JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

The Joke of the Day jokes are hand selected by the staff at Fart.com and featured for your enjoyment.  We only select the best jokes so you don't have to waist time sorting through thousands of classic jokes.

Joke: Just read the CEO of IKEA was appointed Prime Minister of Sweden. He's currently assembling his cabinet.
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Joke: If a clown farts does it smell funny?
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Joke: To the person who invented zero, thanks for nothing.
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Joke: What do you call a fish without eyes?
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Joke: My uncle asked me what does IDK mean? I said, "I Don't Know". He said, "Damn, nobody does!"
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Joke: What do you call a broke Santa Claus?
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Joke: I need to re-home a dog. It's small terrier, and tends to bark a lot. If you're interested, let me know and I'll jump over the neighbor's fence and get it for you.
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Joke: Why are hairdressers always on time?
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Joke: Today I melted an ice cube with my mind just by staring at it.
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Joke: What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?
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