JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

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The Joke of the Day jokes are hand selected by the staff at Fart.com and featured for your enjoyment.  We only select the best jokes so you don't have to waist time sorting through thousands of classic jokes.

Joke: If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
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Joke: When I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like it says on the bottle.
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Joke: What's the difference between a butt kisser and a brown noser?
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Joke: Why is a ninja is like a fart.
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Joke: I want to open a bar that serves nothing but expensive beer and baked beans. I'll call it Farts & Crafts.
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Joke: Just read the CEO of IKEA was appointed Prime Minister of Sweden. He's currently assembling his cabinet.
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Joke: If a clown farts does it smell funny?
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Joke: To the person who invented zero, thanks for nothing.
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Joke: What do you call a fish without eyes?
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Joke: My uncle asked me what does IDK mean? I said, "I Don't Know". He said, "Damn, nobody does!"
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