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Joke: A boy comes home proudly announces to his parents "Mom, dad, the teacher asked the class a question today and I was the only one who knew the right answer!" The parents are very happy and ask, "That's amazing Lenny! And what was the question?" Sticking out his chest, the boys says, "Who farted?"
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Joke: Yo Momma is so Dumb she put training wheels on your tricycle.
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Joke: Why was the spider using the computer?
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Joke: Knock, Knock Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, silly! Cows go moo!
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Joke: Would February March?
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Joke: What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
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Joke: Yo momma so ugly, the whole world faked a virus just to make her wear a mask!
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Joke: When you go into the bathroom you're Russian; when you are in the bathroom, European; when you come out of the bathroom, you're Finnish.
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Joke: Yo mamma so fat that when I swerved around her in my car, I ran out of gas!
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Joke: Your momma is so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
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