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A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered that at my daughter's school concert.
Yo mamma so dumb... She tripped over a cordless phone.
Why did the pencil cross the road?
It was lead!
You are not as stupid as you look. That would be impossible.
Teacher: Whats usually used as the conductor of electricity?
Teacher: Correct, wire. Now tell me, what is the unit of electrical power?
Student: The what?
Teacher: That's absolutely right, the watt.
A young boy came to Sunday School late. His teacher knew that he was usually very prompt so she asked, "Billy, is there anything wrong"? The boy replied, "No, I was going fishing but my dad told me that I needed to go to church". The teacher was very impressed and asked Billy if his dad had explained to him why it was more important to go to church than to go fishing. Billy replied, "Yes teacher, Dad said he didn't have enough bait for both of us".
How do you confuse a stupid person?
Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.
What do elfs learn while in school?
When quarantine is over, let's not tell some people.
A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business! The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?" Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $200.00 a week." The CEO hands the guy $200 in cash and screams, "Here's a week's pay, now GET OUT!" Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks " Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?" With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "He just delivered the pizzas"