The Joker

Question 1

Marriage Tip

When your wife is mowing the lawn, that's probably not the best time to ask when dinner will be ready.

Question 2

Fake Noodle Joke

Question 3

Potato Head Joke

No matter how bad your life is, just remember... There are people out there worried about the gender of a plastic potato.

Question 4

An Old Cowboy Bar Joke

An old cowboy goes into a bar and orders a drink. As he sits there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sits down next to him. She turns to the cowboy and asks him, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replies, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences, and branding cattle, so I guess I am." She says, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. When I shower or watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women." A little while later, a couple sits down next to the old cowboy and asks him, "Are you a real cowboy? "He replies, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."

Question 5

Milkless Cow

If a cow doesn't produce milk, is it a milk dud or an utter failure?

Question 6

Cow Toe Joke

Why do cows have hooves?

Question 7

Drinking Wine Joke

Put a glass of wine in each room of your house and call it a wine tour.

Question 8

Don't Trust Stairs Joke

I don't trust stairs... They're always up to something.

Question 9

Someone Called My Phone Today, Sneezed, And Then Hung Up Joke

Someone called my phone today, sneezed, and then hung up.

Question 10

Lose Weight Joke

I think I need to lose some weight. I tried to sit up earlier and ended up rocking myself to sleep.

Question 11

Money Joke

Money. May not make you happy. But will pay for vacation, lunches, dinners, cars, houses, flowers, children education, medical bills, and tacos!

Question 12

Dad Stealing From His Job Joke

I never wanted to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker... But when I got home all the signs were there!

Question 13

Stealing A Thesaurus Joke

I was accused of stealing a thesaurus. I was not only shocked but appalled, aghast, and dismayed.

Question 14

Grandpa's Pants

Grandpa, what are you doing on the porch with no pants on? Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt on and I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma's idea.

Question 15

Congress Or Baboon's Joke

A group of baboons is called a congress. (that is the joke)

Question 16

Trying New Positions

Wife, "Shall we try a different position tonight?" Husband, "Excellent idea!" Wife, "Ok, you stand at the sink and wash the dishes and I'll be on the couch and watching tv."

Question 17

Hokey Pokey

I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but I turned myself around.

Question 18

Hollywood Movie Joke

Hollywood has been making a movie about constipation for years but they aren't sure if it will ever come out.

Question 19

I Got Hit By A Car.

A man call his wife, "I got hit by a car outside the office. Tina brought me to the Hospital. They have been doing tests and taking x-rays. The blow to my head, though very strong, will not have any serious or lasting injury. But I have three broken ribs, a broken arm, compound fracture in my left leg and, they may have to amputate my right leg." Wife's response, "Who's Tina?!?!"

Question 20

Pizza Button On The Microwave.

I put a potato in the microwave and pushed the pizza button. The little bell rang but it was still a potato.

Question 21

Sick Lemon Joke

What do you give a sick lemon?

Question 22

Megabyte Pun

My friend is changing his bands name to 999 Megabytes because they never got a gig.

Question 23

Little Mermaid Joke

What did the Little Mermaid wear to math class?

Question 24

Flamingo Pun

My friend keeps telling me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I guess I'm just going to have to put my foot down.

Question 25

Balloon Music Joke

What type of music are balloons afraid of?

Question 26

Wife Bra

I almost tripped over my wife’s bra the other day... I'm sure it was a booby trap.

Question 27

A Women Pleasure

Husband asked his wife, "Why don't you tell me when you orgasm?" Wife, "Because I don't like calling you when you're at work."

Question 28

Cold Painter Joke

What does the painter do when he gets cold?

Question 29

A Duck Chap Stick Pun

A duck goes into a store and asks if they have any ChapStick. They told him they had plenty for sale so he replied "great can you put it on my bill for me"

Question 30

Nudist Camp Joke

So a hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it now.

The Joker

Marriage Tip

Fake Noodle Joke

Potato Head Joke

An Old Cowboy Bar Joke

Milkless Cow

Cow Toe Joke

Drinking Wine Joke

Don't Trust Stairs Joke

Someone Called My Phone Today, Sneezed, And Then Hung Up Joke

Lose Weight Joke

Money Joke

Dad Stealing From His Job Joke

Stealing A Thesaurus Joke

Grandpa's Pants

Congress Or Baboon's Joke

Trying New Positions

Hokey Pokey

Hollywood Movie Joke

I Got Hit By A Car.

Pizza Button On The Microwave.

Sick Lemon Joke

Megabyte Pun

Little Mermaid Joke

Flamingo Pun

Balloon Music Joke

Wife Bra

A Women Pleasure

Cold Painter Joke

A Duck Chap Stick Pun

Nudist Camp Joke

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