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Joke: What did the mom dinosaur say to the baby dinosaur?
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Joke: Why did the boy eat waffles for breakfast, lunch and dinner?
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Joke: Midwives deserve a lot of respect... They really help people out!
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Joke: I don't want to get to technical but... Chemists think alcohol is a solution!
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Joke: Why did the pig stand in the middle of the road?
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Joke: How do you know if a wooden box is sick?
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Joke: What’s a pig’s favourite Shakespeare play?
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Joke: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
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Joke: If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
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Joke: What do witches put on to go trick or treating?
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Joke: Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie?
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Joke: What do you call a cat caught by the police?
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Joke: Why did the kitten smell so good?
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Joke: An agnostic dyslexic insomniac must stay awake all night long wondering if there really is a dog.
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Joke: Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital?
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Joke: What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
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Joke: How do you catch an unusual rabbit?
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Joke: What do you call an avocado in church?
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Joke: What kind of cheese can never be yours?
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Joke: If a pig loses his voice, does that mean he's disgruntled?
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Joke: How do we know that trees poop?
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Joke: Why do bananas wear sunscreen?
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Joke: I never finish anything... I have a black belt in partial arts.
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Joke: What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
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Joke: What does a ghost call his mom and dad?
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Joke: Where is a ghosts favorite place to live?
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Joke: The doctor said to me this morning, "I'd like to talk about your weight." I said, "Well, it was about 25 minutes, but at least the chair was comfy!"
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Joke: How do you get a squirrel to love you?
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Joke: Why couldn't the pony sing?
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Joke: What did the horse say when it fell?
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Joke: Why does a lion kneel before it springs?
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Joke: What did one llama say to the other llama?
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Joke: What do you call a pool filled with tacos?
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Joke: Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
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Joke: Can you tie a knot? "I cannot." "So can you tie a knot?" "No, I cannot knot." "Not knot?" "Who's there?"
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Joke: Did you hear about the Super Hero with a lisp that always works out?
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Joke: How to you find Will Smith in the snow?
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Joke: I was reading a book about lubricants... It was non-friction.
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Joke: I love cheesy jokes about eyes... The cornea the better!
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Joke: My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet.... It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe Lean, Joe leannnnn!
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Joke: Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery?
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Joke: Wild falcons live to be about 13, so all the falcons in the world today were born in the 21st century... They're millennial falcons!
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Joke: Where did George Washington get his hatchet?
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Joke: My neighbor told me he is a vegetarian.⁠.. I told him I thought that was a big missed steak.⁠
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Joke: I've been diagnosed with Kleptomania... but I'm taking something for it!
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Joke: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
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Joke: What do you call a trendy pig?
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Joke: What do you call a duck that gets all A’s?
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Joke: Who is the most famous married woman in The United States?
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Joke: I was at a restaurant and said to the waitress "Excuse me, can I ask you something about the menu please?" She kicked me out and said, "The men I please are none of your business!"
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Joke: Condoms do not guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot and killed by the woman’s husband.
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Joke: I finally realized it. People are prisoners of their phones... that's why they are called Cell Phones!
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Joke: How late do cows stay up?
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Joke: Where do ghost's go on vacation?
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Joke: Why are skeletons so calm?
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Joke: Why are ghosts terrible liars?
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Joke: What do you call a witch that lives at the beach?
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Joke: Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color?
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Joke: Why Did The Dear Need Braces?
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Joke: What exercise do sheep do everyday to stay fit?
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Joke: Why are dalmatians bad at hide and seek?
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Joke: What did the turkey say to the computer?
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Joke: What did the monkey say to the banana?
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Joke: Why was the strawberry crying?
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Joke: Did you know babies are born with four kidneys?
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Joke: What is a giraffe's favorite fruit?
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Joke: Why should golfers take an extra pair of socks when golfing?
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Joke: People who confuse the words "burro" and "burrow" don't know their a$$ from a hole in the ground.
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Joke: Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
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Joke: What do you get when you pick a pig's nose?
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Joke: Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject? Now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
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Joke: This lady found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears. He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month. The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the druggist tells her, "If you’re going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days." The lady says: "I'm not using it under my arms." The druggist says: "If you're using it on your legs don’t shave for a couple of days." The lady says: "I’m not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer.." The druggist says: "Stay off your bicycle for at least a week."
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Joke: Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii... Or just a low ha?
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Joke: What do you call a superhero with a bad sense of direction?
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Joke: Why did the snow plows ask for a raise?
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Joke: Why are they called humming birds?
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Joke: What did the flag say to the flagpole?
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Joke: When I was young, air at gas stations was free. Now they charge $1.50... That's inflation for you!
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Joke: How do you take a sick pig to the hospital?
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Joke: Why is milk the fastest liquid on earth?
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Joke: What kind of cars do elves drive?
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Joke: Where do mermaids look for jobs?
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Joke: Does anyone remember the joke about a chiropractor I put on here about a week back?
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Joke: I have a horse named Mayo... Mayo neighs!
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Joke: Why did the ghost have to leave the halloween party?
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Joke: Why did the illiterate witch get kicked out of the coven?
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Joke: What do skeletons travel around in?
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Joke: Why are graveyards so noisy?
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Joke: Why do vampires need mouthwash?
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Joke: What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires?
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Joke: Where do ghosts like to travel on vacation?
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Joke: What can you find in a ghost's nose?
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Joke: Where do polar bears vote?
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Joke: What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
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Joke: Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
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Joke: Hey, did you hear about the experiment where they blessed the rains down in Africa?
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Joke: I asked the lion in my wardrobe what he was doing there. He said Narnia business.
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Joke: Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negatives?
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Joke: What do dinosaurs use on the floors of their kitchens?
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Joke: I have a chicken-proof lawn... It's impeckable!
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