JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

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The Joke of the Day jokes are hand selected by the staff at Fart.com and featured for your enjoyment.  We only select the best jokes so you don't have to waist time sorting through thousands of classic jokes.

Joke: Where does Santa go after Christmas to relax?
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Joke: What do Christmas and crabs have in common?
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Joke: My kids say they want a cat for Christmas. Normally, I do a turkey but hey, if it will make them happy...
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Joke: I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.
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Joke: Why do mathematicians always confuse Halloween and Christmas?
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Joke: My wife bought a Christmas cake last week and now we can't find it. I think it was stollen.
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Joke: Your so stupid you invented glow in the dark sun glasses!
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Joke: If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
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Joke: When I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like it says on the bottle.
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Joke: What's the difference between a butt kisser and a brown noser?
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