Joke of The Day Index - Farts.com

The Joke of the Day jokes are hand selected by the staff at Fart.com and featured for your enjoyment. We only select the best jokes so you don't have to waist time sorting through thousands of classic jokes.

Movie Theatre Fart

An elderly couple is at the cinema. About halfway through the film, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?'

Wife Farts

My wife says her farts smell like flowers...

What Do The US Military And A Fart Have In Common Joke

What do the US military and a fart have in common?

What Do You Call Poop That Comes Out With A Fart Joke

What do you call poop that comes out with a fart?

Where Do Football Players Go To Get A New Uniform Joke

Where do football players go to get a new uniform?

Your Voice Reminds Me Of A Fart Joke

Your voice reminds me of a fart. It smells and nobody likes it.

God Is Watching

In the cafeteria of a Catholic school, the children were lined up for lunch. At the head of the line was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note and she had placed it in front of the apples. The note read: "Take only one, God is watching." Further down the cafeteria line was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies... One of the boys had written a note of his own. The note he placed in front of the cookies read: "Take all you want, God is watching the apples."

I Try To Avoid Things That Make Me Fat Joke

I try to avoid things that make me fat... Like scales, mirrors, and photographs!

A Wise Man Joke

In life, it is very important to know when to stop arguing with people and just let them be wrong!

Peek-a-boo Joke

Where do you take someone when they've been in a peek-a-boo accident?

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