JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

Joke: Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life." Her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple. The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So, why is the groom wearing black?"

Joke: What do the Star Trek Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

Joke: A Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of 3. He said uno, dos, and poof, he disappeared without a tres!

Joke: Did you hear about the constipated composer?

Joke: Two flies are eating a turd. One of them farts, and the other one says "Dude, gross. I'm eating."

Joke: The other day I went to see a psychic. When I knocked on the door she shouted, "Who's there?" So I left.

Joke: A woman in Wisconsin texted her husband early one morning, "Windows Frozen". Husband texted back, "Gently pour lukewarm water on windows". Later wife texted back, "Computer REALLY messed up now".

Joke: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought I was stupid, Then I met you!

Joke: Two guys got caught stealing a calendar...they both got six months.

Joke: A man at the gas station asked me for a dollar. I told him I only carry big bills. He said give me one of those. So, I gave him my electric bill.