JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

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The Joke of the Day jokes are hand selected by the staff at Fart.com and featured for your enjoyment.  We only select the best jokes so you don't have to waist time sorting through thousands of classic jokes.

Joke: The Flat Earth Society recently announced that they now have members all around the globe.
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Joke: Why did the pig hide the soap?
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Joke: Today I saw an ad that said, "Radio for sale $1, volume stuck on full." I thought, "I can't turn that down."
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Joke: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
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Joke: Where do you take someone when they've been in a peek-a-boo accident?
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Joke: I try to avoid things that make me fat... Like scales, mirrors, and photographs!
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Joke: Singing leads to dancing, Dancing leads to slipping and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked. So remember don't sing in the shower!
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Joke: I had a happy childhood; Dad would roll me down the hill in a tire. Those were Goodyears.
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Joke: I broke my finger last week. . .
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Joke: What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escapes police custody?
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