JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

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The Joke of the Day jokes are hand selected by the staff at Fart.com and featured for your enjoyment.  We only select the best jokes so you don't have to waist time sorting through thousands of classic jokes.

Joke: Nine out of Ten husbands agreed that their wives are always right... The 10th husband hasn't been seen since the study was conducted.
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Joke: Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?
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Joke: How far can you run in the woods?
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Joke: The local pet store is having a free giveaway on birds today...no perches necessary.
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Joke: What is the difference between a drinking establishment and an elephant's fart?
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Joke: I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
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Joke: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
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Joke: Your job as a woman is to observe when your man is happy and immediately put a stop to that nonsense!
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Joke: What kind of animal needs to wear a wig?
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Joke: How does Moses make his coffee?
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