JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

Joke: Roses are red, Violets are blue. Yo momma is ugly, And she looks just like you.

Joke: What's the difference between snow men and snow women?

Joke: Yo mama so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said, "One at a time please."

Joke: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.

Joke: Why does a Rooster crow so early in the morning?

Joke: John and Rick were borthers who worked at a used car dealership.  One day Rick came to work with bandages on both ears.  John noticed and asked, "How did you burn your ears?".  Rick explained, "You see, I was ironing my Reyn Spooner when the phone rang and instead of picking up the phone I picked up the iron.  John, then asked, "So how did you burn your other ear?" Rick replied, "The person called back."

Joke: I hear there's now a sine flu as well. Someone on the news was going off on a tangent about it.

Joke: How many Unix hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

Joke: An Irishman walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olive and placing it in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave. "S'cuse me," said a customer, who was puzzled over what the Irishman had done, "what was that all about?" "Nothin'," said the Irishman. "My wife just sent me out for a jar of olives!"

Joke: You know when it's time to cut back on you're wine intake when your doctor tells you, "Your blood type is Chardonn-A positive."