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Joke: Bread is like the sun, it rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.
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Joke: I like to tell chemistry jokes, but I never get a good reaction.
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Joke: What sleep's with its shoes on?
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Joke: You know how you can tell when there is a pilot in a room?
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Joke: I was going to get a brain transplant...then I changed my mind.
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Joke: Why do psychics ask so many questions when they supposedly already know the answers?
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