JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

Joke: Did you know there are no canaries on the Canary Islands? Same as with the Virgin Islands... No canaries there either.

Joke: So, I was at Walmart earlier. A lady was looking at the frozen turkeys, but she couldn't find one big enough. She asked the stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" He replies with a straight face, "No ma'am, they're dead."

Joke: A friend of mine has two tickets for the Super Bowl, both box seats! He paid $2,500 each but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place...It's at Holy Cross Church, on Lake Ave at 3 pm. The bride's name is Nicole, she's 5'4", about 115 lbs, good cook too...She'll be the one in the white dress.

Joke: I'm reading a book called "Quick Money for Dummies", by Robin Banks.

Joke: What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?

Joke: Emotions are like farts. You can only hold them in for so long.

Joke: Lance is a common name these days, but in medieval times, people were named Lance a lot.

Joke: We all know that Albert Einstein was a genius but...

Joke: Why don't you slip into something comfortable. Like a coma.

Joke: I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been Googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.