JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

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The Joke of the Day jokes are hand selected by the staff at Fart.com and featured for your enjoyment.  We only select the best jokes so you don't have to waist time sorting through thousands of classic jokes.

Joke: I farted in a room of hipsters. I watched them fight each other over who heard it first.
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Joke: What did the beaver say when he swam into a wall? DAM!
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Joke: Warning! Coffee can make you aggressive. Yesterday I had 15 beers at the bar, and my wife had 3 cups of coffee at home. When I got home she was extremely pissed off.
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Joke: I called my boss and asked if I could come in a little late. He said, "Dream on." I think that was really nice of him.
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Joke: A chicken pie in Jamaica costs $2.00. A chicken pie in Trinidad costs $2.40. A chicken pie in St. Kitts cost $2.25... These are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean.
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Joke: Farts I hold in! You might not get it. It's sort of an inside joke.
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Joke: Sad news today, the guy that invented the boomerang hand grenade died yesterday during product testing.
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Joke: What is a clowns fart made of?
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Joke: I went to the psychiatrist today. She told me I have a split personality and charged me $160.
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Joke: So many people these days are too judgmental. I can tell by just looking at them.
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