JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

Joke: Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "No!" And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles, and went fishing, and hunting, and played a lot of golf, and drank beer and whiskey, and had loads of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up, and farted whenever he wanted.  The End.

Joke: If you're home alone and hear a fart, do you laugh or get scared?

Joke: How do you confuse a stupid person?

Joke: You're so fat that everybody has to talk behind your back!

Joke: How did the caveman survive the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs?

Joke: How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend?

Joke: Broken pencils are pointless.

Joke: I ate a donut without sprinkles... Diets are so hard!

Joke: Yo mamma so poor that when I saw her kick a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing and she said,"Moving"

Joke: I got fired from my job at the calendar factory. I should have never taken a couple days off.