The Joker

Question 1

Sheep Exercise Joke

What exercise do sheep do everyday to stay fit?

Question 2

How Do You Get A Squirrel To Love You Joke

Question 3

How To Avoid A Shark Attack

I was watching a show called "Ten ways to avoid a shark attack". I was really surprised that "Stay out of the water" wasn't #1.

Question 4

Why Couldn't The Pony Sing?

Why couldn't the pony sing?

Question 5

Dinosaurs Floors Joke

What do dinosaurs use on the floors of their kitchens?

Question 6

Dalmatian Hide And Seek Joke

Why are dalmatians bad at hide and seek?

Question 7

Crying Strawberry Joke

Why was the strawberry crying?

Question 8

Flag And Flagpole Joke

What did the flag say to the flagpole?

Question 9

Dog With Rubber Leg Joke

Once there was a dog who had lost his back leg in an accident. This leg was replaced with a rubber one. Unfortunately, one day he started scratching all his body with the rubber leg, and he disappeared...

Question 10

Beethoven's Chickens

Why did Beethoven get rid of all his chickens?

Question 11

Pirate Playing Cards

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Question 12

A Scotsman And His Wife

A Scotsman and his wife walk past a swanky new restaurant. "Did you smell that food?" she asked. "It smells absolutely incredible!" Being a 'kind-hearted Scotsman', he thought, "What the hell..., I'll treat her!" So, they walked past it again.

Question 13

Stupid People Joke

Stupid people are like glow sticks. I want to snap them and shake the crap out of them until the light comes on!

Question 14

Not Scared Of The Devil

The devil shows up in a church and everyone runs out but an old man. The devil says, "Why don't you run, aren't you afraid of me?" The old man replies, "Nope, I'm married to your sister!"

Question 15

Hide The Easter Egg Joke

Why did the Easter Egg hide?

Question 16

Why Are Vampires Afraid Of Cows?

Why are vampires afraid of cows?

Question 17

Romantic Dinner

A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands. The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the man slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman stared straight ahead. The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman stared straight ahead. The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risqué and that it might offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began by saying to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."The woman calmly looked up at her and said, "No, he didn't. He just walked in the door."

Question 18

Pig Nose Joke

What do you get when you pick a pig's nose?

Question 19

What Is A Police Officer's Favorite Sweater Joke

What is a police officer's favorite sweater?

Question 20

What Did Batman Do In The Bathroom Joke

What did Batman do in the bathroom?

Question 21

Dirty Rabbit Joke

So I woke up and my dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit's not bloody, just dirty. My neighbor's kids raise blue-ribbon rabbits. I instantly knew it was one of theirs. ???? I took the rabbit away from my dog, rushed inside, and washed all the dirt off it before my neighbors could come home. It was stiff but I heard some animals play dead when they are afraid but I couldn't remember which ones. I took it and placed it back in one of the cages in their back yard then I ZOOMED back home. (Don't judge me ????) Not 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors screaming so I go out and ask them what's wrong? They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage.

Question 22

Tacos Vs Skinny Joke

If you had to choose between eating tacos everyday or being skinny for the rest of your life - would you choose hard or soft tacos?

Question 23

Twelve Inch King Joke

Once upon a time there was a king who was only twelve inches tall. He was a terrible king, but he made a great ruler.

Question 24

Dracula Joke

I’ve started my new job at the toy warehouse. There are only two of us that work on a production line for Dracula figures. I have to make every second count.

Question 25

Vegetarian Joke

My neighbor told me he is a vegetarian.⁠.. I told him I thought that was a big missed steak.⁠

Question 26

Cell Phones Joke

I finally realized it. People are prisoners of their phones... that's why they are called Cell Phones!

Question 27

Why Did The Kitten Smell So Good?

Why did the kitten smell so good?

Question 28

Dog Chasing Tail Joke

I watch my dog chase his tail for five minutes and thought, "Wow! Dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized, I just watched my dog chase his tail for five minutes.

Question 29

All Grown Up

I'm a grown up... I groan when I get up!

Question 30

Gas Station Air Joke

When I was young, air at gas stations was free. Now they charge $1.50... That's inflation for you!

The Joker

Sheep Exercise Joke

How Do You Get A Squirrel To Love You Joke

How To Avoid A Shark Attack

Why Couldn't The Pony Sing?

Dinosaurs Floors Joke

Dalmatian Hide And Seek Joke

Crying Strawberry Joke

Flag And Flagpole Joke

Dog With Rubber Leg Joke

Beethoven's Chickens

Pirate Playing Cards

A Scotsman And His Wife

Stupid People Joke

Not Scared Of The Devil

Hide The Easter Egg Joke

Why Are Vampires Afraid Of Cows?

Romantic Dinner

Pig Nose Joke

What Is A Police Officer's Favorite Sweater Joke

What Did Batman Do In The Bathroom Joke

Dirty Rabbit Joke

Tacos Vs Skinny Joke

Twelve Inch King Joke

Dracula Joke

Vegetarian Joke

Cell Phones Joke

Why Did The Kitten Smell So Good?

Dog Chasing Tail Joke

All Grown Up

Gas Station Air Joke

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