The Joker

Question 1

Definition Of A Stalker

The definition of a stalker is when two people go on a long romantic walk together but only one really knows about it.

Question 2

Four Leaf Clover Joke

What do you get when you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?

Question 3

Valentines Day Joke

What did one penny say to the other penny on Valentine's day?

Question 4

Mickey And Minne Mouse Divorce

I understand that Mickey and Minne Mouse are getting a divorce. When the judge asked Mickey why he wants to divorce Minnie and he merely replied..."she's f*cking goofy"

Question 5

What Did One Boat Say To The Other Boat On Valentines Day?

What did one boat say to the other?

Question 6

Ants In Your Pants

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Question 7

Three Men Die In A Car Crash Joke

After dying in a car crash, three friends went to Heaven for an orientation session. They were all asked the same question: When you were in your casket and your family and friends were mourning over you, what would you like to hear when they talk about you? The first guy responded: "I would like to hear them say that I was one of the greatest doctors of my time and a great family man." The second guy said: "I would love to hear that I was a wonderful husband and a school teacher who made a huge difference in the children of tomorrow" Then the third guy thought for a while and then replied: "I guess I'd like to hear them say: 'Look.. he's moving"

Question 8

A Blonde Prays To Win The Lottery Joke

A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. "Dear Lord," she prays, "if I don't get some cash, I’m gonna lose everything. Please let me win the lottery." Lottery night comes, but the blonde doesn't win. She prays even harder, saying, "God, why have you forsaken me? My children are starving. Please just let me win this once." Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light, and the blonde hears God speak. "Sweetheart, work with me on this," he says. "Buy a ticket."

Question 9

Rasin Date Joke

Why did the raisin go out with the prune?

Question 10

Other Side Of The Lake Joke

Standing on the edge of the lake, someone shouted across "How do you get to the other side?"

Question 11

Used Grapes Jokes

If you advertise used grapes... Is that raisin awareness?

Question 12

If You Love Someone Joke

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, it means nobody else wanted them. Set them free again.

Question 13

Caveman Valentine’s Day

What does a caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Question 14

Scrabble Tiles Joke

Did you hear about the dog that ate the Scrabble tiles?

Question 15

An Avocado In Church Joke

What do you call an avocado in church?

Question 16

Pastry Chef Love Joke

Why shouldn't you fall in love with a pastry chef?

Question 17

Bosses And Diapers

Bosses are like diapers. Full of shit and all over your ass!

Question 18

Camping Sex

What is sex like when you're camping?

Question 19

What Did The Turkey Say To The Computer Joke

What did the turkey say to the computer?

Question 20

Laundry Joke

Laundry: Washing - 30 minutes, drying - 60 minutes, putting away - 7 to 10 business days.

Question 21

Nice Lawn Joke

I have a chicken-proof lawn... It's impeckable!

Question 22

Comedic Dreams

Always wanted to be a comedian but everyone just laughed at me!

Question 23

Blood Pun

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type O.

Question 24

How Many Feet In A Yard

How many feet are in a yard?

Question 25

Pregnancy Test

I was shopping in a large pharmacy and asked one of the wandering assistants, "Excuse me, where can I find a pregnancy test?" "No problem," he said. "They're right beside the condoms." I said, "Id I knew where the condoms were I wouldn't need a pregnancy test."

Question 26

Exorcist Joke

If you don't pay your exorcist do you get repossessed?

Question 27

Handy Man Joke

I hired a handy man and gave home a list of jobs to do. When I got home, only #1, #3 and #5 were done. Turns out he only does odd jobs.

Question 28

Insurance Policy Joke

I’ve just checked my home insurance policy and apparently if my duvet is stolen in the middle of the night, I’m not covered.

Question 29

What Did Chris Rock Find On His Face After The Oscars?

What did Chris Rock find on his face after the Oscars?

Question 30

Coming Home From Business Trip Joke

A mother-in-law arrives home from the mall to find her son-in-law boiling angry and hurriedly packing his suitcase. "What happened?", she asks anxiously. "What happened! I'll tell you what happened. I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my business trip. I get home, and guess what I found? Yes, your daughter, my wife, with a guy in our bed! This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!" "Calm down, calm down!" says his mother-in-law. "There is something very odd going on here. My daughter would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened." Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile. "I told you there must be a simple explanation... she didn't get the email."

The Joker

Definition Of A Stalker

Four Leaf Clover Joke

Valentines Day Joke

Mickey And Minne Mouse Divorce

What Did One Boat Say To The Other Boat On Valentines Day?

Ants In Your Pants

Three Men Die In A Car Crash Joke

A Blonde Prays To Win The Lottery Joke

Rasin Date Joke

Other Side Of The Lake Joke

Used Grapes Jokes

If You Love Someone Joke

Caveman Valentine’s Day

Scrabble Tiles Joke

An Avocado In Church Joke

Pastry Chef Love Joke

Bosses And Diapers

Camping Sex

What Did The Turkey Say To The Computer Joke

Laundry Joke

Nice Lawn Joke

Comedic Dreams

Blood Pun

How Many Feet In A Yard

Pregnancy Test

Exorcist Joke

Handy Man Joke

Insurance Policy Joke

What Did Chris Rock Find On His Face After The Oscars?

Coming Home From Business Trip Joke

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