JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

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The Joke of the Day jokes are hand selected by the staff at Fart.com and featured for your enjoyment.  We only select the best jokes so you don't have to waist time sorting through thousands of classic jokes.

Joke: How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend?
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Joke: Yo momma's so stupid, when they said "Drinks are on the house!" She went and got a ladder.
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Joke: I ate a donut without sprinkles... Diets are so hard!
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Joke: I got fired from my job at the calendar factory. I should have never taken a couple days off.
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Joke: 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses. The stables have turned.
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Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
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Joke: A boy comes home proudly announces to his parents "Mom, dad, the teacher asked the class a question today and I was the only one who knew the right answer!" The parents are very happy and ask, "That's amazing Lenny! And what was the question?" Sticking out his chest, the boys says, "Who farted?"
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Joke: Yo Momma is so Dumb she put training wheels on your tricycle.
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Joke: Yo mamma so fat that when I swerved around her in my car, I ran out of gas!
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Joke: Why did the farmer take the cow to the psychiatrist?
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