Joke of The Day Index - Farts.com

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Political Lawn Signs

It's important to look carefully at lawn signs during an election. Last time I voted for a real estate agent.

Polls Vs Poles

An American and North Korean are bragging about their countries. The American says "In my country, our technology is so good that we know who will win an election two hours before the polls close!" The North Korean doesn't blink and says "Well in my country we know who will win two years before the polls close."

Frozen Windows Joke

A woman in Wisconsin texted her husband early one morning, "Windows Frozen". Husband texted back, "Gently pour lukewarm water on windows". Later wife texted back, "Computer REALLY messed up now".

Begger

A man at the gas station asked me for a dollar. I told him I only carry big bills. He said give me one of those. So, I gave him my electric bill.

Psychic Joke

The other day I went to see a psychic. When I knocked on the door she shouted, "Who's there?" So I left.

What Is The Best Thing About Leap Year Jokes

What is the best thing about leap year jokes?

Emotions And Farts

Emotions are like farts. You can only hold them in for so long.

I Think I'm Chicken

Psychiatrist: What's your problem? Patient: I think I'm a chicken. Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on? Patient: Ever since I was an egg!

Follow Me, I'm Right Behind You!

A priest wanted to go to the post office, so he asked a little boy the way. The boy took him to the post office. The priest said to the boy, "Thank you. Come to the church tomorrow and I will show you the way to Heaven." The boy turned and said, "But you don't even know the way to the post office."

Astronaut’s Favorite Part Of A Computer

What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?

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