JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

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The Joke of the Day jokes are hand selected by the staff at Fart.com and featured for your enjoyment.  We only select the best jokes so you don't have to waist time sorting through thousands of classic jokes.

Joke: I broke my finger last week. . .
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Joke: What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escapes police custody?
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Joke: A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.
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Joke: What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
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Joke: Stop shredded cheese, make America grate again!
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Joke: I trained my dog to fetch me a beer. It may not sound impressive, but he gets it from the neighbors fridge!
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Joke: I swallowed a dictionary. It gave me the Thesaurus throat I've ever had.
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Joke: You are not the worst person in the world, but until one worse comes along, you'll do.
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Joke: What's round and hard and sticks so far out of a man's pajamas you can hang a hat on it?
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Joke: My friend David lost his id, we now call him Dav.
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