JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

Page 36 of 37

The Joke of the Day jokes are hand selected by the staff at Fart.com and featured for your enjoyment.  We only select the best jokes so you don't have to waist time sorting through thousands of classic jokes.

Joke: A new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
VOTE
Joke: Since light travels faster that sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
VOTE
Joke: If you're home alone and hear a fart, do you laugh or get scared?
VOTE
Joke: I once farted in the Apple Store and everybody got pissed. It's not my fault they don't have Windows.
VOTE
Joke: Yo mamma so poor that when I saw her kick a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing and she said,"Moving"
VOTE
Joke: Broken pencils are pointless.
VOTE
Joke: How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend?
Punch Line
VOTE
Joke: Yo momma's so stupid, when they said "Drinks are on the house!" She went and got a ladder.
VOTE
Joke: I ate a donut without sprinkles... Diets are so hard!
VOTE
Joke: I got fired from my job at the calendar factory. I should have never taken a couple days off.
VOTE