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Joke Count: 1231
Quarantine
Joke:
Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
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So Many Stupid People
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Seriously, I don't know when exactly that UFO landed and dumped all these stupid people, but they apparently aren't coming back for them!
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Paleontologists Joke
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Paleontologists are having a party to celebrate unearthing the largest ever dinosaur tibia... It's going to be quite the dinosaur shin-dig.
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Science Book Joke
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Why were the two science books holding hands?
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Marketing Joke
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Why don't marketers like trampolines?
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Group Of Lions Marching Joke
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What do you call a group of lions marching in the savannah?
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Happy Dwarf Joke
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Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
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Indian Pun
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Why were the Indians here first?
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One More Bad Decision
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I'm pretty sure I only need one more bad decision and I'll have the whole set.
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Caught Sleeping On The Job
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If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say "In Jesus Name, Amen"
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Two Blonds Unlocking The Car
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Two blonds are trying to unlock their car. The first blond tries to unlock it with a coat hanger. The second blond says, "Hurry up it's starting to rain and the top's down!"
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Conspiracy Theorist Bar Joke
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Two conspiracy theorist walk into a bar... Or do they.
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Why Is Z The Best Letter In The Alphabet Joke
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Why is Z the best letter in the alphabet?
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What Kind Of Key Opens A Haunted House?
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What kind of key opens a haunted house?
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Time To Stop Drinking Wine Joke
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You know when it's time to cut back on you're wine intake when your doctor tells you, "Your blood type is Chardonn-A positive."
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How To Make A Blonde Laugh
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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
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Wine Workout
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Did you know that fourteen muscles are activated when you open a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion.
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Cold Book Joke
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What did the cold book do?
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Black Cat Bad Luck Joke
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
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What Would Jesus Do?
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I found $20 in a parking lot and thought to myself, What would Jesus do?
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Midnight Snack
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I woke up to drink some water in the middle of the night and I accidentally ate a whole pizza and cheesecake.
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Ipad Thief Joke
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The guy who stole my iPad... He should FaceTime!
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Run Fast In New Shoes Joke
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Not a single person asked me if I could run fast in my new shoes today. Being an adult is stupid!
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Right Or Wrong
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I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong!
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Taco Tuesday Joke
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Seven days without a taco makes Juan weak!
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Stuck In A Corner
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What stays in one corner but goes all over the US?
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Weight Loss
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I bet you would be very motivated to lose weight if it went to somebody you didn't like.
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Organized Crime Joke
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Son, "Dad, I'm considering a career in organized crime." Dad, "Government or private sector?"
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Idiocracy President Camacho Quote #3
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So you're smart, huh? I thought your head would be bigger. - President Camacho
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Gilligan Knew Better
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Even on Gilligan's Island they listened to the professor not the 'millionaire'.
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