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Joke Count: 1229
Two Blonds Unlocking The Car
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Two blonds are trying to unlock their car. The first blond tries to unlock it with a coat hanger. The second blond says, "Hurry up it's starting to rain and the top's down!"
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Phone Call In Middle Of The Night Joke
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A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies, "How am I supposed to know? We're 200 miles inland!" and hangs up. Her husband rolls over and asks, "Sweetheart, who was that?" "I don’t know, some dumb woman asking if the coast is clear."
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Fireman Joke
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Little old lady calls the fire department, screams, come quick, my house is on fire! Man says, how do we get there? She says, don't y'all still have those big red trucks?
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Another COVID Joke
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I went outside to check on my plants. I felt something cold and wet on my arm. I looked down and say a mosquito using a wet wipe before it bit me!
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Why Do You Still Carry A Comb?
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I shaved my head when I started going bald years ago, but I still carry a comb... I just can’t part with it.
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What Kind Of Key Opens A Haunted House?
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What kind of key opens a haunted house?
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How To Make A Blonde Laugh
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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
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Wine Workout
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Did you know that fourteen muscles are activated when you open a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion.
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Good Signs
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A smile is a sign of joy, a hug is a sign of love, a laugh is a sign of happiness, and a friend like me, well, that's a sign of good taste.
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Female Pharmacist
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A man enters a pharmacy and quietly walks around for a minute or two, then finally approaches the lady behind the counter. "May I speak to the pharmacist, please?", he asks. The lady responds, "I am the pharmacist." The man asks if there is a male pharmacist, and the lady pharmacist responds, "No, but please don't be concerned, I have been a pharmacist, and my sister and I have owned this pharmacy, for many years, and there is nothing you could ask that would be embarrassing to us. "Well . . ", the man hesitantly says, "I have this problem . . . I have a perpetual erection, and I was wondering what you could give me for it." The pharmacist responds, "Let me discuss this with my sister, I'll be back in a couple of minutes." After a few minutes, the pharmacist returns and says, "My sister and I have given it much thought and have decided that the best we could do is $20,000 and half of the business."
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Santa Claus Pun
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I never really believed in Santa, always was a rebel without a claus.
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Cold Book Joke
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What did the cold book do?
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Black Cat Bad Luck Joke
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
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Alexa Knows
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"Alexa, where's my dad?" Alexa, "Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas." "Ha! Gotcha, my dad is sitting right next to me." Alexa, "Your mom's husband is sitting right next to you. Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas."
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So Many Stupid People
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Seriously, I don't know when exactly that UFO landed and dumped all these stupid people, but they apparently aren't coming back for them!
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Mindreaders
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Here's a question for all you mindreader's out there.
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Midnight Snack
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I woke up to drink some water in the middle of the night and I accidentally ate a whole pizza and cheesecake.
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Religious Right?
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The religious right is neither.
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Group Of Lions Marching Joke
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What do you call a group of lions marching in the savannah?
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One More Bad Decision
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I'm pretty sure I only need one more bad decision and I'll have the whole set.
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Organized Crime Joke
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Son, "Dad, I'm considering a career in organized crime." Dad, "Government or private sector?"
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Idiocracy President Camacho Quote #3
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So you're smart, huh? I thought your head would be bigger. - President Camacho
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Conspiracy Theorist Bar Joke
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Two conspiracy theorist walk into a bar... Or do they.
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Why Is Z The Best Letter In The Alphabet Joke
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Why is Z the best letter in the alphabet?
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Blonde Teacher
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What did the blonde teacher do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?
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A Blonde Covering Her Ears
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What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
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Skeleton Go To School Joke
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Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?
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Where Does Dracula Get His Hair Cut Joke
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Where does Dracula get his hair cut?
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Drink Whiskey
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Some very sad news. My relationship with whiskey is on the rocks.
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Ipad Thief Joke
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The guy who stole my iPad... He should FaceTime!
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