The Joker

Question 1

Happy Dwarf Joke

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.

Question 2

Taco Tuesday Joke

Seven days without a taco makes Juan weak!

Question 3

Caught Sleeping On The Job

If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say "In Jesus Name, Amen"

Question 4

Two Blonds Unlocking The Car

Two blonds are trying to unlock their car. The first blond tries to unlock it with a coat hanger. The second blond says, "Hurry up it's starting to rain and the top's down!"

Question 5

Conspiracy Theorist Bar Joke

Two conspiracy theorist walk into a bar... Or do they.

Question 6

Why Is Z The Best Letter In The Alphabet Joke

Why is Z the best letter in the alphabet?

Question 7

Time To Stop Drinking Wine Joke

You know when it's time to cut back on you're wine intake when your doctor tells you, "Your blood type is Chardonn-A positive."

Question 8

How To Make A Blonde Laugh

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Question 9

Female Pharmacist

A man enters a pharmacy and quietly walks around for a minute or two, then finally approaches the lady behind the counter. "May I speak to the pharmacist, please?", he asks. The lady responds, "I am the pharmacist." The man asks if there is a male pharmacist, and the lady pharmacist responds, "No, but please don't be concerned, I have been a pharmacist, and my sister and I have owned this pharmacy, for many years, and there is nothing you could ask that would be embarrassing to us. "Well . . ", the man hesitantly says, "I have this problem . . . I have a perpetual erection, and I was wondering what you could give me for it." The pharmacist responds, "Let me discuss this with my sister, I'll be back in a couple of minutes." After a few minutes, the pharmacist returns and says, "My sister and I have given it much thought and have decided that the best we could do is $20,000 and half of the business."

Question 10

Cold Book Joke

What did the cold book do?

Question 11

What Would Jesus Do?

I found $20 in a parking lot and thought to myself, What would Jesus do?

Question 12

Quarantine

Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.

Question 13

So Many Stupid People

Seriously, I don't know when exactly that UFO landed and dumped all these stupid people, but they apparently aren't coming back for them!

Question 14

Rich Rabbit Joke

What do you call a bunny rabbit with a lot of money?

Question 15

Ipad Thief Joke

The guy who stole my iPad... He should FaceTime!

Question 16

Stuck In A Corner

What stays in one corner but goes all over the US?

Question 17

Indian Pun

Why were the Indians here first?

Question 18

One More Bad Decision

I'm pretty sure I only need one more bad decision and I'll have the whole set.

Question 19

Organized Crime Joke

Son, "Dad, I'm considering a career in organized crime." Dad, "Government or private sector?"

Question 20

Idiocracy President Camacho Quote #3

So you're smart, huh? I thought your head would be bigger. - President Camacho

Question 21

Husband's Birthday

A wife treats her husband by taking him to a strip club for his birthday... At the club, the doorman says, "Hi Jim, how are you?" The wife asks, "How does he know you?" Jim says, "Oh dear, I play football with him." Inside the bartender says, "The usual, Jim?" Jim says to his wife, "Before you say anything, he's on the darts team." Next, a stripper says, "Hi Jim! Do you crave the special again?" The wife storms out dragon Jim with her and jumps into a taxi. The taxi driver says, "Hey Jimmy Boy, you picked up an ugly one this time!..." Jim's funeral is Sunday!

Question 22

She's A Keeper!

A note from my wife. "Hey Sweetie, I'm at work. Dinner is on the stove, you only have to light it, the gas is already turned on. Love you XOXO!

Question 23

A Blonde Covering Her Ears

What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Question 24

Good Signs

A smile is a sign of joy, a hug is a sign of love, a laugh is a sign of happiness, and a friend like me, well, that's a sign of good taste.

Question 25

Where Does Dracula Get His Hair Cut Joke

Where does Dracula get his hair cut?

Question 26

Monsters Favorite Play Joke

What's a monster's favorite play?

Question 27

Drink Whiskey

Some very sad news. My relationship with whiskey is on the rocks.

Question 28

Midnight Snack

I woke up to drink some water in the middle of the night and I accidentally ate a whole pizza and cheesecake.

Question 29

Run Fast In New Shoes Joke

Not a single person asked me if I could run fast in my new shoes today. Being an adult is stupid!

Question 30

Kidnapped By Mimes Joke

I was kidnapped by mimes... They did unspeakable things to me.

The Joker

Happy Dwarf Joke

Taco Tuesday Joke

Caught Sleeping On The Job

Two Blonds Unlocking The Car

Conspiracy Theorist Bar Joke

Why Is Z The Best Letter In The Alphabet Joke

Time To Stop Drinking Wine Joke

How To Make A Blonde Laugh

Female Pharmacist

Cold Book Joke

What Would Jesus Do?

Quarantine

So Many Stupid People

Rich Rabbit Joke

Ipad Thief Joke

Stuck In A Corner

Indian Pun

One More Bad Decision

Organized Crime Joke

Idiocracy President Camacho Quote #3

Husband's Birthday

She's A Keeper!

A Blonde Covering Her Ears

Good Signs

Where Does Dracula Get His Hair Cut Joke

Monsters Favorite Play Joke

Drink Whiskey

Midnight Snack

Run Fast In New Shoes Joke

Kidnapped By Mimes Joke

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