JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

Joke: How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Joke: Why did the bicycle collapse?

Joke: You're so fat, when you sit around the house, you really sit around the house.

Joke: Dumb and Nobody are best friends. One day they decide to go for a bike ride. They start riding their bikes. Suddenly Nobody falls off his bike. Dumb calls the police and says: OH MY GOD!! Nobody fell off a bike!!! Police lady: What the heck? Are you dumb?

Joke: I finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: On the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

Joke: I accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of Chapstick She’s still not talking to me!

Joke: I just ate a bunch of Scrabble tiles accidentally... My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

Joke: If a bird craps on your head, try to think positively. At least cows don't fly!

Joke: Yo Momma is so dumb everytime she hears a car horn she yells "Happy New Year!"

Joke: For the new year, I've been trying intermittent fasting. So far I'm up to 12 minutes without eating and to be honest, I love the results!