JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

Joke: My Wife's birthday is coming up in a few months. She's leaving jewelry catalogs around the house. Think I'll buy her a magazine rack.

Joke: Did you hear about the ATM that was addicted to money?

Joke: People say you are the perfect idiot. I say you are not perfect, but you are doing pretty good.

Joke: "I never forget a face. However, in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception." -Groucho Marx

Joke: How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Joke: How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Joke: Why did the bicycle collapse?

Joke: You're so fat, when you sit around the house, you really sit around the house.

Joke: Dumb and Nobody are best friends. One day they decide to go for a bike ride. They start riding their bikes. Suddenly Nobody falls off his bike. Dumb calls the police and says: OH MY GOD!! Nobody fell off a bike!!! Police lady: What the heck? Are you dumb?

Joke: I finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: On the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.