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Joke Count: 1229
My Name Is Lance Pun
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Lance is a common name these days, but in medieval times, people were named Lance a lot.
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Strawberries
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A neighbor suggested I put manure on my strawberries. Tasted horrible! I'm sticking with whipped cream!
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Canary Island Joke
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Did you know there are no canaries on the Canary Islands? Same as with the Virgin Islands... No canaries there either.
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Butt Kisser Brown Nose Difference Joke
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What's the difference between a butt kisser and a brown noser?
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IKEA Was Appointed Prime Minister Of Sweden Joke
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Just read the CEO of IKEA was appointed Prime Minister of Sweden. He's currently assembling his cabinet.
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Astronaut’s Favorite Part Of A Computer
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What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?
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Beaver Pun
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What did the beaver say when he swam into a wall? DAM!
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How Much Does A Pirate Pay For Corn Joke
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How much does a pirate pay for corn?
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Falling Autumn Leaves
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It's autumn. My wife asked me why I won't rake the leaves?. I said, "It's because they're called leaves. If they were called pick-me-ups I would pick them up, but they're called leaves so I leave them."
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Frozen Turkey's Joke
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So, I was at Walmart earlier. A lady was looking at the frozen turkeys, but she couldn't find one big enough. She asked the stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" He replies with a straight face, "No ma'am, they're dead."
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COVID-19 Vacation
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This is the first year I'm not going to Fiji due to COVID-19. I usually don't go because I'm poor!
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ABC Joke
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Ate two cans of Alphabet Soup. Had a terrible vowel movement.
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Ran Out Of Toilet Paper Joke
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Ran out of toilet paper today and now using lettuce. Today was just the tip of the iceberg, tomorrow romaines to be seen.
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A Blond's Password
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So this guy asked his blond girlfriend what was her password and she told him it was "mickeyminniedonaldgoofyhueydueylouieplutohonolulu". When he asked her why she had such a long password she just rolled her eyes and said "hello! it does have to be at least eight characters and include a capital too!"
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Quarantine's Over
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When quarantine is over, let's not tell some people.
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IDK Joke
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My uncle asked me what does IDK mean? I said, "I Don't Know". He said, "Damn, nobody does!"
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Money Grows On Trees Joke
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If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
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Invention Of 0 Joke
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To the person who invented zero, thanks for nothing.
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Essential Oils
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To me, essential oils are what drips out of a taco.
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Hat Pun
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What did one hat say to the other hat?
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Missing Cake
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My wife bought a Christmas cake last week and now we can't find it. I think it was stollen.
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T-Rex Joke
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I buy all my weapons from a guy named T-REX... He's a small arms dealer!
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A Trip To The Store With Grandpa
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I was behind a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for lollies, biscuits, all sorts of things. The granddad is saying in a controlled voice: "Easy, William, we won't be long . . . easy boy." Another outburst and I heard the granddad calmly say: "It's okay William. Just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in there, boy." At the checkout, the little horror is throwing items out of the trolley. Granddad says again in a controlled voice: "William, William, relax buddy, don't get upset. We'll be home in five minutes, stay cool William." Well, I was really impressed, and when I got outside I saw the grandfather loading his groceries and the boy into the car. I walked over and said to the Grandad "Its none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don't know how you did it. That whole time you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying things would be okay. William is very lucky to have you as his granddad." "Thanks," said the Granddad. "But I am William. That little a-hole's name is Kevin!
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Farmer Needs New Cows
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How does a farmer find new cows to buy?
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Locked Out Of The House
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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to the lock calmly. Because communication is key.
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A Wise Man Joke
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In life, it is very important to know when to stop arguing with people and just let them be wrong!
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My Earliest Childhood Memory Joke
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My earliest childhood memory was getting my first pair of glasses... Life before that was a blur.
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Bank Job
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I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A women asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
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Eight Hour Day
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Sometimes it takes me eight hours to get nothing done.
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Buttcheeks Joke
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Is "Buttcheeks" one word?
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