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Joke: What do you call poop that comes out with a fart?
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Joke: A young boy came to Sunday School late. His teacher knew that he was usually very prompt so she asked, "Billy, is there anything wrong"? The boy replied, "No, I was going fishing but my dad told me that I needed to go to church". The teacher was very impressed and asked Billy if his dad had explained to him why it was more important to go to church than to go fishing. Billy replied, "Yes teacher, Dad said he didn't have enough bait for both of us".
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Joke: Did you know that Irish only put 239 beans in their chili? If they added just one more, it would be too-farty!
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