The Joker

Question 1

Gas Station Air Joke

When I was young, air at gas stations was free. Now they charge $1.50... That's inflation for you!

Question 2

Blonde Without Electricity Joke.

A blonde thinking to herself, "If it wasn't for the man who discovered electricity, we'd all be watching TV by candlelight."

Question 3

Plastic Surgery Joke

Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject? Now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

Question 4

You Don't Listen

My wife just stopped and said, "You weren't listening were you?" I thought, "That's a pretty weird way to start a conversation."

Question 5

I Respect Giraffe’s Joke

I respect giraffe’s... They’re an animal I can look up to.

Question 6

What Do Lemons Say When They Answer The Telephone?

What do lemons say when they answer the telephone?

Question 7

Coworker Joke

Coworkers are like Christmas lights. They hang together, half of them don't work and the other half aren't so bright.

Question 8

Circus Fire Joke

Did you hear about the circus fire?

Question 9

Ghost's Favorite Dessert Halloween Joke

What's a ghosts favorite dessert?

Question 10

Ghost Wife Halloween Joke

What did the ghost say to his wife?

Question 11

Mummy Halloween Joke

Why don't mummies take time off?

Question 12

Lion In My Closet

I asked the lion in my wardrobe what he was doing there. He said Narnia business.

Question 13

Monster School Menu Joke

What's on the lunch menu at Monster School?

Question 14

Crazy Guy In Jungle Pun

How did the crazy guy get through the jungle? He took a psycho path.

Question 15

A Pirate Goes To A Doctor

A pirate goes to the doctor's and says, "I have moles on my back!" The Doctor: "It’s ok, they're benign." Pirate: "Count again! I think there be ten!"

Question 16

Demon Breakfast Joke

What do demons eat for breakfast?

Question 17

Golf And Sex

What do sex and golf have in common?

Question 18

Sitting Alone On A Bench Joke

Whenever I'm sitting on a bench all by myself and someone I don't know sits beside me I just look straight forward and ask, "Did you bring the money?"

Question 19

Easter Bunny Hair Joke

How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so good?

Question 20

Dogs Like Cell Phone Joke

Why are dogs like cell phones?

Question 21

Dancing Shoes

I drank so much wine last night, when I walked across the dance floor to get another glass, I won the dance competition.

Question 22

Elders' Joke

Grandma and grandpa where watching healing service on TV. The Pastor told all who wanted to be healed to put on hand on the TV and the other hand on a body part that wanted healing. Grandma slowly put one hand on the TV and the other on her arthritic shoulder. Grandpa too got up, put one hand on the TV and the other on his private parts. Grandma looked at him and says... "Dear, I guess you just don't get it do you? The purpose is to heal the sick NOT to raise the dead"!

Question 23

Zombies New House Joke

Why didn't the zombie like his new house?

Question 24

Soccer Joke

I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport... I do it for the kicks!

Question 25

Jack-o-lantern And A Pumpkin Joke

What did the Jack-O-Lantern say to the pumpkin?

Question 26

Boat Captain IRS Audit

The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn’t paying proper wages to his deckhands and sent an agent to investigate him. IRS Auditor asks "I need to talk with you about your employees and how much you pay them". Boat Capitan responds "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for about 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board". IRS auditor "That's fair, so who is the other guy on the boat that I see in your records. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the workaround here and only makes about $10 per week and it says you buy him a bottle of Bacardi and a twelve-pack once a week too. Also says he gets to sleep with your wife occasionally?" the IRS Auditor says "That's the guy we want to talk to". The Boat Capitan replies "That would be me, what do you to know?"

Question 27

Broken Tomato Joke

How do you fix a broken tomato?

Question 28

Gang Of Ghosts Joke

What do you call a gang of ghosts?

Question 29

Time Vs Money

The biggest difference between time and money: You always know how much money you have but you never know how much time you have.

Question 30

Livestock Favorite Math Tool

What is a livestock's favorite math tool?

The Joker

Gas Station Air Joke

Blonde Without Electricity Joke.

Plastic Surgery Joke

You Don't Listen

I Respect Giraffe’s Joke

What Do Lemons Say When They Answer The Telephone?

Coworker Joke

Circus Fire Joke

Ghost's Favorite Dessert Halloween Joke

Ghost Wife Halloween Joke

Mummy Halloween Joke

Lion In My Closet

Monster School Menu Joke

Crazy Guy In Jungle Pun

A Pirate Goes To A Doctor

Demon Breakfast Joke

Golf And Sex

Sitting Alone On A Bench Joke

Easter Bunny Hair Joke

Dogs Like Cell Phone Joke

Dancing Shoes

Elders' Joke

Zombies New House Joke

Soccer Joke

Jack-o-lantern And A Pumpkin Joke

Boat Captain IRS Audit

Broken Tomato Joke

Gang Of Ghosts Joke

Time Vs Money

Livestock Favorite Math Tool

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