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Halloween Up All Night Joke

What happens when you stay up all night on Halloween?

A Room Ghosts Avoid Joke

What room do ghost avoid?

Word Play Jokes — A Room Ghosts Avoid Joke Joke Meme.

Did You Know Alligator Vs Crocodile Joke

Did you know? You can distinguish between an alligator and a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or after a while.

What's A Snake Favorite Subject Kids Joke

What's a snake favorite school subject?

Midwife Joke

Midwives deserve a lot of respect... They really help people out!

Word Play Jokes — Midwife Joke Joke Meme

Chemist Joke

I don't want to get to technical but... Chemists think alcohol is a solution!

Pig In The Road Joke.

Why did the pig stand in the middle of the road?

Hot Garlic Joke

What does garlic do when it gets hot?

Word Play Jokes — Hot Garlic Joke Joke Meme

Janitor Out Of The Closet Joke

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Shakespeare Pig Joke

What’s a pig’s favourite Shakespeare play?

Blind Dinosaur Joke

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Banana Sunscreen Joke

Why do bananas wear sunscreen?

Pro's And Con's

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

Kissed By A Vampire Joke

What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?

Ghost Call Mom And Dad Joke

What does a ghost call his mom and dad?

Skeleton Scary Movie Joke

Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie?

Witches Favorite School Subject Joke

What's a witch's favorite subject in school?

What Did The Mom Dinosaur Say To The Baby Dinosaur?

What did the mom dinosaur say to the baby dinosaur?

Why Did The Boy Eat Waffles For Breakfast, Lunch And Dinner?

Why did the boy eat waffles for breakfast, lunch and dinner?

Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac

An agnostic dyslexic insomniac must stay awake all night long wondering if there really is a dog.

Unusual Rabbit Joke

How do you catch an unusual rabbit?

Not Your Cheese Joke

What kind of cheese can never be yours?

Pig Loses His Voice

If a pig loses his voice, does that mean he's disgruntled?

Sick Wooden Box Joke

How do you know if a wooden box is sick?

Most Famous Married Women In America

Who is the most famous married woman in The United States?

Never Finish Anything Joke

I never finish anything... I have a black belt in partial arts.

Don't Insult Your Waitress Joke

I was at a restaurant and said to the waitress "Excuse me, can I ask you something about the menu please?" She kicked me out and said, "The men I please are none of your business!"

Cell Phones Joke

I finally realized it. People are prisoners of their phones... that's why they are called Cell Phones!

Ghosts Are Terrible Liars Joke

Why are ghosts terrible liars?

Witch At The Beach Joke

What do you call a witch that lives at the beach?

Ghost Favorite Place To Live Joke

Where is a ghosts favorite place to live?

Talk About Your Weight Joke

The doctor said to me this morning, "I'd like to talk about your weight." I said, "Well, it was about 25 minutes, but at least the chair was comfy!"

Girl With Frog On Her Head Joke

What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

What Do You Get If You Cross An Angry Sheep And A Moody Cow?

What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?

What Do You Call A Cat Caught By The Police Joke

What do you call a cat caught by the police?

Giraffe’s Favorite Fruit Joke

What is a giraffe's favorite fruit?

Two Peanuts

Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

Knot Joke

Can you tie a knot? "I cannot." "So can you tie a knot?" "No, I cannot knot." "Not knot?" "Who's there?"

Coolest Doctor Joke

Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital?

Will Smith In The Snow

How to you find Will Smith in the snow?

Lubricants

I was reading a book about lubricants... It was non-friction.

Cheesy Jokes About Eyes

I love cheesy jokes about eyes... The cornea the better!

Dolly Parton Diet

My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet.... It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe Lean, Joe leannnnn!

Green Pepper Archer

Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery?

Snow Plow Joke

Why did the snow plows ask for a raise?

Chocolate Syrup Ice Cream Joke

What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?

Humming Bird Joke

Why are they called humming birds?

Caveman Valentine’s Day

What does a caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

An Avocado In Church Joke

What do you call an avocado in church?

George Washington's Hatchet

Where did George Washington get his hatchet?

Vegetarian Joke

My neighbor told me he is a vegetarian.⁠.. I told him I thought that was a big missed steak.⁠

Kleptomania Joke

I've been diagnosed with Kleptomania... but I'm taking something for it!

Trendy Pig Joke

What do you call a trendy pig?

Dying Computer Joke

How did the computer die?

Smart Duck Joke

What do you call a duck that gets all A’s?

Safe Sex Joke

Condoms do not guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot and killed by the woman’s husband.

How Late Do Cows Stay Up Joke

How late do cows stay up?

Halloween Party Ghost

Why did the ghost have to leave the halloween party?

Halloween Mummy Joke

Why are all mummies workaholics?

Illiterate Witch Joke

Why did the illiterate witch get kicked out of the coven?

Ghost Vacation Joke

Where do ghost's go on vacation?

Noisy Graveyard Joke

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Calm Skeleton Joke

Why are skeletons so calm?

Vampire Breath Joke

Why do vampires need mouthwash?

National Holiday For A Nation Of Vampires Jokes

What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires?

Ghost Vacation Destination Joke

Where do ghosts like to travel on vacation?

Another Name For A Will Joke

What’s another term for a will?

The Chameleon That Couldn't Change Color Joke

Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color?

Why Did The Dear Need Braces Joke

Why Did The Dear Need Braces?

Why Does A Lion Kneel Before It Springs?

Why does a lion kneel before it springs?

Why Did The Kitten Smell So Good?

Why did the kitten smell so good?

What Did One Llama Say To The Other Llama?

What did one llama say to the other llama?

Four Kidneys Joke

Did you know babies are born with four kidneys?

A Pool Filled With Tacos Joke

What do you call a pool filled with tacos?

Golfers Take An Extra Pair Of Socks Joke

Why should golfers take an extra pair of socks when golfing?

Where Does A Turtle Go When It’s Raining?

Where does a turtle go when it's raining?

Burro Vs Burrow

People who confuse the words "burro" and "burrow" don't know their a$$ from a hole in the ground.

Plastic Surgery Joke

Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject? Now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

Super Hero With A Lisp

Did you hear about the Super Hero with a lisp that always works out?

Nair Hair Removal Warnings!

This lady found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears. He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month. The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the druggist tells her, "If you’re going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days." The lady says: "I'm not using it under my arms." The druggist says: "If you're using it on your legs don’t shave for a couple of days." The lady says: "I’m not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer.." The druggist says: "Stay off your bicycle for at least a week."

Superhero Joke

What do you call a superhero with a bad sense of direction?

Wild Falcons

Wild falcons live to be about 13, so all the falcons in the world today were born in the 21st century... They're millennial falcons!

Flag And Flagpole Joke

What did the flag say to the flagpole?

Gas Station Air Joke

When I was young, air at gas stations was free. Now they charge $1.50... That's inflation for you!

Fastest Liquid Joke

Why is milk the fastest liquid on earth?

Mermaid Jobs Joke

Where do mermaids look for jobs?

Pirate Playing Cards

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Skeleton Halloween Joke

What did the skeleton say to the dog?

Monster Cooked Eggs Joke

How do monsters like there eggs cooked?

Skeleton Travel Joke

What do skeletons travel around in?

Inside A Ghosts Nose Joke

What can you find in a ghost's nose?

Smal Valentine Joke

What do you call a small Valentine?

Mouse Shower Joke

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

Where Do Polar Bears Vote Joke

Where do polar bears vote?

Sheep Exercise Joke

What exercise do sheep do everyday to stay fit?

How Do You Get A Squirrel To Love You Joke

How do you get a squirrel to love you?

Why Couldn't The Pony Sing?

Why couldn't the pony sing?

Joke Jokes

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

What Did The Horse Say When It Fell Joke

What did the horse say when it fell?

Monkey Say To Banana Joke

What did the monkey say to the banana?

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