JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

Joke: What movie is really the sequel to April Fools?

Joke: What Happens when you fart in church?

Joke: The reason you can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom is because the pee is silent.

Joke: My mum told me that picking my nose was disgusting, and from now on, I had to pick it myself.

Joke: What is the sharpest thing in the world?

Joke: A man comes to dinner at a new friend's house. While they eat, the new friend's small son keeps staring at the guest. Finally, the guest says, 'Why are you staring at me like that, young fellow?' The kid says, 'Daddy told me you were a self-made man.' The man replies, 'I am'. The kid responds, 'Well, why did you make yourself like that?'

Joke: Bravery is when you have a diarrhea and are trying to fart.

Joke: Did I ever tell you about the time I had a fart that lasted for an entire minute?

Joke: Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His brother said, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there Hind Lick Maneuver but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!"

Joke: I was time traveling yesterday but I got hungry, so I went back four seconds.