JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

Joke: Are you a banana?

Joke: Why should you never break up with a goalie?

Joke: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, in a pot of boiling water?

Joke: Some race horses are staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!" Another horse breaks in, "Well, in the last 27 races, I've won 19!" "Oh, that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28!" says another, flicking his tail. At this point, they notice that a greyhound has been sitting there, listening. "I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races, I've won 88 of them!" The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog."

Joke: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's day?

Joke: So this guy asked his blond girlfriend what was her password and she told him it was "mickeyminniedonaldgoofyhueydueylouieplutohonolulu". When he asked her why she had such a long password she just rolled her eyes and said "hello! it does have to be at least eight characters and include a capital too!"

Joke: Since light travels faster that sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Joke: A new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

Joke: Five out of six people say Russian Roulette is safe.

Joke: Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "No!" And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles, and went fishing, and hunting, and played a lot of golf, and drank beer and whiskey, and had loads of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up, and farted whenever he wanted.  The End.