JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

The Joke of the Day jokes are hand selected by the staff at Fart.com and featured for your enjoyment.  We only select the best jokes so you don't have to waist time sorting through thousands of classic jokes.

Joke: I keep a picture of my wife and kids in my wallet... It reminds me of why there is no money there!
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Joke: Sometimes, When you are happy... no one sees your smile... When you cry ... no one sees your tears... But fart just one time!
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Joke: I farted in a room of hipsters. I watched them fight each other over who heard it first.
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Joke: What did the beaver say when he swam into a wall? DAM!
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Joke: Warning! Coffee can make you aggressive. Yesterday I had 15 beers at the bar, and my wife had 3 cups of coffee at home. When I got home she was extremely pissed off.
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Joke: I called my boss and asked if I could come in a little late. He said, "Dream on." I think that was really nice of him.
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Joke: A chicken pie in Jamaica costs $2.00. A chicken pie in Trinidad costs $2.40. A chicken pie in St. Kitts cost $2.25... These are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean.
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Joke: Farts I hold in! You might not get it. It's sort of an inside joke.
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Joke: Sad news today, the guy that invented the boomerang hand grenade died yesterday during product testing.
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Joke: What is a clowns fart made of?
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