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Joke: Where do you take someone when they've been in a peek-a-boo accident?
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Joke: I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness' but it doesn't work.
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Joke: I went to a beekeeper to get 12 bees. He counted and gave me 13. "Sir, you gave me an extra!" That's a freebie.
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Joke: A guy went into a bookshop and asked the salesgirl if she had a book called, "How to Master Your Wife." The salesgirl said, "Our science fiction section is upstairs."
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Joke: When I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like it says on the bottle.
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Joke: What do you call poop that comes out with a fart?
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Joke: Man who eat jelly beans, farts in technicolor.
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Joke: Why Iron-man and not Fe-male?
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Joke: A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
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Joke: What does a cow's fart smell like?
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