The Joker

Question 1

The Wife Is Always Right

Nine out of Ten husbands agreed that their wives are always right... The 10th husband hasn't been seen since the study was conducted.

Question 2

Invention Of 0 Joke

To the person who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

Question 3

IKEA Was Appointed Prime Minister Of Sweden Joke

Just read the CEO of IKEA was appointed Prime Minister of Sweden. He's currently assembling his cabinet.

Question 4

Astronaut’s Favorite Part Of A Computer

What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?

Question 5

Trophy Wife Joke

My friend has a trophy wife... Apparently, he didn't get first place.

Question 6

Pet Store Pun

The local pet store is having a free giveaway on birds today...no perches necessary.

Question 7

Quick Money For Dummies Joke

I'm reading a book called "Quick Money for Dummies", by Robin Banks.

Question 8

Political Lawn Signs

It's important to look carefully at lawn signs during an election. Last time I voted for a real estate agent.

Question 9

Canary Island Joke

Did you know there are no canaries on the Canary Islands? Same as with the Virgin Islands... No canaries there either.

Question 10

Falling Autumn Leaves

It's autumn. My wife asked me why I won't rake the leaves?. I said, "It's because they're called leaves. If they were called pick-me-ups I would pick them up, but they're called leaves so I leave them."

Question 11

Super Bowl Tickets

A friend of mine has two tickets for the Super Bowl, both box seats! He paid $2,500 each but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place...It's at Holy Cross Church, on Lake Ave at 3 pm. The bride's name is Nicole, she's 5'4", about 115 lbs, good cook too...She'll be the one in the white dress.

Question 12

My Name Is Lance Pun

Lance is a common name these days, but in medieval times, people were named Lance a lot.

Question 13

Gust Of Winds Favorite Color Joke

What is a gust of wind's favorite color?

Question 14

Trump Locked Out Of White House Joke.

Why can't Donald Trump go to the White House anymore?

Question 15

Grandma Walking Joke

At the age of 65 my grandma started walking 5 miles a day. She's 92 now and we have no idea where she is.

Question 16

Frozen Turkey's Joke

So, I was at Walmart earlier. A lady was looking at the frozen turkeys, but she couldn't find one big enough. She asked the stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" He replies with a straight face, "No ma'am, they're dead."

Question 17

Strawberries

A neighbor suggested I put manure on my strawberries. Tasted horrible! I'm sticking with whipped cream!

Question 18

COVID-19 Vacation

This is the first year I'm not going to Fiji due to COVID-19. I usually don't go because I'm poor!

Question 19

How To Cure A Headache

When I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like it says on the bottle.

Question 20

Money Grows On Trees Joke

If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

Question 21

Bank Job

I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A women asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

Question 22

What Did One Hat Say To The Other Hat

What did one hat say to the other hat?

Question 23

Pick A Person To Blame.

Stop blaming everyone for all your problems...

Question 24

Quarantine's Over

When quarantine is over, let's not tell some people.

Question 25

Caveman Survival Joke

How did the caveman survive the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs?

Question 26

Butt Kisser Brown Nose Difference Joke

What's the difference between a butt kisser and a brown noser?

Question 27

Farmer Needs New Cows

How does a farmer find new cows to buy?

Question 28

Shrinking Man See's A Doctor

A man runs into the doctor's office screaming that he is shrinking. The doc says, "Calm down you just need to be a little patient."

Question 29

My Earliest Childhood Memory Joke

My earliest childhood memory was getting my first pair of glasses... Life before that was a blur.

Question 30

Eight Hour Day

Sometimes it takes me eight hours to get nothing done.

The Joker

The Wife Is Always Right

Invention Of 0 Joke

IKEA Was Appointed Prime Minister Of Sweden Joke

Astronaut’s Favorite Part Of A Computer

Trophy Wife Joke

Pet Store Pun

Quick Money For Dummies Joke

Political Lawn Signs

Canary Island Joke

Falling Autumn Leaves

Super Bowl Tickets

My Name Is Lance Pun

Gust Of Winds Favorite Color Joke

Trump Locked Out Of White House Joke.

Grandma Walking Joke

Frozen Turkey's Joke

Strawberries

COVID-19 Vacation

How To Cure A Headache

Money Grows On Trees Joke

Bank Job

What Did One Hat Say To The Other Hat

Pick A Person To Blame.

Quarantine's Over

Caveman Survival Joke

Butt Kisser Brown Nose Difference Joke

Farmer Needs New Cows

Shrinking Man See's A Doctor

My Earliest Childhood Memory Joke

Eight Hour Day

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