JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

Joke: If April showers bring May flowers what do may flowers bring?

Joke: Tom the turkey played baseball... Unfortunately, he hit a fowl ball!

Joke: What did the turkey say to the computer?

Joke: Knock Knock? who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you.

Joke: What do kangaroos wear to work?

Joke: Did you see that movie about the pirate? It's rated Arrr!

Joke: A teacher was teaching a class about the big bang theory. She asked Mikey to go outside and observe his surroundings. She then asked... "Mikey did you see the sky?" "Yes", said Mikey. "Did you see the sun?" "Yes", said the boy. "Did you see God?" "No", said the boy. The Teacher said, "So God really isn't there." A little girl started to ask Mikey some questions. "Did you see the sky?" "Yes" was the reply "Did you see the sun?" Again, "yes" was the answer. "Do you see the teacher's brain? Because according to her, she doesn't have one!"

Joke: What’s the name of the fattest knight at the Round Table?

Joke: I feel bad for parents nowadays. You have to be able to explain the birds and the bees... The bees & the bees... The birds and the birds... The birds that used to be bees... The bees that used to be birds... The birds that look like bees... Plus bees that look like birds but still got a stinger!

Joke: Ancient Egyptian architect: "Do you know how to build a pyramid?" Ancient Egyptian builder: "Well, yeah, up to a point."