Joke of The Day Index - Farts.com

The Joke of the Day jokes are hand selected by the staff at Fart.com and featured for your enjoyment. We only select the best jokes so you don't have to waist time sorting through thousands of classic jokes.

Halloween Screwdriver Costume Joke

For Halloween I dressed up as a screwdriver... I turned a few heads .

Zombie Looks Joke

Why don’t zombies care about looks?

Skeleton At A Restaurant Joke

What's a skeleton's favorite thing to order at a restaruant?

Wolf Joke

When you teach a wolf to meditate he becomes aware wolf!

Ghost Didn't Eat His Candy Joke

Why didn't the ghost eat his candy?

What Are Farts?

Farts are ghosts of things we eat!

Cross Bambi And A Ghost Joke

What Do You Get If You Cross Bambi With A Ghost?

Halloween Cowboy

One Halloween, a boy dressed up as a cowboy. He went to a house, and an elderly lady opened the door. She said, "What might you be?" and the kid in front of the boy said, "I'm an Indian! All day, I hunt buffalo and make teepees and wigwams!" and the lady gave him some candy. Then the boy was up in line. The elderly lady said, "What might you be?" and he replied, "I'm a cowboy! All-day, I round up cattle and take them to corrals!" The lady gave him some candy. So he went to the next house, and a scorching hot teenage girl opened the door. She said, "What might you be?" and the girl in front of the boy said, "I'm a lesbian. All-day I think of women, all afternoon I think of women, and all night I think of women." The teenage girl gave her some candy, and next the boy was up. The teenage girl said, "What might you be?" The boy looked her up and down, and said, "Well, I thought I was a cowboy!"

Brunette Joke #4

What kind of costumes do brunette girls wear on Halloween?

Halloween Pumpkin Joke

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?

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