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Texas Capital
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What is the capital of Texas?
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Vegetarian Chile Joke
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My Child doesn't want to eat meat. What can I replace it with?
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Stimulus Check Joke
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My farmer friend used his stimulus to buy baby chickens. He got his money for nothing and his chicks for free.
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EMT Joke
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Why did the two EMT's travel together?
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Rabbit With Fleas Joke
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What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
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Dogs Can't Read
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Dogs can't read an MRI but CATScan!
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Brunette Joke #4
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What kind of costumes do brunette girls wear on Halloween?
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Communist Joke
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I prefer communist jokes because everyone gets them.
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Brunette Joke #2
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What's a brunette's mating call?
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Unemployment Joke
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I have a lot of unemployment jokes but none of them work.
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Karate Pig Joke
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What do you call a pig that does karate?
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Boiling Water Obituary Joke
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Rest in peace boiling water... You will be mist.
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Dropped Your Laundry Joke
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My wife has just fallen over and dropped a basket full of freshly ironed clothes. I just sat back and watched it all unfold!
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Korean Martial Artist Joke
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I once met a Korean martial artist who was giving away free chocolate bars. I asked him if I could take two. He said “No! You can Taekwondo.”
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Giving Up Drinking
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I'm giving up drinking until this is over...
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What's The Difference Between Snow Men And Snow Women?
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What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
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Disable Autocorrect Joke
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How do I disable the autocorrect function on my wife?
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How Does An Astronaut Cut His Hair On The Moon?
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How does an astronaut cut his hair on the moon?
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Men Never Listen Joke
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In a hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said, "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure. When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy. The next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him. "What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button. "The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow." "MEN NEVER LISTEN"
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Chewing Electric Cords Joke
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I caught my son chewing on electrical cords. So I grounded him. He's doing better currently. And conducting himself properly...
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Mark The Hunter
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Mark was excited about his new .338 rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He traveled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake. That bear was my cousin. I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex." After considering briefly, Mark decided to accept the latter alternative. So the black bear had his way with Mark. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Mark soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it dead. Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Mark. That bear was my cousin and you've got two choices: Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex." Again, Mark thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to death. So the grizzly had his way with Mark. Although he survived, it took several months before Mark fully recovered. Now Mark was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and managed to track down the grizzly bear and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then, moments later, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there. The polar bear looked at him and said, "Admit it, Mark, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?
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Dirty Cockroach
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Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed down everything and cleaned thoroughly. Today I'm putting the cockroach in the bathroom.
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Flower Ride Its Bike Joke
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Why couldn't the flower ride its bike?
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Stupid And Beautiful
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A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain... God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me... God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"
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No House Numbers Joke
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If your home doesn't have house numbers on it, you should address that!
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Mile Per Gallon Joke
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The average human walks 900 miles per year and drinks 2.2 gallons of beer, which means the average human gets 41 miles per gallon!
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People Who Never Get Angry Joke
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What kind of people never get angry?
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Elephant And Naked Man Joke
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You hear what the elephant said to the naked man?
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Troubles To Bed
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Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed", many women still sleep with their husbands.
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Time Travel Joke
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I was going to tell a time-traveling joke ...but you guys didn't like it.
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