JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

Joke: Yo momma is so stupid she drowned in the shower.

Joke: A new teacher was trying to make use of her psycology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid stand up!" After a few seconds, little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

Joke: If you ever fart in public, just yell, "Turbo power!" and walk faster.

Joke: Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Joke: Where does Princess Leia go clothes shopping?

Joke: A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other one.

Joke: I can't believe it's that time of the year again when I have to rake the leaves into my neighbors yard.

Joke: I keep swallowing live ammunition. I thought, this time I'm going to go to the hospital, but as usual, I just farted a round at home.

Joke: Loosing weight doesn't seem like it's working, so I'm going to concentrate on getting taller.

Joke: What was the blonde college student doing at the harbor?