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Cross-Eyed Girl Joke

I dated a crosseyed girl but I just knew she was seeing someone on the side.

Dogs Can't Read

Dogs can't read an MRI but CATScan!

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Hokey Pokey

I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but I turned myself around.

Little Mermaid Joke

What did the Little Mermaid wear to math class?

Wife Bra

I almost tripped over my wife’s bra the other day... I'm sure it was a booby trap.

Word Play Jokes — Wife Bra Joke Meme

Hospital Joke

What part of the hospital has the least privacy?

Cut Lightning Joke

How do you cut lightning?

Vegan Argument

If two vegans get into an argument... is it still considered a beef?

Word Play Jokes — Vegan Argument Joke Meme

Toilet Paper Cross The Road Joke

Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?

Sick With A Wee Cough Joke

I Called my work this morning and said, "Sorry boss, I can't come in today, I have a wee cough." He said, "You have a wee cough?" I said, "Really, Thanks boss, see you next week!"

Sushi Talking To Bee's Joke

What did the sushi say to the bee?

Flower Ride Its Bike Joke

Why couldn't the flower ride its bike?

No House Numbers Joke

If your home doesn't have house numbers on it, you should address that!

People Who Never Get Angry Joke

What kind of people never get angry?

Fake Noodle Joke

What do you call a fake noodle?

Sick Lemon Joke

What do you give a sick lemon?

Chocolate Chewbacca

What do you call Chewbacca when he gets chocolate in his fur?

Runners Memory Joke

What do runners do when they forget something?

Monster Dessert Joke

What is a monster's favorite dessert?

Polar Bear Favorite Food Joke

What do polar bears like to eat?

Exorcist Joke

If you don't pay your exorcist do you get repossessed?

Jack And The Bean Stalk Joke

My friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables. Jack and the beans talk.

Chewing Electric Cords Joke

I caught my son chewing on electrical cords. So I grounded him. He's doing better currently. And conducting himself properly...

Toilet Paper Hill

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

Best Invention Joke

Out of all the inventions over the last 100 years, the dry erase board is the most remarkable.

What Did One Boat Say To The Other Boat On Valentines Day?

What did one boat say to the other?

Horse Sport Joke

What sport do horses like playing the most?

How Do You Get A Squirrel To Love You Joke

How do you get a squirrel to love you?

What Do Scientist To With Dog Bones Joke

What do scientist to with dog bones?

Why Did The Thief Wear Blue Gloves?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

EMT Joke

Why did the two EMT's travel together?

Hard Tea Joke

What is the hardest tea to swallow!

Flakes

Girl 1: "This morning my dad gave me soap-flakes instead of corn flakes for breakfast!" Girl 2: "I bet you were angry with him!" Girl 1: "Angry?! I was foaming at the mouth!"

Canned Meat Joke

If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat don’t open it... It's Spam!

Crocodile With GPS Joke

What do you call a crocodile with GPS?

Rabbit With Fleas Joke

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Tree Scientist Joke

What do you call a tree that does science experiments?

Strawberry Gets Run Over Joke

What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street?

Pig With Laryngitis Joke

Did you hear about the pig with laryngitis?

Thesaurus Breakfast Joke

What did the thesaurus eat for breakfast?

Get A Mouse To Smile Joke

How do you get a mouse to smile?

Scarecrow Noble Prize Joke

Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?

Sinking Lamp Joke

Why didn't the lamp sink?

Use You Big Boy Words Joke

A group of four-year-olds were trying very hard to become accustomed to school. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! "You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them. "John what did you do over the weekend?" "I went to visit my Nana." "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!" She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo-choo." "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words," she said. She then asked little Alex what he had done. "I read a book," he replied. "That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?" Alex thought very hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride and said, "Winnie the SHIT."

Sugar Is The Word Joke

Saturday night I was in a bar having a beer, minding my own business, when this big, hairy, mean, drunk biker dude gets in my face, and starts screaming "SUGAR IS THE ONLY WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE WHERE THE S SOUNDS LIKE SH. AM I RIGHT?" I didn't want to cause any trouble, so i said "Sure."

Rabbits Walking Backwards Joke

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

Pirates Favorite Country

What's is a pirates favorite country?

Halloween Pumpkin Joke

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?

Mummy's Favorite Music Halloween Joke

What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?

Cats Favorite Color Joke

What's a cats favorite color?

Cat The Doesn't Tell The Truth Joke

What do you call a cat that doesn't tell the truth?

How Does An Astronaut Cut His Hair On The Moon?

How does an astronaut cut his hair on the moon?

Stealing A Thesaurus Joke

I was accused of stealing a thesaurus. I was not only shocked but appalled, aghast, and dismayed.

Grizzly

What do you call a Grizzly with no teeth?

Don't Eat A Dictionary

I swallowed a dictionary. It gave me the Thesaurus throat I've ever had.

Santa Sleigh

How much did Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Nacho's Favorite Dance Joke

What's a nacho's favorite dance?

Cloud Clothes Joke

What do clouds wear?

A Trees Favorite Drink Joke

What is a tree's favorite drink?

Gingerbread Man Treatment Joke

How did the gingerbread man treat his injured leg?

A Tree In The Hand Joke

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

Baby Fish Sleep Joke

Where do baby fish sleep?

Korean Martial Artist Joke

I once met a Korean martial artist who was giving away free chocolate bars. I asked him if I could take two. He said “No! You can Taekwondo.”

Halloween Vampire And Snowman Joke

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Ghost Didn't Eat His Candy Joke

Why didn't the ghost eat his candy?

Sacks Are Full Of Phones Joke

Pat is at the airport with a sack over each shoulder. When he is stopped at customs they fin that both sacks are full of mobile phones. When asked why Pat said, "Well, while I was on my travels in America, I got a phone call from my mate Mick and he told me he was starting a Jazz band and could I bring him two saxophones."

The Wrong Valentine's Day Flowers

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

Construction Bird Joke

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

Alligator Thief Joke

What do you call a thieving alligator?

My Friend David

My friend David lost his id, we now call him Dav.

String To The Game Joke

Why did the football player bring string to the game?

Tiger Stripes Joke

Why do tigers have stripes?

50 Cent Hungry Joke

What did 50 Cent do when he was hungry?

Chip Monkey Joke

What do you call a monkey who loves potato chips?

Snowmen Breakfast Joke

What do snowmen have for breakfast?

Rudolph Christmas Reminder Joke

How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?

Headless Horseman Halloween Joke

Why did the headless horseman start his own business?

Snowman 6-Pack Joke

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

Upset Toast Joke

What did the upset toast say about my compliments?

Himalayan Rabbit Stew Joke

Tonight we're having Himalayan rabbit stew for dinner. We found him-a-layan in the road.

Old Apple Joke

What do you call an old apple?

Funny Mountain Joke

What do you call a funny mountain?

Eleven Inch Pianist Joke

A man walks into a bar. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a little man, maybe a foot tall, and a little piano. He puts them both on the bar, and the little guy starts playing Mozart as the man orders his drink. The bartender says "I'm sure it's none of my business, but where did you find a little man who plays piano like that?" The guy says "There's a genie outside granting wishes, I bet he's still there if you hurry." The bartender runs outside, and moments later a bunch of ducks come in through the front door and start causing a big ruckus. The bartender says "You didn't tell me the genie was deaf, I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks." The guy says, "Do you really think I asked for an eleven-inch pianist?"

Cross Bambi And A Ghost Joke

What Do You Get If You Cross Bambi With A Ghost?

Vegetable Call A Plumber Joke

Why did the vegetable call a plumber?

Crowbar Joke

A little know fact... Before the crowbar was invented, most crows drank at home.

Jelly Fish Joke

What's in the middle of a jellyfish?

Pencil Joke

Why did the pencil go to the party?

Blue And Not Heavy Joke

What is blue and not heavy?

Pig Tug Of War Joke

What do you call two pigs playing tug of war?

Potato Day Joke

What day of the week does a potato hate the most?

Golfers Favorite Letter Joke

What's a golfer's favorite letter?

It Makes Sence Tho...

What’s Grey and not very heavy?

Robot Guacamole Joke

What do robots have with their guacamole?

Wolf Joke

When you teach a wolf to meditate he becomes aware wolf!

Group Of Baby Soldiers Joke

What do you call a group of baby soldiers?

Clone Jokes

We should ban jokes about clones... they're all the same!

Possessive Pronouns

I hate it when people don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". There stupid.

Buttcheeks Joke

Is "Buttcheeks" one word?

I Buy All My Weapons From A Guy Named T-REX Joke

I buy all my weapons from a guy named T-REX... He's a small arms dealer!

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