JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

Joke: Singing leads to dancing, Dancing leads to slipping and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked. So remember don't sing in the shower!

Joke: I had a happy childhood; Dad would roll me down the hill in a tire. Those were Goodyears.

Joke: I broke my finger last week. . .

Joke: What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escapes police custody?

Joke: A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.

Joke: What's the difference between snow men and snow women?

Joke: Stop shredded cheese, make America grate again!

Joke: I trained my dog to fetch me a beer. It may not sound impressive, but he gets it from the neighbors fridge!

Joke: I swallowed a dictionary. It gave me the Thesaurus throat I've ever had.

Joke: You are not the worst person in the world, but until one worse comes along, you'll do.