JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

Joke: Knock, Knock Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, silly! Cows go moo!

Joke: Would February March?

Joke: What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Joke: Yo momma so ugly, the whole world faked a virus just to make her wear a mask!

Joke: When you go into the bathroom you're Russian; when you are in the bathroom, European; when you come out of the bathroom, you're Finnish.

Joke: Yo mamma so fat that when I swerved around her in my car, I ran out of gas!

Joke: Your momma is so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!

Joke: Why did the farmer take the cow to the psychiatrist?

Joke: There was a congregation that decided to have four worship services each Sunday. There was one for those new to the faith. Another for those who liked traditional worship. One for those who had lost their faith and would like to get it back. And another for those who had a bad experience with church and were complaining about it. They have names for each of the services: "Finders, Keepers, Losers, Weepers."

Joke: Love is the fart of every heart, for when held in it pains the host, but when released pains others most.