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Joke: What did the dentist say to the golfer?
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Joke: How are US Senators like farts?
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Joke: What do elfs learn while in school?
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Joke: What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?
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Joke: I'd share my poem about the wind....but it's only a draft.
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Joke: What did the Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?
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Joke: A little know fact... Before the crowbar was invented, most crows drank at home.
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Joke: I'm a fart-artist. The fart is silent
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Joke: We're expecting such a cold winter, the squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual. So far, 3 of my relatives have disappeared.
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Joke: Yo momma so stupid... she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
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