JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

The Joke of the Day jokes are hand selected by the staff at Fart.com and featured for your enjoyment.  We only select the best jokes so you don't have to waist time sorting through thousands of classic jokes.

Joke: So, I got pulled over in the carpool lane the other day. When the officer asked where my passenger was. I told him due to social distancing, he was in the car behind me.
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Joke: I got a call from the police station saying they want to interview me. Funny, I don't remember applying for a job there.
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Joke: I don't trust stairs... They're always up to something.
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Joke: What do you call a monkey who loves potato chips?
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Joke: Being a man means doing what I want when I want and not having to answer to... Shoot she's coming!!! To be continued.
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Joke: What is a cheerleader's favorite drink?
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Joke: I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
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Joke: What is the capital of Texas?
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Joke: Tonight we're having Himalayan rabbit stew for dinner. We found him-a-layan in the road.
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Joke: Why did the football player bring string to the game?
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