The Joker

Question 1

The #1 Cause Of Divorce

What is the #1 cause of divorce?

Question 2

Dad Jokes Joke

Where does Dad keep his Dad jokes?

Question 3

Email Warning

If you ever receive an email titled "Ding Dong", do not open it. It's a Jehovahs Witness working from home.

Question 4

Not Bragging

I don't mean to brag but cashiers are always checking me out.

Question 5

Tree Stand Joke

How do you make a tree-stand?

Question 6

Cat The Doesn't Tell The Truth Joke

What do you call a cat that doesn't tell the truth?

Question 7

Mirror Mirror On The Wall Joke

We all know that mirrors don't lie... I'm just grateful they don't laugh!

Question 8

Chemist Pun

When chemists die, they barium.

Question 9

Star Wars Pirate Joke

What do you get if you cross Star Wars and a Pirate?

Question 10

Google Joke

Google must be a woman because it knows everything!

Question 11

Beard Pun

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Question 12

Pirates Favorite Country

What's is a pirates favorite country?

Question 13

Texas Capital

What is the capital of Texas?

Question 14

Irish Carpenter Joke

Two Irishmen were hammering floorboards down in a house. Paddy picks up a nail, realizes it's upside down and throws it away. He carries on doing this until Murphy says, Why are you throwing them away?" "Because, they're upside down", says Paddy. "You daft twat!", replies Murphy, "Save'em for the ceiling!"

Question 15

Stimulus Check Joke

My farmer friend used his stimulus to buy baby chickens. He got his money for nothing and his chicks for free.

Question 16

EMT Joke

Why did the two EMT's travel together?

Question 17

Rabbit With Fleas Joke

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Question 18

Communist Joke

I prefer communist jokes because everyone gets them.

Question 19

Brunette Joke #2

What's a brunette's mating call?

Question 20

Unemployment Joke

I have a lot of unemployment jokes but none of them work.

Question 21

Boiling Water Obituary Joke

Rest in peace boiling water... You will be mist.

Question 22

Dropped Your Laundry Joke

My wife has just fallen over and dropped a basket full of freshly ironed clothes. I just sat back and watched it all unfold!

Question 23

Hard Tea Joke

What is the hardest tea to swallow!

Question 24

Old Lady Joke

What did one saggy boob say to the other?

Question 25

Giving Up Drinking

I'm giving up drinking until this is over...

Question 26

What's The Difference Between Snow Men And Snow Women?

What's the difference between snow men and snow women?

Question 27

Disable Autocorrect Joke

How do I disable the autocorrect function on my wife?

Question 28

How Does An Astronaut Cut His Hair On The Moon?

How does an astronaut cut his hair on the moon?

Question 29

Men Never Listen Joke

In a hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said, "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure. When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy. The next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him. "What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button. "The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow." "MEN NEVER LISTEN"

Question 30

Chewing Electric Cords Joke

I caught my son chewing on electrical cords. So I grounded him. He's doing better currently. And conducting himself properly...

The Joker

The #1 Cause Of Divorce

Dad Jokes Joke

Email Warning

Not Bragging

Tree Stand Joke

Cat The Doesn't Tell The Truth Joke

Mirror Mirror On The Wall Joke

Chemist Pun

Star Wars Pirate Joke

Google Joke

Beard Pun

Pirates Favorite Country

Texas Capital

Irish Carpenter Joke

Stimulus Check Joke

EMT Joke

Rabbit With Fleas Joke

Communist Joke

Brunette Joke #2

Unemployment Joke

Boiling Water Obituary Joke

Dropped Your Laundry Joke

Hard Tea Joke

Old Lady Joke

Giving Up Drinking

What's The Difference Between Snow Men And Snow Women?

Disable Autocorrect Joke

How Does An Astronaut Cut His Hair On The Moon?

Men Never Listen Joke

Chewing Electric Cords Joke

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