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Joke: Why should February 10th be National Fart Day?
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Joke: A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bartender here?"
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Joke: How can you spot a happy motorcyclist?
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Joke: What's the difference between a dry cleaner and a lawyer?
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Joke: A teacher is telling her class she has two words that will not be allowed to use. "There are two words which I will never let you use. One is gross and the other is cool". Student: "So what are the words?"
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Joke: Astronomy is looking up.
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Joke: I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.
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Joke: Even on Gilligan's Island they listened to the professor not the 'millionaire'.
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Joke: What do you call a camel with no humps?
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Joke: I went to the psychiatrist today. She told me I have a split personality and charged me $160.
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