JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

The Joke of the Day jokes are hand selected by the staff at Fart.com and featured for your enjoyment.  We only select the best jokes so you don't have to waist time sorting through thousands of classic jokes.

Joke: You're so fat that everybody has to talk behind your back!
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Joke: How did the caveman survive the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs?
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Joke: How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend?
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Joke: Broken pencils are pointless.
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Joke: I ate a donut without sprinkles... Diets are so hard!
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Joke: Yo mamma so poor that when I saw her kick a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing and she said,"Moving"
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Joke: I got fired from my job at the calendar factory. I should have never taken a couple days off.
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Joke: I once farted in the Apple Store and everybody got pissed. It's not my fault they don't have Windows.
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Joke: 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses. The stables have turned.
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Joke: Yo momma's so stupid, when they said "Drinks are on the house!" She went and got a ladder.
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