JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

Joke: Since light travels faster that sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Joke: A new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

Joke: Five out of six people say Russian Roulette is safe.

Joke: Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "No!" And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles, and went fishing, and hunting, and played a lot of golf, and drank beer and whiskey, and had loads of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up, and farted whenever he wanted.  The End.

Joke: If you're home alone and hear a fart, do you laugh or get scared?

Joke: How do you confuse a stupid person?

Joke: You're so fat that everybody has to talk behind your back!

Joke: How did the caveman survive the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs?

Joke: How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend?

Joke: Broken pencils are pointless.