JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

Joke: Yo mama so dumb when someone told her to speak her mind she was speechless.

Joke: Yo momma is so fat and hairy, that if she dyed her hair green, people would use her for golf practice.

Joke: Yo mama is so fat... She was about to jump in the ocean and the ocean jumped out and said you first.

Joke: When I go to someone else's house and they tell me to make myself at home, the first thing I do is throw them out because I don't like visitors.

Joke: Yo momma is so stupid she drowned in the shower.

Joke: Yo momma so fat she has her own area code.

Joke: Yo momma's so fat, her blood type is rocky road.

Joke: Yo momma so stupid... She bought a jigsaw puzzle and took it back to the store because she thought it was broken!

Joke: A new teacher was trying to make use of her psycology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid stand up!" After a few seconds, little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

Joke: A priest wanted to go to the post office, so he asked a little boy the way. The boy took him to the post office. The priest said to the boy, "Thank you. Come to the church tomorrow and I will show you the way to Heaven." The boy turned and said, "But you don't even know the way to the post office."