The Joker

Joke Count: 1233

Clock Pun

6:30 is hands down the best time on any clock.

Cheap Circumcision

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

Teddy Bear Dessert

Why did the Teddy Bear say no to dessert?

Wise Man Joke

A wise man once told his wife nothing, because he was a wise man.

Iron Man Joke

Why Iron-man and not Fe-male?

Grandpa Joke

I asked my granddaughter to fetch me a newspaper. She laughed and said, "Grandpa you are so old, just use my phone." So I slammed her phone against the wall and killed that annoying fly.

Football Player Who Likes Dad Jokes

What do you call a football player that likes dad jokes?

Detective Duck Joke

What was the goal of the detective duck?

Tortilla Factory Joke

Why did the baker open a tortilla factory?

Toilet Paper Joke

I got in touch with my inner self today... That's the last time I buy 1-ply toilet paper at the dollar store.

Construction Bird Joke

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

Alligator Thief Joke

What do you call a thieving alligator?

Do You Feel Any Pain?

My wife yelled down from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" I replied, "No." She responded, "How about now?"

A New Parents Favorite Christmas Carol Joke

What is my mommy and daddy’s favorite Christmas carol?

A Duck, Skunk And A Deer Go To Dinner

A duck a skunk and a deer when out to dinner at a restaurant one night. When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck, so they put the meal on the ducks bill.

Vegan Argument

If two vegans get into an argument... is it still considered a beef?

Dad Jokes Joke

Where does Dad keep his Dad jokes?

Email Warning

If you ever receive an email titled "Ding Dong", do not open it. It's a Jehovahs Witness working from home.

Runners Memory Joke

What do runners do when they forget something?

Tree Stand Joke

How do you make a tree-stand?

Santa's Watching!

Santa's been reading your posts all year... Most of you are getting dictionaries for Christmas.

Toilet Paper Cross The Road Joke

Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?

Chemist Pun

When chemists die, they barium.

Monster Dessert Joke

What is a monster's favorite dessert?

Wear A Mask

A big nose is not an excuse to not wear a mask! I mean, I still wear underwear!

Inflation Joke

I asked my grandfather for twenty dollars. "Twenty dollars?!" he said. "For What?" "To buy groceries," I told him. "When I was a boy," my grandfather said. "My mama would give me a dollar, just one dollar, and I'd go to the store and come home with two loaves of bread, two sacks of potatoes, a carton of eggs, three bottles of milk, and can of coffee and a box of tea." He shrugged and paused. "Times have changed and you can't do that now," he told me. "Too many security cameras."

Tiger Stripes Joke

Why do tigers have stripes?

Hungary Clock Pun

What does a clock do when it gets hungry?

How You Know When You're Old

Most people don't think I'm as old as I am until they hear me stand up.

Jack And The Bean Stalk Joke

My friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables. Jack and the beans talk.

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