JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

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The Joke of the Day jokes are hand selected by the staff at Fart.com and featured for your enjoyment.  We only select the best jokes so you don't have to waist time sorting through thousands of classic jokes.

Joke: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought I was stupid, Then I met you!
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Joke: Did you hear about the constipated composer?
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Joke: A woman in Wisconsin texted her husband early one morning, "Windows Frozen". Husband texted back, "Gently pour lukewarm water on windows". Later wife texted back, "Computer REALLY messed up now".
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Joke: I bought a book on anti-gravity and just can't seem to put it down.
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Joke: Two flies are eating a turd. One of them farts, and the other one says "Dude, gross. I'm eating."
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Joke: The other day I went to see a psychic. When I knocked on the door she shouted, "Who's there?" So I left.
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Joke: A man at the gas station asked me for a dollar. I told him I only carry big bills. He said give me one of those. So, I gave him my electric bill.
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Joke: Roses are red, Violets are blue. Yo momma is ugly, And she looks just like you.
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Joke: What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
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Joke: Yo mama so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said, "One at a time please."
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