JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

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The Joke of the Day jokes are hand selected by the staff at Fart.com and featured for your enjoyment.  We only select the best jokes so you don't have to waist time sorting through thousands of classic jokes.

Joke: How much does a pirate pay for corn?
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Joke: What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?
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Joke: What do you call poop that comes out with a fart?
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Joke: A young boy came to Sunday School late. His teacher knew that he was usually very prompt so she asked, "Billy, is there anything wrong"? The boy replied, "No, I was going fishing but my dad told me that I needed to go to church". The teacher was very impressed and asked Billy if his dad had explained to him why it was more important to go to church than to go fishing. Billy replied, "Yes teacher, Dad said he didn't have enough bait for both of us".
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Joke: Did you know that Irish only put 239 beans in their chili? If they added just one more, it would be too-farty!
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Joke: A man runs into the doctor's office screaming that he is shrinking. The doc says, "Calm down you just need to be a little patient."
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Joke: A neighbor suggested I put manure on my strawberries. Tasted horrible! I'm sticking with whipped cream!
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Joke: My job is secure. No one else wants it.
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Joke: Sometimes it takes me eight hours to get nothing done.
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Joke: Did you just fart?
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