JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

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The Joke of the Day jokes are hand selected by the staff at Fart.com and featured for your enjoyment.  We only select the best jokes so you don't have to waist time sorting through thousands of classic jokes.

Joke: Coworkers are like Christmas lights. They hang together, half of them don't work and the other half aren't so bright.
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Joke: How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
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Joke: What is my mommy and daddy’s favorite Christmas carol?
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Joke: Do not drink and wrap presents. Also, if someone gets a remote control for Christmas, I'm going to need that back.
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Joke: Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did last year.
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Joke: Did you hear Christmas has been canceled? Apparently, Santa is in jail. He was caught last year laying a doll under a tree.
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Joke: Where does Santa go after Christmas to relax?
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Joke: What do Christmas and crabs have in common?
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Joke: My kids say they want a cat for Christmas. Normally, I do a turkey but hey, if it will make them happy...
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Joke: I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.
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