The Joker

Question 1

Teddy Bear Dessert

Why did the Teddy Bear say no to dessert?

Question 2

Wise Man Joke

A wise man once told his wife nothing, because he was a wise man.

Question 3

An 86 Year Old Man Walked Into A Crowded Waiting Room Joke

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?" "There's something wrong with my penis", he replied. The Receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that." “Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said. The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something, and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private." The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?" “There's something wrong with my ear", he stated. The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?" "I can't pee out of it," he replied......... The waiting room erupted in laughter!

Question 4

Grandpa Joke

I asked my granddaughter to fetch me a newspaper. She laughed and said, "Grandpa you are so old, just use my phone." So I slammed her phone against the wall and killed that annoying fly.

Question 5

Football Player Who Likes Dad Jokes

What do you call a football player that likes dad jokes?

Question 6

Detective Duck Joke

What was the goal of the detective duck?

Question 7

Tortilla Factory Joke

Why did the baker open a tortilla factory?

Question 8

Toilet Paper Joke

I got in touch with my inner self today... That's the last time I buy 1-ply toilet paper at the dollar store.

Question 9

Construction Bird Joke

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

Question 10

Alligator Thief Joke

What do you call a thieving alligator?

Question 11

Do You Feel Any Pain?

My wife yelled down from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" I replied, "No." She responded, "How about now?"

Question 12

Politicians And Diapers

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Question 13

A New Parents Favorite Christmas Carol Joke

What is my mommy and daddy’s favorite Christmas carol?

Question 14

A Duck, Skunk And A Deer Go To Dinner

A duck a skunk and a deer when out to dinner at a restaurant one night. When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck, so they put the meal on the ducks bill.

Question 15

Vegan Argument

If two vegans get into an argument... is it still considered a beef?

Question 16

Dad Jokes Joke

Where does Dad keep his Dad jokes?

Question 17

Email Warning

If you ever receive an email titled "Ding Dong", do not open it. It's a Jehovahs Witness working from home.

Question 18

Runners Memory Joke

What do runners do when they forget something?

Question 19

Tree Stand Joke

How do you make a tree-stand?

Question 20

Santa's Watching!

Santa's been reading your posts all year... Most of you are getting dictionaries for Christmas.

Question 21

Toilet Paper Cross The Road Joke

Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?

Question 22

Chemist Pun

When chemists die, they barium.

Question 23

Monster Dessert Joke

What is a monster's favorite dessert?

Question 24

Wear A Mask

A big nose is not an excuse to not wear a mask! I mean, I still wear underwear!

Question 25

Inflation Joke

I asked my grandfather for twenty dollars. "Twenty dollars?!" he said. "For What?" "To buy groceries," I told him. "When I was a boy," my grandfather said. "My mama would give me a dollar, just one dollar, and I'd go to the store and come home with two loaves of bread, two sacks of potatoes, a carton of eggs, three bottles of milk, and can of coffee and a box of tea." He shrugged and paused. "Times have changed and you can't do that now," he told me. "Too many security cameras."

Question 26

Tiger Stripes Joke

Why do tigers have stripes?

Question 27

Hungary Clock Pun

What does a clock do when it gets hungry?

Question 28

How You Know When You're Old

Most people don't think I'm as old as I am until they hear me stand up.

Question 29

Jack And The Bean Stalk Joke

My friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables. Jack and the beans talk.

Question 30

Recount Or Else!

I just called my bank and told them that they counted wrong so I want to find $11,780 in my account by tomorrow!

The Joker

Teddy Bear Dessert

Wise Man Joke

An 86 Year Old Man Walked Into A Crowded Waiting Room Joke

Grandpa Joke

Football Player Who Likes Dad Jokes

Detective Duck Joke

Tortilla Factory Joke

Toilet Paper Joke

Construction Bird Joke

Alligator Thief Joke

Do You Feel Any Pain?

Politicians And Diapers

A New Parents Favorite Christmas Carol Joke

A Duck, Skunk And A Deer Go To Dinner

Vegan Argument

Dad Jokes Joke

Email Warning

Runners Memory Joke

Tree Stand Joke

Santa's Watching!

Toilet Paper Cross The Road Joke

Chemist Pun

Monster Dessert Joke

Wear A Mask

Inflation Joke

Tiger Stripes Joke

Hungary Clock Pun

How You Know When You're Old

Jack And The Bean Stalk Joke

Recount Or Else!

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