JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

Joke: You're so fat, when you sit around the house, you really sit around the house.

Joke: Dumb and Nobody are best friends. One day they decide to go for a bike ride. They start riding their bikes. Suddenly Nobody falls off his bike. Dumb calls the police and says: OH MY GOD!! Nobody fell off a bike!!! Police lady: What the heck? Are you dumb?

Joke: I finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: On the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

Joke: I accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of Chapstick She’s still not talking to me!

Joke: I just ate a bunch of Scrabble tiles accidentally... My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

Joke: If a bird craps on your head, try to think positively. At least cows don't fly!

Joke: Yo Momma is so dumb everytime she hears a car horn she yells "Happy New Year!"

Joke: For the new year, I've been trying intermittent fasting. So far I'm up to 12 minutes without eating and to be honest, I love the results!

Joke: Will glass coffins become popular? Remains to be seen.

Joke: My son asked me "Where does poo come from?" I was a little uncomfortable but gave him an honest explanation. He looked at me a little perplexed and stared at me in silence for a few seconds and asked, "And Tigger?"