The Joker

Joke Count: 1231

Make A Pirate Mad Joke

How to you make a Pirate mad?

A Maturing Joke

When does a joke become a dad joke?

Gas Station Air Joke

When I was young, air at gas stations was free. Now they charge $1.50... That's inflation for you!

Woman And Men Joke

Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men actually spend thinking.

It's All In Your Head Joke

Your mind is a garden. Your thoughts are the seeds. You can grow flowers or you can grow weeds!

Plastic Surgery Joke

Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject? Now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

Fear Of Speed Bumps

I have a fear of speed bumps... I'm slowly getting over it.

Two Brooms Getting Married Joke

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while, they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom and the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the wedding giddier, the bride broom leaned over and said to the groom broom, "I think I am going to have a little broom." "Impossible!" said the groom broom. "We haven't even swept together yet!"

Coworker Joke

Coworkers are like Christmas lights. They hang together, half of them don't work and the other half aren't so bright.

Circus Fire Joke

Did you hear about the circus fire?

Did You Hear About The Kidnapping At The School Joke

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the School?

Blonde X-Ray

Doctor, "I'm just waiting for your x-ray." Blonde, "But I never dated anyone named Ray." Doctor, "And we might do a brain scan."

Ghost's Favorite Dessert Halloween Joke

What's a ghosts favorite dessert?

Ghost Wife Halloween Joke

What did the ghost say to his wife?

Mummy Halloween Joke

Why don't mummies take time off?

Snail Mugged By Turtles Joke

A snail gets mugged by a couple turtles and when the cops asked him for a description of the turtles he told them "I don't know, it all happened so fast"

Lion In My Closet

I asked the lion in my wardrobe what he was doing there. He said Narnia business.

Monster School Menu Joke

What's on the lunch menu at Monster School?

Horoscope Joke

My wife left me because of my obsession with horoscopes...it Taurus apart.

Crazy Guy In Jungle Pun

How did the crazy guy get through the jungle? He took a psycho path.

A Pirate Goes To A Doctor

A pirate goes to the doctor's and says, "I have moles on my back!" The Doctor: "It’s ok, they're benign." Pirate: "Count again! I think there be ten!"

Demon Breakfast Joke

What do demons eat for breakfast?

Golf And Sex

What do sex and golf have in common?

King Pencil Joke

Who's the king of the pencil case?

Sitting Alone On A Bench Joke

Whenever I'm sitting on a bench all by myself and someone I don't know sits beside me I just look straight forward and ask, "Did you bring the money?"

Easter Bunny Hair Joke

How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so good?

Dogs Like Cell Phone Joke

Why are dogs like cell phones?

Zombies New House Joke

Why didn't the zombie like his new house?

Soccer Joke

I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport... I do it for the kicks!

Jack-o-lantern And A Pumpkin Joke

What did the Jack-O-Lantern say to the pumpkin?

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