The Joker

Question 1

Dachshund And The Cowboy Pun

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund? So he could get a long little doggie.

Question 2

Irish Furniture Pun

Question 3

Box Of Tampons Joke

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons, and proceeded to the checkout counter. The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?' 'Eight', the boy replied. The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?' The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four "Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin. "Yeah." the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you can swim, play tennis and even ride a bike. Right now, he can't do none of those."

Question 4

Road Worker Stealing Pun

I never really wanted to believe that my friend, a road worker, was stealing from his job but when I went to his house there they were. I should have known, all the signs were right there.

Question 5

What The Difference Between A Ritz Cracker And A Lesbian Joke

What the difference between a Ritz Cracker and a lesbian?

Question 6

Definition Of A Stalker

The definition of a stalker is when two people go on a long romantic walk together but only one really knows about it.

Question 7

Four Leaf Clover Joke

What do you get when you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?

Question 8

Valentines Day Joke

What did one penny say to the other penny on Valentine's day?

Question 9

Mickey And Minne Mouse Divorce

I understand that Mickey and Minne Mouse are getting a divorce. When the judge asked Mickey why he wants to divorce Minnie and he merely replied..."she's f*cking goofy"

Question 10

What Did One Boat Say To The Other Boat On Valentines Day?

What did one boat say to the other?

Question 11

Ants In Your Pants

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Question 12

Three Men Die In A Car Crash Joke

After dying in a car crash, three friends went to Heaven for an orientation session. They were all asked the same question: When you were in your casket and your family and friends were mourning over you, what would you like to hear when they talk about you? The first guy responded: "I would like to hear them say that I was one of the greatest doctors of my time and a great family man." The second guy said: "I would love to hear that I was a wonderful husband and a school teacher who made a huge difference in the children of tomorrow" Then the third guy thought for a while and then replied: "I guess I'd like to hear them say: 'Look.. he's moving"

Question 13

A Blonde Prays To Win The Lottery Joke

A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. "Dear Lord," she prays, "if I don't get some cash, I’m gonna lose everything. Please let me win the lottery." Lottery night comes, but the blonde doesn't win. She prays even harder, saying, "God, why have you forsaken me? My children are starving. Please just let me win this once." Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light, and the blonde hears God speak. "Sweetheart, work with me on this," he says. "Buy a ticket."

Question 14

Rasin Date Joke

Why did the raisin go out with the prune?

Question 15

Other Side Of The Lake Joke

Standing on the edge of the lake, someone shouted across "How do you get to the other side?"

Question 16

Used Grapes Jokes

If you advertise used grapes... Is that raisin awareness?

Question 17

If You Love Someone Joke

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, it means nobody else wanted them. Set them free again.

Question 18

Scrabble Tiles Joke

Did you hear about the dog that ate the Scrabble tiles?

Question 19

An Avocado In Church Joke

What do you call an avocado in church?

Question 20

Pastry Chef Love Joke

Why shouldn't you fall in love with a pastry chef?

Question 21

Bosses And Diapers

Bosses are like diapers. Full of shit and all over your ass!

Question 22

Camping Sex

What is sex like when you're camping?

Question 23

What Did The Turkey Say To The Computer Joke

What did the turkey say to the computer?

Question 24

Laundry Joke

Laundry: Washing - 30 minutes, drying - 60 minutes, putting away - 7 to 10 business days.

Question 25

Nice Lawn Joke

I have a chicken-proof lawn... It's impeckable!

Question 26

Comedic Dreams

Always wanted to be a comedian but everyone just laughed at me!

Question 27

Blood Pun

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type O.

Question 28

How Many Feet In A Yard

How many feet are in a yard?

Question 29

Pregnancy Test

I was shopping in a large pharmacy and asked one of the wandering assistants, "Excuse me, where can I find a pregnancy test?" "No problem," he said. "They're right beside the condoms." I said, "Id I knew where the condoms were I wouldn't need a pregnancy test."

Question 30

Exorcist Joke

If you don't pay your exorcist do you get repossessed?

The Joker

Dachshund And The Cowboy Pun

Irish Furniture Pun

Box Of Tampons Joke

Road Worker Stealing Pun

What The Difference Between A Ritz Cracker And A Lesbian Joke

Definition Of A Stalker

Four Leaf Clover Joke

Valentines Day Joke

Mickey And Minne Mouse Divorce

What Did One Boat Say To The Other Boat On Valentines Day?

Ants In Your Pants

Three Men Die In A Car Crash Joke

A Blonde Prays To Win The Lottery Joke

Rasin Date Joke

Other Side Of The Lake Joke

Used Grapes Jokes

If You Love Someone Joke

Scrabble Tiles Joke

An Avocado In Church Joke

Pastry Chef Love Joke

Bosses And Diapers

Camping Sex

What Did The Turkey Say To The Computer Joke

Laundry Joke

Nice Lawn Joke

Comedic Dreams

Blood Pun

How Many Feet In A Yard

Pregnancy Test

Exorcist Joke

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