JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

Joke: What is the definition of eternity?

Joke: Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "No!" And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles, and went fishing, and hunting, and played a lot of golf, and drank beer and whiskey, and had loads of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up, and farted whenever he wanted.  The End.

Joke: Five out of six people say Russian Roulette is safe.

Joke: How do you confuse a stupid person?

Joke: A new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

Joke: Since light travels faster that sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Joke: If you're home alone and hear a fart, do you laugh or get scared?

Joke: I once farted in the Apple Store and everybody got pissed. It's not my fault they don't have Windows.

Joke: Yo mamma so poor that when I saw her kick a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing and she said,"Moving"

Joke: Broken pencils are pointless.