JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

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The Joke of the Day jokes are hand selected by the staff at Fart.com and featured for your enjoyment.  We only select the best jokes so you don't have to waist time sorting through thousands of classic jokes.

Joke: We're expecting such a cold winter, the squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual. So far, 3 of my relatives have disappeared.
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Joke: Yo momma so stupid... she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
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Joke: Yo mama is so fat... She was about to jump in the ocean and the ocean jumped out and said you first.
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Joke: Yo momma is so fat and hairy, that if she dyed her hair green, people would use her for golf practice.
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Joke: What is a pirates favorite fast food place?
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Joke: Your mama so fat that she's the big rolling ball in the movie Indiana Jones.
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Joke: Yo mama so dumb, she tried to spell out the alphabet with M&M's.
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Joke: Yo momma so fat she has her own area code.
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Joke: What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
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Joke: What do you do if you're addicted to seaweed?
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