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What's another name for a push-up bra?
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. "My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy. "Tommy," replied the second. "My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy. Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer." "Honest?" asked Billy. "No, just the regular kind", replied Tommy.
Brian called up his mom from Humbolt College and asked her for some more spending money, because he had spent it all on Totino's Party Pizzas. Mom said, "Sure, sweetie. I'll send you some money. You also left your calculus book here when you visited 2 weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up too?" "Uh, oh yeah, OK," responded Brian. When she gets back, Dad asked, 'Well how much did you give Brian this time? Mom said, "Oh, I wrote 2 checks, one for $20, and the other for $1000" "That's $1,020!" yelled Dad, "Are you crazy?" "Don't worry hon," Mom said, as she kissed Dad on the on top of his bald head, "I taped the $20 check to the cover of his book, but I put the $1000 check somewhere between the pages in Chapter 11!"
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.
Man who eat jelly beans, farts in technicolor.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, then it's probably crap!
Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did last year.
Did you hear about the constipated composer?
He couldn't finish his last movement.
I called my boss and asked if I could come in a little late. He said, "Dream on." I think that was really nice of him.
Why did the farmer take the cow to the psychiatrist?
Because she was so mooo-dy.