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Joke: What did the ghost say to his wife?
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Joke: Why don't mummies take time off?
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Joke: What's on the lunch menu at Monster School?
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Joke: What do demons eat for breakfast?
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Joke: Why didn't the zombie like his new house?
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Joke: What did the Jack-O-Lantern say to the pumpkin?
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Joke: What do you call a gang of ghosts?
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Joke: What kind of costumes do brunette girls wear on Halloween?
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Joke: How do you fix a damaged Jack-O-Lantern?
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Joke: What did the skeleton say to the dog?
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