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Joke: What do you call a monkey who loves potato chips?
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Joke: Being a man means doing what I want when I want and not having to answer to... Shoot she's coming!!! To be continued.
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Joke: What is a cheerleader's favorite drink?
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Joke: I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
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Joke: What is the capital of Texas?
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Joke: Tonight we're having Himalayan rabbit stew for dinner. We found him-a-layan in the road.
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Joke: Why did the football player bring string to the game?
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Joke: Did you hear about the orchestra that got electrocuted?
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Joke: I bought a chicken to make sandwiches. It doesn't! It just craps on the floor.
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Joke: A duck a skunk and a deer when out to dinner at a restaurant one night. When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck, so they put the meal on the ducks bill.
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