JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

Joke: I was time traveling yesterday but I got hungry, so I went back four seconds.

Joke: A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and and screams at the librarian, "This is the worst book I've ever read! It has no plot and far to many characters!" The librarian looks up and calmly remarked, "So, you're the one who took out phone book!"

Joke: Two guys got caught stealing a calendar...they both got six months.

Joke: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought I was stupid, Then I met you!

Joke: Did you hear about the constipated composer?

Joke: A woman in Wisconsin texted her husband early one morning, "Windows Frozen". Husband texted back, "Gently pour lukewarm water on windows". Later wife texted back, "Computer REALLY messed up now".

Joke: I bought a book on anti-gravity and just can't seem to put it down.

Joke: Two flies are eating a turd. One of them farts, and the other one says "Dude, gross. I'm eating."

Joke: The other day I went to see a psychic. When I knocked on the door she shouted, "Who's there?" So I left.

Joke: A man at the gas station asked me for a dollar. I told him I only carry big bills. He said give me one of those. So, I gave him my electric bill.