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I Buy All My Weapons From A Guy Named T-REX Joke

I buy all my weapons from a guy named T-REX... He's a small arms dealer!

Flat Earth Joke

The Flat Earth Society recently announced that they now have members all around the globe.

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Ran Out Of Toilet Paper Joke

Ran out of toilet paper today and now using lettuce. Today was just the tip of the iceberg, tomorrow romaines to be seen.

Calendar Joke

Would February March?

Koala Bear Joke

Why don't koala bears hang around other bears?

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Pirate Singers Joke

Why are pirates great singers?

Farmer Needs New Cows

How does a farmer find new cows to buy?

Pig Soap Joke

Why did the pig hide the soap?

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Falling Autumn Leaves

It's autumn. My wife asked me why I won't rake the leaves?. I said, "It's because they're called leaves. If they were called pick-me-ups I would pick them up, but they're called leaves so I leave them."

Astronaut’s Favorite Part Of A Computer

What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?

Quick Money For Dummies Joke

I'm reading a book called "Quick Money for Dummies", by Robin Banks.

IKEA Was Appointed Prime Minister Of Sweden Joke

Just read the CEO of IKEA was appointed Prime Minister of Sweden. He's currently assembling his cabinet.

Trophy Wife Joke

My friend has a trophy wife... Apparently, he didn't get first place.

How Much Does A Pirate Pay For Corn Joke

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

Dumb And Nobody

Dumb and Nobody are best friends. One day they decide to go for a bike ride. They start riding their bikes. Suddenly Nobody falls off his bike. Dumb calls the police and says: OH MY GOD!! Nobody fell off a bike!!! Police lady: What the heck? Are you dumb?

Where Do Football Players Go To Get A New Uniform Joke

Where do football players go to get a new uniform?

Fish Wearing Bowtie Joke

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Skeleton At A Restaurant Joke

What's a skeleton's favorite thing to order at a restaruant?

Fattest Knight

What’s the name of the fattest knight at the Round Table?

Kangaroo Joke

What do kangaroos wear to work?

Broom Joke

Why was the broom considered an amazing performer?

Crabs Joke

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Poop Joke

Poop jokes aren't my favorite kind of jokes, but they are a solid number two.

Anti-Gravity Joke

I bought a book on anti-gravity and just can't seem to put it down.

Ghost Day Car Joke

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

I Just Ate A Bunch Of Scrabble Tiles Joke

I just ate a bunch of Scrabble tiles accidentally... My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

Cat Vs Comma Joke

What is the difference between a cat and a comma?

A Mexican Magician Joke

A Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of 3. He said uno, dos, and poof he disappeared without a tres!

Cow With No Legs Joke

What do you call a cow with no legs?

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