JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

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The Joke of the Day jokes are hand selected by the staff at Fart.com and featured for your enjoyment.  We only select the best jokes so you don't have to waist time sorting through thousands of classic jokes.

Joke: What happens when you eat middle eastern food?
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Joke: Energizer bunny arrested: Charged with battery.
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Joke: What did they give Tickle-Me-Elmo before he left the factory?
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Joke: Blonde sitting in a bar wondering why she only has 3 sisters, when her brother has 4.
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Joke: What does a cow's fart smell like?
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Joke: A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?
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Joke: Today I bought a donut without sprinkles... Diets are hard!
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Joke: What do you call two pigs playing tug of war?
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Joke: If you see me smiling, it's because I'm thinking of doing something naughty. If you see me laughing, I've already done it.
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Joke: Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. Fine, it was pizza, I ate pizza.
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