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Joke: If a bird craps on your head, try to think positively. At least cows don't fly!
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Joke: Yo Momma is so dumb everytime she hears a car horn she yells "Happy New Year!"
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Joke: For the new year, I've been trying intermittent fasting. So far I'm up to 12 minutes without eating and to be honest, I love the results!
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Joke: Will glass coffins become popular? Remains to be seen.
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Joke: My son asked me "Where does poo come from?" I was a little uncomfortable but gave him an honest explanation. He looked at me a little perplexed and stared at me in silence for a few seconds and asked, "And Tigger?"
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Joke: Why should you never trust Atoms?
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Joke: Yo momma's so ugly, when she went to the house of mirrors, it collapsed.
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Joke: Coworkers are like Christmas lights. They hang together, half of them don't work and the other half aren't so bright.
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Joke: How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
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Joke: What is my mommy and daddy’s favorite Christmas carol?
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