JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

Joke: Why don’t zombies care about looks?

Joke: Bought a can of fly spray. Sprayed it all over me. I still can't fly.

Joke: Never hold in your farts. They travel up your spine into your brain... and that's where crappy ideas come from.

Joke: If you ever fart in public, just yell, "Turbo power!" and walk faster.

Joke: What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

Joke: The gap between your teeth is so big, I don't know whether to smile back or kick a field goal.

Joke: An old woman visits the doctor for a routine check-up. "Doctor, I have constant gas, but the farts are always silent and they don't stink!" The doctor prescribes her some pills and sends her on her way. Two weeks later she returns for a follow-up. "Doctor, I still have constant silent farts, but now they stink!" The doctor replies, "Alright, so we have cleared out those sinuses, now for your hearing..."

Joke: An elderly couple are at the cinema. About halfway through the film, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?'

Joke: What happens after NASA farts?

Joke: What does the US military and a fart have in common?