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Joke: A Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of 3. He said uno, dos, and poof he disappeared without a tres!
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Joke: I found that I have been happier since I changed from coffee in the morning to orange juice. My doctor explained that it's the vitamin C and natural sugars but I really think it's the vodka.
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Joke: What the difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a man arguing with his wife?
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Joke: If George is 68 and his girlfriend is 22, how much money does George have?
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Joke: When chemists die, they barium.
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Joke: Sometimes it takes me eight hours to get nothing done.
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Joke: It's important to look carefully at lawn signs during an election. Last time I voted for a real estate agent.
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Joke: What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?
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Joke: Today I saw an ad that said, "radio for sale $1, volume stuck on full." I thought, "I can't turn that down."
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Joke: Poop jokes aren't my favorite kind of jokes, but they are a solid number two.
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