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Joke: Yo momma so fat she has her own area code.
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Joke: What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
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Joke: What do you do if you're addicted to seaweed?
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Joke: Yo momma's so fat, her blood type is rocky road.
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Joke: Yo momma is so fat when she farts she can melt the ice on Pluto.
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Joke: What did the kitten say when its cat food was stolen?
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Joke: What do the US military and a fart have in common?
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Joke: What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
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Joke: Yo mamma so dumb... She tripped over a cordless phone.
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Joke: Yo momma is so short, she stepped in a puddle and drowned.
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