JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

Joke: How do pigs send secret messages?

Joke: A woman is on trial for beating her husband with his guitars. The judge asks her, "first offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender."

Joke: Cremation is your last chance for a smoking hot body!

Joke: I was born a boy, but according to Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, I am a family of four.

Joke: I used to have a job cleaning mirrors but I couldn't see myself doing it for a living.

Joke: A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?" The man says, "Methodist." St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you pass room 8." Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. "Religion?" "Baptist." "Go to room 18, but be very quiet as you pass room 8." A third man arrives at the gates. "Religion?" "Jewish." "Go to room 11, but be very quiet as you pass room 8." The man says, "I can understand there being different rooms for different religions, but why must I be quiet when I pass room 8?" St. Peter tells him, "Well the Catholics are in room 8, and they think they're the only ones here."

Joke: I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness' but it doesn't work.

Joke: If you had to choose between eating tacos everyday or being skinny for the rest of your life - would you choose hard or soft tacos?

Joke: Some people won't admit their faults. I would if I had any.

Joke: If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch?