JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

Joke: I wish I still had that igloo. But when I moved into it, my friends threw me a housewarming party. And I no longer had an igloo.

Joke: An American and North Korean are bragging about their countries. The American says "In my country, our technology is so good that we know who will win an election two hours before the polls close!" The North Korean doesn't blink and says "Well in my country we know who will win two years before the polls close."

Joke: Why did the student eat his homework?

Joke: I keep a picture of my wife and kids in my wallet... It reminds me of why there is no money there!

Joke: Sometimes, When you are happy... no one sees your smile... When you cry ... no one sees your tears... But fart just one time!

Joke: I farted in a room of hipsters. I watched them fight each other over who heard it first.

Joke: What did the beaver say when he swam into a wall? DAM!

Joke: Warning! Coffee can make you aggressive. Yesterday I had 15 beers at the bar, and my wife had 3 cups of coffee at home. When I got home she was extremely pissed off.

Joke: I called my boss and asked if I could come in a little late. He said, "Dream on." I think that was really nice of him.

Joke: A chicken pie in Jamaica costs $2.00. A chicken pie in Trinidad costs $2.40. A chicken pie in St. Kitts cost $2.25... These are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean.