JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

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The Joke of the Day jokes are hand selected by the staff at Fart.com and featured for your enjoyment.  We only select the best jokes so you don't have to waist time sorting through thousands of classic jokes.

Joke: Sometimes it takes me eight hours to get nothing done.
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Joke: Did you just fart?
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Joke: Stop blaming everyone for all your problems...
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Joke: I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A women asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
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Joke: What did the pig dress up as for Halloween?
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Joke: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
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Joke: For Halloween I dressed up as a screwdriver... I turned a few heads .
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Joke: Why don’t zombies care about looks?
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Joke: What's a skeleton's favorite thing to order at a restaruant?
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Joke: When you teach a wolf to meditate he becomes aware wolf!
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