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Joke: A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered that at my daughter's school concert.
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Joke: What degree did the butt get?
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Joke: What do you call a cow with no legs?
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Joke: Emotions are like farts. You can only hold them in for so long.
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Joke: The reason you can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom is because the pee is silent.
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Joke: Lance is a common name these days, but in medieval times, people were named Lance a lot.
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Joke: If George is 68 and his girlfriend is 22, how much money does George have?
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Joke: I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
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Joke: Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?
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Joke: How far can you run in the woods?
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