JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

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The Joke of the Day jokes are hand selected by the staff at Fart.com and featured for your enjoyment.  We only select the best jokes so you don't have to waist time sorting through thousands of classic jokes.

Joke: Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked... She simply replied, "No peer pressure."
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Joke: A Roman citizen walks into a bar raises two fingers and says to the waiter, "five beers, please."
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Joke: We're expecting such a cold winter, the squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual. So far, 3 of my relatives have disappeared.
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Joke: My wife said I ruined her birthday! That's ridiculous! I didn't even know it was her Birthday?
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Joke: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
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Joke: What did the upset toast say about my compliments?
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Joke: To the person who invented bread. I'd like to propose a toast.
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Joke: Loosing weight doesn't seem like it's working, so I'm going to concentrate on getting taller.
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Joke: I got a call from the police station saying they want to interview me. Funny, I don't remember applying for a job there.
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Joke: I'd share my poem about the wind....but it's only a draft.
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