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Joke: You're so ugly when you go outside your arrested for indecent exposure.
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Joke: How many software people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Joke: What's a golfer's favorite letter?
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Joke: What is blue and not heavy?
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Joke: What are twins favorite fruit?
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Joke: Did you hear that there is a coin shortage?
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Joke: Huge fight at seafood restaurant. Battered fish everywhere!
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Joke: I just released my own fragrance... Nobody in the car seemed to like it.
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Joke: What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?
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Joke: You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like was just born with mine.
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