JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

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The Joke of the Day jokes are hand selected by the staff at Fart.com and featured for your enjoyment.  We only select the best jokes so you don't have to waist time sorting through thousands of classic jokes.

Joke: Do you know the difference between a fart and a pun?
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Joke: I'm thinking about taking the wine box back to complain. It said once opened it would last 6 weeks, it only lasted me 3 hours!
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Joke: Bread is like the sun, it rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.
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Joke: I like to tell chemistry jokes, but I never get a good reaction.
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Joke: What sleep's with its shoes on?
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Joke: You know how you can tell when there is a pilot in a room?
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Joke: I was going to get a brain transplant...then I changed my mind.
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Joke: Why do psychics ask so many questions when they supposedly already know the answers?
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Joke: What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
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Joke: So this guy asked his blond girlfriend what was her password and she told him it was "mickeyminniedonaldgoofyhueydueylouieplutohonolulu". When he asked her why she had such a long password she just rolled her eyes and said "hello! it does have to be at least eight characters and include a capital too!"
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