JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

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The Joke of the Day jokes are hand selected by the staff at Fart.com and featured for your enjoyment.  We only select the best jokes so you don't have to waist time sorting through thousands of classic jokes.

Joke: Yo mama is so fat that when all the leaves fall from the tree, she goes outside and farts the yard clean.
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Joke: Why did the turkey cross the road?
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Joke: Yo mama so dumb, she tried to spell out the alphabet with M&M's.
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Joke: Yo momma so stupid... she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
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Joke: Your mama so fat that she's the big rolling ball in the movie Indiana Jones.
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Joke: Yo mamma so dumb... She tripped over a cordless phone.
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Joke: Yo momma is so short, she stepped in a puddle and drowned.
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Joke: A man's wife was in labor with their first child. Things were going pretty well when suddenly the man's wife began to shout, "Shouldn't, couldn't, wouldn't, didn't, can't!!" The man said, "Doctor, what's wrong with my wife?" The doctor replied, "Nothing. She's just having contractions."
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Joke: How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Joke: In-dis-tinct: Where one places dirty dishes (in the sink).
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