USER JOKES INDEX

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "My penis" and the wife falls to the ground laughing, because on-screen it says, "Error, not long enough."

What did Qanon Shaman's mom say to him when he was on his way to jail? Bison.

My Child doesn't want to eat meat. What can I replace it with?

Why don't ants get sick?

They Say We Can Have Gatherings With Up To Eight People Without Issues. I Don't Even Know Eight People Without Issues.

Some people won't admit their faults. I would, if I had any.

How long is this social distancing supposed to last? My wife keeps trying to come in the house.

When I go to someone else's house and they tell me to make myself at home, the first thing I do is throw them out because I don't like visitors.

2020 should be a new cuss word like, "I don't give a 2020!"

Today I saw an ad that said, "Radio for sale $1, volume stuck on full." I thought, "I can't turn that down."