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Joke: Why should you be careful when it's raining cats and dogs?
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Joke: My son asked me "Where does poo come from?" I was a little uncomfortable but gave him an honest explanation. He looked at me a little perplexed and stared at me in silence for a few seconds and asked, "And Tigger?"
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Joke: What do you call a fish without eyes?
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Joke: Teacher: What's usually used as the conductor of electricity? Student: Why-er.... Teacher: Correct, wire. Now tell me, what is the unit of electrical power? Student: The what? Teacher: That's absolutely right, the watt.
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Joke: What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?
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Joke: Today I melted an ice cube with my mind just by staring at it.
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Joke: A burglar was cruising through a posh suburb looking for an opportunity. At one house he saw a truck unloading a big-screen television, stereo, and video outfit. That night, without a moon in the sky and a heavy fog, he drove up to the house. He rang the doorbell and when no one answered, broke the lock on the kitchen door and went in. It was pitch black inside as he made his way through the kitchen, then the dining room and into the den where he expected to find the things he wanted to steal. "I see you and Jesus sees you," a voice said. The burglar froze in his tracks. "I see you and Jesus sees you," the voice said again. When nothing more happened, the burglar took out his flashlight and shined it in the direction of the voice. All he saw was a parrot on its perch. "I see you and Jesus sees you. "The burglar laughed. "Just a dumb bird," he said. The burglar closed the drapes before turning on a lamp and that's when he saw a big and mean-looking Doberman Pincher sitting beneath the parrot's perch. "Sic him, Jesus!", said the parrot.
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Joke: Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aids in for repair... I've heard nothing since.
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Joke: A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and and screams at the librarian, "This is the worst book I've ever read! It has no plot and far to many characters!" The librarian looks up and calmly remarked, "So, you're the one who took out phone book!"
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Joke: If a bird craps on your head, try to think positively. At least cows don't fly!
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