JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

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The Joke of the Day jokes are hand selected by the staff at Fart.com and featured for your enjoyment.  We only select the best jokes so you don't have to waist time sorting through thousands of classic jokes.

Joke: I trained my dog to fetch me a beer. It may not sound impressive, but he gets it from the neighbors fridge!
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Joke: I swallowed a dictionary. It gave me the Thesaurus throat I've ever had.
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Joke: You are not the worst person in the world, but until one worse comes along, you'll do.
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Joke: What's round and hard and sticks so far out of a man's pajamas you can hang a hat on it?
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Joke: My friend David lost his id, we now call him Dav.
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Joke: I used to be a people person... but people ruined that for me!
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Joke: My Wife's birthday is coming up in a few months. She's leaving jewelry catalogs around the house. Think I'll buy her a magazine rack.
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Joke: Did you hear about the ATM that was addicted to money?
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Joke: People say you are the perfect idiot. I say you are not perfect, but you are doing pretty good.
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Joke: "I never forget a face. However, in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception." -Groucho Marx
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