JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

Joke: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Joke: Your job as a woman is to observe when your man is happy and immediately put a stop to that nonsense!

Joke: What kind of animal needs to wear a wig?

Joke: How does Moses make his coffee?

Joke: A husband and wife are at the grocery store. The husband picks up a case of beer and puts it in the cart. The wife asks, "What are you doing?" He says, "The beer is on sale, 24 cans for $10." She says, "We can't afford that so put it back!" A few isles later the wife puts a $20 tube of face cream in the cart. The husband asks, "What is that for?" The wife says, "It makes my face pretty." The husband replies, "So does 24 cans of beer and it's half the price!"

Joke: What does the Rabbi love even more than his shekels?

Joke: Only when a mosquito lands on your testicles... do you learn to solve problems without violence.

Joke: Police, "Why didn't you report your credit card stolen?" Man, "The thief was spending less than my wife."

Joke: A pilot's flying a small, single-engined charter plane with a couple of really important execs on board. He's coming into Seattle airport, only there is thick fog, less than 10ft of visibility, and his instruments are out. So he circles around looking for a landmark. After an hour or so, he's pretty low on fuel and the passengers are getting very nervous. At last, in a small opening in the fog, he sees a tall building with one guy working alone on the fifth floor. The pilot banks the plane around and winds down the window and shouts to the guy, "Hi! Where am I?", to which the solitary office worker replies, "You're in a plane". The pilot winds up the window, executes a 275-degree turn, and proceeds to execute a perfect blind landing on the runway of the airport 5 miles away. Just as the plane stops, so does the engine as the fuel has run out. The passengers are amazed and one asks how he did it. "Simple," replies the pilot. "The answer he gave me was 100% correct but absolutely useless; therefore, that must be Microsoft's Support Office and from there the airport is just 5 miles away on a course of 87 degrees! Any questions?"

Joke: Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, then it's probably crap!