JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

Joke: Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

Joke: What do robots have with their guacamole?

Joke: What do you call a group of baby soldiers?

Joke: What can you catch but not throw?

Joke: Why did the pencil cross the road?

Joke: What do you get if you eat onions on your beans?

Joke: What's Invisible and Smells Like Mice?

Joke: If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to the lock calmly. Because communication is key.

Joke: I'm terrified of skipping ropes, bungees and trampolines....They make me jump.

Joke: You are in a car travelling at a constant speed. On your left is a valley, and on your right is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car, and you can't overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter, flying at ground level; both are travelling at the same speed as you. What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?