JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

Joke: A snail gets mugged by a couple turtles and when the cops asked him for a description of the turtles he told them "I don't know, it all happened so fast"

Joke: One day the zoo-keeper noticed that the orangutan was reading two books: the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. Surprised, he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books?" "Well," said the orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."

Joke: Why is Yoda such a good gardener?

Joke: Why don't you slip into something comfortable. Like a coma.

Joke: A man complaining to a friend: "I had it all - money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman ... then ... pow! ... it was all gone!" "What happened?" asked the friend. "Ahhhh ... my wife found out ..."

Joke: I'm reading a book called "Quick Money for Dummies", by Robin Banks.

Joke: You were so ugly as a baby you were the poster child on the birth control posters.

Joke: It's autumn. My wife asked me why I won't rake the leaves?. I said, "It's because they're called leaves. If they were called pick-me-ups I would pick them up, but they're called leaves so I leave them."

Joke: Did you know there are no canaries on the Canary Islands? Same as with the Virgin Islands... No canaries there either.

Joke: Psychiatrist: What's your problem?Patient: I think I'm a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?Patient: Ever since I was an egg!