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Joke: A Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of 3. He said uno, dos, and poof he disappeared without a tres!
Joke: I bought a book on anti-gravity and just can't seem to put it down.
Joke: I just ate a bunch of Scrabble tiles accidentally... My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
Joke: Why do crabs never give to charity?
Joke: Poop jokes aren't my favorite kind of jokes, but they are a solid number two.
Joke: What do kangaroos wear to work?
Joke: What’s the name of the fattest knight at the Round Table?
Joke: What's a skeleton's favorite thing to order at a restaruant?
Joke: My friend has a trophy wife... Apparently, he didn't get first place.
Joke: What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?
Joke: Why did the pig hide the soap?
Joke: Dumb and Nobody are best friends. One day they decide to go for a bike ride. They start riding their bikes. Suddenly Nobody falls off his bike. Dumb calls the police and says: OH MY GOD!! Nobody fell off a bike!!! Police lady: What the heck? Are you dumb?
Joke: How much does a pirate pay for corn?
Joke: It's autumn. My wife asked me why I won't rake the leaves?. I said, "It's because they're called leaves. If they were called pick-me-ups I would pick them up, but they're called leaves so I leave them."
Joke: I'm reading a book called "Quick Money for Dummies", by Robin Banks.
Joke: How does a farmer find new cows to buy?
Joke: I buy all my weapons from a guy named T-REX... He's a small arms dealer!
Joke: Ran out of toilet paper today and now using lettuce. Today was just the tip of the iceberg, tomorrow romaines to be seen.
Joke: Just read the CEO of IKEA was appointed Prime Minister of Sweden. He's currently assembling his cabinet.
Joke: Why don't koala bears hang around other bears?