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Joke: Yo momma so stupid... She bought a jigsaw puzzle and took it back to the store because she thought it was broken!
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Joke: My wife said I ruined her birthday! That's ridiculous! I didn't even know it was her Birthday?
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Joke: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
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Joke: Yo momma is so stupid she drowned in the shower.
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Joke: A new teacher was trying to make use of her psycology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid stand up!" After a few seconds, little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
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Joke: If you ever fart in public, just yell, "Turbo power!" and walk faster.
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Joke: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
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Joke: Where does Princess Leia go clothes shopping?
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Joke: A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other one.
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Joke: I can't believe it's that time of the year again when I have to rake the leaves into my neighbors yard.
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