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I read all the way through a medical dictionary, and found that the only thing in it I DON'T have is hypochondria!

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I tried to catch some fog... I mist!

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You said you were sick... No, I said I had a case of Corona.

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Why do cows wear bells?

In case their horns don't work.

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Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.

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What did one virus say to the other virus?

Keep away from me, I think I've got penicillin!

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Some People aren't shaking hands because of the Coronavirus. I'm not shaking hands because everyone is out of toilet paper!

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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!

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I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness' but it doesn't work.

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What does the dentist of the year get?

A little plaque.

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