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Joke: A grandfather bought a hobby-horse by mail order as a Christmas present for his granddaughter. The toy arrived in 189 pieces. The instructions said that it could be put together in an hour; however, it took the old man two days to assemble the toy. Finally, when it was all put together, he wrote a check, cut it into 189 pieces and mailed it to the company.
Joke: A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Hillary? A Porsche? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?" She says, "Donnie, I want a divorce." "My goodness," he says, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."
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