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Joke: If you don't know what this is don't ever join the Army. You don't even know an ambush when you see one.
Joke: What did one plate say to the other plate?
Joke: Doctors have just identified a food that can cause grief and suffering years after it's been eaten. It's called wedding cake!
Joke: Teacher asked, "Can you pay a little attention to this lesson?"
Joke: I accidentally switched toothpaste with hemorrhoid cream. Now my sore tooth's better and my farts are minty fresh.
Joke: What happens when you eat middle eastern food?
Joke: Energizer bunny arrested: Charged with battery.
Joke: What did they give Tickle-Me-Elmo before he left the factory?
Joke: Blonde sitting in a bar wondering why she only has 3 sisters, when her brother has 4.
Joke: What does a cow's fart smell like?