrong"? The boy replied, "No, I was going fishing but my dad told me that I needed to go to church". The teacher was very impressed and asked Billy if his dad had explained to him why it was more important to go to church than to go fishing. Billy replied, "Yes teacher, Dad said he didn't have enough bait for both of us".

My Goldfish Died!

Little Lori was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Lori?" "My goldfish died," replied Lori tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Lori patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat."

Broom Joke

Why was the broom considered an amazing performer?

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