JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

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The Joke of the Day jokes are hand selected by the staff at Fart.com and featured for your enjoyment.  We only select the best jokes so you don't have to waist time sorting through thousands of classic jokes.

Joke: If you ever fart in public, just yell, "Turbo power!" and walk faster.
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Joke: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
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Joke: Where does Princess Leia go clothes shopping?
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Joke: A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other one.
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Joke: I can't believe it's that time of the year again when I have to rake the leaves into my neighbors yard.
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Joke: I keep swallowing live ammunition. I thought, this time I'm going to go to the hospital, but as usual, I just farted a round at home.
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Joke: Loosing weight doesn't seem like it's working, so I'm going to concentrate on getting taller.
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Joke: What was the blonde college student doing at the harbor?
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Joke: What are a blonde's first words after 4 years of college?
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Joke: When one door closes, another one opens. This is the last time I'm buying a used car.
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