The Joker

Question 1

Menopause Joke

It's called menopause for a reason. Men should pause before they speak.

Question 2

Hitchhiker Joke

Picked up a hitchhiker. Seemed like a nice guy. After a few miles, he asked me if I wasn't afraid that he might be a serial killer? I told him the odds of two serial killer being in the same car were extremely unlikely.

Question 3

Talking To Myself Joke

If you see me talking to myself, just move along. I'm self-employed and we're having a staff meeting.

Question 4

Leather And Sounds Like A Sneeze Joke

What is made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

Question 5

Serving Size

I was born a boy, but according to Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, I am a family of four.

Question 6

Trees Surfing The Internet

How do trees access the internet?

Question 7

Halloween Skeleton Joke

How much does a skeleton weigh?

Question 8

Dart Board

My brother mounted a dartboard on the ceiling of his man cave. This made me throw up.

Question 9

Two Guys In A Bar Joke

Two guys are sitting together in a bar. One guy starts yelling at the other one. He screams, "I slept with your mother!" The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other guy will do. The first guy yells out again, "HEY...I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!" The other guy just looks at him and says, "Go home dad, you’re drunk."

Question 10

Octopus Laugh Joke

How do you make an octopus laugh?

Question 11

Alien In Garden Joke

What did the alien in the garden say?

Question 12

How To Become A Millionaire

Hugh Hefner became a multi-millionaire staying home in his pajamas. I'm not having the same results.

Question 13

Rope Walks In Bar Pun

A piece of rope walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender tells him they don't serve string in his bar and to get out. The rope goes outside messes up his hair, ties himself up, and walks back into the bar. The bartender sees him and says "aren't you the rope that was just in here"? The rope responds "not me, I'm a frayed not".

Question 14

Career Choices

As I get older and I remember all the people I've lost along the way, I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me.

Question 15

Dad Bod Joke

Hey, that's not a dad bod... It's a father figure!

Question 16

Dwarf Prisoner Joke

I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall!

Question 17

Quiet Mind

My mind is exceptionally quiet... I'm suspicious that I'm up to something I don't want myself to know about.

Question 18

Know The Lyrics

I hate when I'm singing along to a song and the artist gets the lyrics wrong...

Question 19

Strong Mountain Joke

Why can't a mountain get stronger?

Question 20

Thin Line Joke

There is a thin line between a numerator and a denominator... And only a fraction of people can understand that.

Question 21

What The Difference Between A Ritz Cracker And A Lesbian Joke

What the difference between a Ritz Cracker and a lesbian?

Question 22

How Many Flies Joke

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

Question 23

Four Leaf Clover Joke

What do you get when you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?

Question 24

Mickey And Minne Mouse Divorce

I understand that Mickey and Minne Mouse are getting a divorce. When the judge asked Mickey why he wants to divorce Minnie and he merely replied..."she's f*cking goofy"

Question 25

Gold Digger Joke

A 65 year old millionaire has married a beautiful 23 old model, You crafty old devil, says his friend, How did you manage to get a lovely wife like that? Easy, replies the millionaire, I told her I was 95...

Question 26

Three Men Die In A Car Crash Joke

After dying in a car crash, three friends went to Heaven for an orientation session. They were all asked the same question: When you were in your casket and your family and friends were mourning over you, what would you like to hear when they talk about you? The first guy responded: "I would like to hear them say that I was one of the greatest doctors of my time and a great family man." The second guy said: "I would love to hear that I was a wonderful husband and a school teacher who made a huge difference in the children of tomorrow" Then the third guy thought for a while and then replied: "I guess I'd like to hear them say: 'Look.. he's moving"

Question 27

Dancers Change A Light Bulb Joke

How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Question 28

A Blonde Prays To Win The Lottery Joke

A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. "Dear Lord," she prays, "if I don't get some cash, I’m gonna lose everything. Please let me win the lottery." Lottery night comes, but the blonde doesn't win. She prays even harder, saying, "God, why have you forsaken me? My children are starving. Please just let me win this once." Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light, and the blonde hears God speak. "Sweetheart, work with me on this," he says. "Buy a ticket."

Question 29

Rasin Date Joke

Why did the raisin go out with the prune?

Question 30

Other Side Of The Lake Joke

Standing on the edge of the lake, someone shouted across "How do you get to the other side?"

The Joker

Menopause Joke

Hitchhiker Joke

Talking To Myself Joke

Leather And Sounds Like A Sneeze Joke

Serving Size

Trees Surfing The Internet

Halloween Skeleton Joke

Dart Board

Two Guys In A Bar Joke

Octopus Laugh Joke

Alien In Garden Joke

How To Become A Millionaire

Rope Walks In Bar Pun

Career Choices

Dad Bod Joke

Dwarf Prisoner Joke

Quiet Mind

Know The Lyrics

Strong Mountain Joke

Thin Line Joke

What The Difference Between A Ritz Cracker And A Lesbian Joke

How Many Flies Joke

Four Leaf Clover Joke

Mickey And Minne Mouse Divorce

Gold Digger Joke

Three Men Die In A Car Crash Joke

Dancers Change A Light Bulb Joke

A Blonde Prays To Win The Lottery Joke

Rasin Date Joke

Other Side Of The Lake Joke

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