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Joke: A pig walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. It drinks it, then asks where the bathroom is. The bartender points him in the right direction and pays no more attention to the pig. Another pig walks into the bar, orders two glasses of water. He drinks them and asks where the bathroom is. The bartender points him in the right direction and then turns his attention back to his work. A third pig walks in, orders five glasses of water, and drinks them all down. He gets up to leave and says goodbye to the bartender. "Wait," says the bartender, curious, "Aren't you going to ask where the bathroom is?" "Nope," says the pig, "I'm the pig that goes wee wee wee all the way home."
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Joke: A young man was in the process of taking a verbal exam to join the local police force. "If you're driving a police car, alone on a country road at night, and are being chased by a group of criminals driving sixty miles an hour, what would you do?" he was asked. Without hesitation, the young man replied, "Seventy!"
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Joke: Why are babies like farts?
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Joke: Chuck Norris farted once. He did it in the Sahara forest.
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Joke: Huge fight at seafood restaurant. Battered fish everywhere!
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Joke: What's Invisible and Smells Like Mice?
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Joke: Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
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Joke: Do you know the difference between a fart and a pun?
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Joke: To me, essential oils are what drips out of a taco.
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Joke: In life, it is very important to know when to stop arguing with people and just let them be wrong!
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