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I read all the way through a medical dictionary, and found that the only thing in it I DON'T have is hypochondria!
I tried to catch some fog... I mist!
You said you were sick... No, I said I had a case of Corona.
Why do cows wear bells?
In case their horns don't work.
Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
What did one virus say to the other virus?
Keep away from me, I think I've got penicillin!
Some People aren't shaking hands because of the Coronavirus. I'm not shaking hands because everyone is out of toilet paper!
How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
That's not funny!
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness' but it doesn't work.
What does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.