JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

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The Joke of the Day jokes are hand selected by the staff at Fart.com and featured for your enjoyment.  We only select the best jokes so you don't have to waist time sorting through thousands of classic jokes.

Joke: Nine out of Ten husbands agreed that their wives are always right... The 10th husband hasn't been seen since the study was conducted.
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Joke: Why did the pencil cross the road?
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Joke: We all know that Albert Einstein was a genius but...
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Joke: What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?
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Joke: A friend of mine has two tickets for the Super Bowl, both box seats! He paid $2,500 each but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place...It's at Holy Cross Church, on Lake Ave at 3 pm. The bride's name is Nicole, she's 5'4", about 115 lbs, good cook too...She'll be the one in the white dress.
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Joke: You're so ugly when you go outside your arrested for indecent exposure.
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Joke: Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?
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Joke: What is a gust of wind's favorite color?
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Joke: How does a blacksmith know you farted?
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Joke: Mummy, mummy. There's a man at the door with a bill.
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