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Joke: I buy all my weapons from a guy named T-REX... He's a small arms dealer!
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Joke: I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A women asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
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Joke: I switched all the labels on my wife's spice rack... I'm not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.
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Joke: Have you ever been guilty of looking at someone your own age and thinking, "Surely, I can't look that old?". I was sitting in the waiting room, for my first appointment, with my new dentist. I noticed his diploma, on the wall, which showed his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall handsome boy who had been in my high school class some 40 years ago. I thought, "Could this be the same guy a had a secret crush on way back then?" Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. The balding, gray-haired man with a deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he attended my high school. "Yes. Yes, I did." he beamed with pride. "When did you graduate?" I asked. He answered, "1959, why do you ask?" "You were in my class!" I exclaimed. He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly old, bald, wrinkled, fat, gray, decrepit old son-of-a-gun asked, "What class did you teach?"
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Joke: Did you hear about the new text-a-fart service?
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Joke: Why do crabs never give to charity?
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Joke: How does a farmer find new cows to buy?
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Joke: The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs and have fun finding them.
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Joke: When it rains do tall people get wet first?
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Joke: Why don't koala bears hang around other bears?
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