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Joke: If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
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Joke: Why are ghosts bad liars?
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Joke: How much does a skeleton weigh?
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Joke: What's a ghosts favorite dessert?
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Joke: What did the ghost say to his wife?
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Joke: Why don't mummies take time off?
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Joke: What's on the lunch menu at Monster School?
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Joke: What do demons eat for breakfast?
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Joke: Why didn't the zombie like his new house?
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Joke: What did the Jack-O-Lantern say to the pumpkin?
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