JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

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The Joke of the Day jokes are hand selected by the staff at Fart.com and featured for your enjoyment.  We only select the best jokes so you don't have to waist time sorting through thousands of classic jokes.

Joke: How does a penguin build its house?
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Joke: I asked my wife if she was going to make a sword out of my fart in bed last night. Cuz she schmelt it!
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Joke: What did the dentist say to the golfer?
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Joke: How are US Senators like farts?
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Joke: What do elfs learn while in school?
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Joke: What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?
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Joke: I'd share my poem about the wind....but it's only a draft.
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Joke: What did the Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?
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Joke: A little know fact... Before the crowbar was invented, most crows drank at home.
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Joke: I'm a fart-artist. The fart is silent
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