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Joke: What do stylish frogs wear?
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Joke: What is a burp?
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Joke: What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile?
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Joke: A man complaining to a friend: "I had it all - money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman ... then ... pow! ... it was all gone!" "What happened?" asked the friend. "Ahhhh ... my wife found out ..."
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Joke: Nine out of Ten husbands agreed that their wives are always right... The 10th husband hasn't been seen since the study was conducted.
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Joke: Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?
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Joke: How far can you run in the woods?
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Joke: The local pet store is having a free giveaway on birds today...no perches necessary.
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Joke: What is the difference between a drinking establishment and an elephant's fart?
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Joke: I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
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