JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

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The Joke of the Day jokes are hand selected by the staff at Fart.com and featured for your enjoyment.  We only select the best jokes so you don't have to waist time sorting through thousands of classic jokes.

Joke: My doctor has given me three days to give up drinking. I've picked the 5th of June, July 17th, and October 9th!
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Joke: What’s the difference between a liter of Coke and deer testicles?
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Joke: A corporation is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down. The monkeys on the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but a$$holes!
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Joke: What do you get if you eat onions on your beans?
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Joke: I buy all my weapons from a guy named T-REX... He's a small arms dealer!
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Joke: How do you get a farm girls attention?
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Joke: Kids are like farts, I hate everyone elses but for some weird reason I like my own.
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Joke: What day of the week does a potato hate the most?
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Joke: Did you hear about the new text-a-fart service?
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Joke: The difference between men and women is that after being in a relationship for six months a woman wonders if it's time to say 'I love you' and a man wonders if it time to fart in bed.
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