JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

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The Joke of the Day jokes are hand selected by the staff at Fart.com and featured for your enjoyment.  We only select the best jokes so you don't have to waist time sorting through thousands of classic jokes.

Joke: I can't believe it's that time of the year again when I have to rake the leaves into my neighbors yard.
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Joke: I keep swallowing live ammunition. I thought, this time I'm going to go to the hospital, but as usual, I just farted a round at home.
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Joke: Loosing weight doesn't seem like it's working, so I'm going to concentrate on getting taller.
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Joke: What was the blonde college student doing at the harbor?
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Joke: What are a blonde's first words after 4 years of college?
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Joke: When one door closes, another one opens. This is the last time I'm buying a used car.
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Joke: So, I got pulled over in the carpool lane the other day. When the officer asked where my passenger was. I told him due to social distancing, he was in the car behind me.
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Joke: I got a call from the police station saying they want to interview me. Funny, I don't remember applying for a job there.
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Joke: I don't trust stairs... They're always up to something.
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Joke: What do you call a monkey who loves potato chips?
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